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Rank:
Veteran 
Points:
3935 
Full name:
Edmund M 
Gender:
Male 
Age:
27  
Country:
United Kingdom 
Favourite metal genre(s):
Slow, fast, or epic 
Comments:
 

I write reviews. All reviews are written using my own personal opinions and my own personal free time.

If you are unsure about the scores given to my reviews, they reflect my feelings about the musical quality, artistic creativity, and (occasionally) personal resonance of the album in question. My older reviews have more generous scores by a margin of around 4%, though this is due to my perception of the above criteria altering as I listened to more music. I won't change many of the scores because they still represent the view of a metal fan and are just as "true" as my more recent ones. Those hoping to understand my thought process can refer to these guidelines:

0-9%
Makes me question my own sanity. Makes me lament my patient efforts to listen to the music.

10-19%
Makes me question the sanity of the musicians. Makes me lament the artist’s lack of skill.

20-29%
Makes me question the need to release this. Makes me lament the total lack of interesting features.

30-39%
Makes me question the reasoning of the record label for supporting this. If independently released, makes me lament the artist’s inability to judge quality.

40-49%
Makes me question many of the artistic decisions involved. Makes me lament for what could have been.

50-59%
Makes me lament the inconsistency or monotony of the style. Makes me praise the diverting ideas or decent musicality of the artist.

60-69%
Makes me lament a lack of creativity or dissatisfying musical presence. Makes me praise the solid nature of many of the songs.

70-79%
Makes me lament the unrefined features of the experience. Makes me praise the clear skill or creativity involved.

80-89%
Makes me excited and tempted to a) clench my fist, b) tap my foot, or, c) shake my head. Makes me praise the great musicianship and give the attention the songs demand.

90-99%
Makes me remain in thrall to most of the music and obliged to participate. Makes me praise the undeniably outstanding ideas and execution.

100%
Makes me faint and breathless with excitement. Makes me question my own sanity.