A lonely, 6 foot guy living in the countryside of Britain reviewing all sorts of metal albums mainly Death, Black, Thrash, Metalcore, Doom, Stoner, Sludge, Dark, Folk, Progressive and (brace yourself) a few Deathcore albums.
I will try and keep my reviews relatively short.
Album Ratings:
0-10% - Stick to your day job
11-20% - If you dig deep you will find maybe one good thing about the album, don't expect anything more
21-30% - It could be worse...
31-40% - A few highlights scattered around the album but very dull and boring
41-50% - An attempt is made to make something sound reasonably good
51-60% - Not bad, but not great
61-70% - Its alright, could be improved in some areas
71-80% - A good effort
81-90% - A solid release with many highlights
91-100% - A memorable performance making you proud to have it in your collection