DrSeuss's profile

I piss fire, and I turn all lesbians in a 10 mile radius into cock craving whores.

I play bass in post-metal/black/folk/doom outfit Bergtagen: www.myspace.com/bergtagen

I love all metal genres, it would just be easier to grasp my taste by reading my reviews and looking at my last.fm

http://www.last.fm/user/Dr_Suess

rating scale:

I will never give an album a 100% ever, the same as I would never give any album a 0%. To warrant a 0% rating, all the band members of said band would have to of shown up at my house personally, played the album on repeat, and each of them punch me in the balls respectively.

Other than that, my rating scale is much like traditional American school grading system

90-99% A, excellent

80-89% B, great and above average

70-79% C, average, but still done well

60-69% D, below average, not good, but not worthless

50-59% F, fail

1-49% You've insulted my intelligence and my family's name, and dear god please don't procreate, you abysmal failure.