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stainedclass2112's profile

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Points:
1015 
Full name:
Ian F. 
Gender:
Male 
Age:
19 
Country:
United States 
Favourite metal genre(s):
Genre is a social construct :3 
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Hey, I'm stainedclass2112. I'm an 19 year old Christian metalhead and bass player. I mostly spend my time here writing reviews and goofing off on the forums. If you have any feedback or advice for my reviewing, please let me know.

I'm also an absolute freaking fanatic of Buckethead. I have heard almost all of his albums and I know my way around his discography like the back of my hand. If you would like a tour of Bucketheadland or some help getting into his stuff - don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.

Review scaling thingamabobber:

100% - Absolutely amazing. Among my favorites of all time; flawless.
95%+ - Mind-blowing. Stellar in every way but not quite flawless.
90%+ - Fantastic, comes very highly recommended from me.
85%+ - Really awesome, definitely a very good album.
80%+ - Great. Definitely check it out.
70%+ - Good stuff, perhaps a few flaws but still good.
60%+ - Decent but could've been better; maybe some big flaws but still good.
50%+ - Meh, it's okay but has some serious problems.
40%+ - This is where things get bad; has its moments but not worthy overall
30%+ - Pretty bad, something seriously wrong in the core of this album.
20%+ - Terrible, lots of problems and it's generally bad across the whole board.
10%+ - Atrocious.
0%+ - lol

"This is our masterpiece: corruption
This is our monument: destruction
Game point of life and death, the nadir of existence painted black
This is the road the Hell we’ve wandered
This is inheritance we’ve squandered
So raise a glass to all we’ve lost and wonder if we’ll ever get it back"

Dude, the album has it not quite like this.
I know, I got the frikken album.
You do not draw a fish tank upside down, now do you?
Fish will get a massive headache if you do.

IT IS COME SOON THE TIME OF SANTONESIA COME HEADBANG DOWN CHIMNEYS OF THE GUTTURAL AND BRUTALIC ENGIFTMENT GIVE TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!