Depending on my mood, I write in first or third person.
0-19% - Horrible
20-39% - Filthy cliche
40-59% - Bad, with serious flaws and nonessential obtaining
60-69% - Flawed, with serious problems but still worth getting
70-79% - Listenable, maybe not that memorable
80-85% - Overall good
86-90% - Pretty damn impressive
91-95% - Classic
96-100% - Masterpiece