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Det_Morkettall's profile

Rank:
Metal newbie 
Points:
97 
Gender:
Male 
Age:
N/A  
Country:
Canada 
Favourite metal genre(s):
Black, Atmospheric, Doom 
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Greetings, mortals; I am Det Morkettall, and you may feel free to call me Fluffy, Morkey, Mortey, or Bob. I lurk the forum every now and then, but I seldom post. When I do post, I usually make a good 3 or 4 before I'm done. It's not unlikely that I'll review a few albums now and then either, so, here's a rating system I've custom tailored:

90-100% Fucking genius. It will be in my collection forever.
80-89% Personal slant, mostly, but other than that it's worth the time and trouble.
70-79% Great. Check it out. Minor things I didn't like
60-69% It's certainly promising, but it has some inexcusable flaws.
50-59% Could have been better, only good at a few things. I found it boring.
30-50% Crap (this is the higher echelon of the shit tier). Maybe they'll do better next time.
0-20% There's no hope for this album. Super crap.