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Here to praise the adventurous and slag the pretenders. If you play retro Hell's Headbangers poser shit, I'll eventually have your review done. You're not old school, you just want to be a part of a social club, which is fine, I love bowls, but I'm not going to release videos of me and the pensioners on the turf. Hellhammer, Parabellum, Necrovore, Possessed, Insanity, Sarcofago, Slaughter, Voivod, Demilich, Poison/R.U. Dead?, Kreator, Death Strike, Disembowelment, Portal, Hadez, Burzum, Nihilist, Gorguts, Sadistik Exekution, Beherit, Impaled Nazarene etc represent adventure and madness. Almost all of this stuff has been reissued for younger listeners who don't have the bank balance to compete with retard German collectors, so GET THIS STUFF and avoid trying to pick up every Finnish and Swedish trend band who jumped on the death metal bandwagon in the early 90s, because there were always a couple of innovators and a thousand followers along for the ride. Archgoat suck