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Rank:
Metalhead 
Points:
184 
Gender:
Male 
Age:
49  
Country:
N/A 
Homepage:
https://www.pslweb.org/ 
Favourite metal genre(s):
Doom/Sludge/Stoner 
Comments:
 

LIST OF THINGS THAT FUCKING SUCK:

-All forms of Rightism
-Devil May Cry 2
-Anarkiddies (Anarchism is the deathcore of leftism. Fucking posers!)
-Zoomers (Worst generation. Worthless cunts with nothing interesting to say and who only think in black and white because they grew up with technology.)
-Theater kids
-Monty Python (Because of the previous item on the list)
-Jocks
-Goths
-Hippies
-Hipsters
-Capeshit
-Star Wars
-Normies (Especially the ones who love capeshit and Star Wars)
-Standup comedy and standup "comedians"
-Scene kids
-Breakdowns
-Metalcore (Both the kind jocks like and the kind scene kids like)
-Nu-metal (sic)
-People who think all stoner metal is slow
-Pure black metal
-The cunts on /mu/
-Rednecks
-My dad
-Most music centered around acoustic guitar
-Friends (the sitcom)
-Diehard South Park fans
-Djent
-Frank Zappa (The guy himself, never bothered with his music.)
-KISS
-Flower metal
-Modern power metal in general, really.
-Sonic Adventure 2
-Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
-People who go to art school
-People who write poetry
-People who write music reviews where they employ their knowledge of music theory. It's really pretentious.
-Melodic "death metal"
-Getting a cold
-All forms of idealism, including faith
-Bronies
-Animals. I don't give a fuck about them.
-Unhealthy food
-Nature
-"Progressive" music
-"Technical" music
-David Foster Wallace stuff
-Mike Patton haters
-People who don't drink or do drugs and have a snobbish and pretentious and elitist attitude about that.
-Cops
-Rage Against the Machine
-Reggae (except for the Skatalites)
-People who think reggae came before ska.
-People who think all ska has horns.
-Chapo Trap House
-The Amerikkkan empire
-Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
-People who wear shirts for bands they don't even like.
-Being sober but knowing I have to be in order to get anything done.
-Ted Kaczynski stans
-K-Pop
-Colonialism
-The contradiction of "alternative" music being mainstream in the 90s
-Drugs being illegal in any capacity
-Fox News
-Homophobia
-Jethro Tull
-Transphobia
-9/11/1973
-The Iraq War
-Racism
-Gentrification
-The Beatles
-Scott Pilgrim
-Led Zeppelin
-Acid Bath (The band)
-Having ADHD
-Rick and Morty
-Lacanian schizophrenia
-Wikipedia genre classifications
-Prison
-Postmodernism (the ideology and cultural condition and not so much how it manifests in creative works)

LIST OF SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL:

-Communism
-Wes Craven movies
-1970s aesthetics
-Long hair
-Drugs
-Alcohol
-People who are beautiful and have personalities that are at least decent
-Getting them to touch you while you're both naked
-Battlejackets
-All the metal genres I list as my favorites
-Wizards
-Wise old men
-Novels that are true literature. 'specially the shit from the mid-to-late 20th century.
-Mike Patton
-This website
-hells_unicorn's reviews
-Slap bass
-The original Mass Effect trilogy
-LeftTube (The channels with actual leftists like Hakim and Second Thought, not the Breadtube posers like Vaush)
-The first 3 seasons of Arrested Development
-Ghost World (comic and 2001 movie)
-Murakami Haruki novels
-Bret Easton Ellis novels
-The Catcher in the Rye
-Disco Elysium
-Fallout: New Vegas
-Bubble wrap
-Deus Ex
-The oppressed finding solidarity with each other
-Anything that's "deep".
-Team Fortress 2
-Acid rock
-Noise (rock) music
-The word "epic".
-Ultraboris' reviews
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses
-Noktorn's reviews
-Tim Rogers and Action Button Reviews
-The Ultimate DOOM
-Action DOOM II
-Classical music (though I've admittedly haven't heard a lot)
-Grindcore
-Anal Cunt
-Oingo Boingo (their first album is a masterpiece)
-Ska
-The Aquabats
-The Skatalties
-The drums in industrial metal
-Silent Hill 2
-Dragon Quest
-Karl Marx's way with words
-Wearing sunglasses when it's unnecessary
-Guitar solos
-PS1 and PS2 FMVs. Especially the ones from Tekken.
-Lemmy's facial hair
-Getting revenge on and humiliating the people you hate
-Devil Survivor Overclocked
-Consistently reproducible glitches that cause video games to freeze.
-How stupid Transformers lore is
-Devilman
-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
-Fooly Cooly
-Blind Guardian's cover of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
-Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
-Pop Team Epic (the manga, anime is boring af)
-Dragon Half
-Chrono Trigger
-People going out of their way to read this