I like metal, love girls and... No, I'm not interested in hearing your band...
Least Worst Option (www.leastworstoption.com) is a personal review project I started in 2013 as an antidote to the corporate - and hyperbolic review culture that has taken a suffocating hold on metal criticism. LWO offers in-depth coverage of metal records, old and new, and intends to be a source of information and a voice of reason in a culture that urgently needs it.
If that sounds elitist to you, it probably means that it is.