the guy that thinks he's the best reviewer ever wrote:
can you tidy up your samus review first
No.
Firstly, I wasn't talking with you, probably you were bitching around on my profile and was seeking on my posts and started to crying.
Secondly, shut your dumbass up lil bro, my review is mine not yours, don't come with that "yeah you're crap I'm the best" narcisstic bullshit
On third place, you are not the master, you don't command me, the only ones that can judge a review if it's a mess, if it's good, if it's incredible, is the webmasters, mods, Metal Sages, and Metal Lords.
And if I could judge some of your reviews like you did with mine (not being a Metal Sage wanna-be like you, because if you can do your nerdy fixing of other reviewers and literally posting other reviewers posts on the forums and crying, I can do too, LOL), I would judge "Odin Owns Ye All", bro?? "This is not an album for casual listeners" wow you think you're the only guy that likes this full-length on this world! WOOOWWW!!! you say that there's no black metal elements, because what? because Einherjer is not black metal, it's viking metal! WOWWW!!! and both genres have stupidly different aspects from each other, WOWOWWWW!!!! And you didn't even described the music at all. "Black Metal Rock album" that exists? Oh god, I'm paranoid!!!! "Death & Roll Vegan Sausage Roll" usually I don't insert jokes on my reviews, but you inserted one, a crappy one, and almost you do a track-by-track here.
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who da fuk sent me this shit - my friend after I crush his face with a hammer (cannibal corpse referenec)
ChatGPT wrote:
The first lineup of the band Carcass included Bill Steer on guitar and Lee Dorrian on vocals.
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