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You figure it out, genius. 

People who don't like brutal death metal can kiss the darkest part of my white ass.

(Most) Melodic 'Death Metal' makes me sick.

Anaal Nathrakh is better than any Norwegian Black Metal band ever, now and always.

The members of Cephalotripsy and Epicardiectomy are musical geniuses. Don't believe me? Try making a slam album half as good as 'Uterovaginal Insertion Of Extirpated Anomalies' or 'Abhorrent Stench Of Posthumous Gastrorectal Desecration'. When you fail, I will laugh.

Technical Death Metal has, does and always will rule. Shut the fuck up about how much better 90's tech death was and deal with it. If you can't find a modern tech-death band worth liking, you're a blithering idiot.

Old School Death Metal rules but most of its fans are cunts.

My Dying Bride is better than Opeth.
Rush is better than Dream Theater
Kalmah is better than Children Of Bo(re)dom and Wintersun combined.

Vomit Remnants needs to get back together.

Suffocation can do no wrong.

I write articles of varying quality here:

^ Sometimes I'll repost this shit, sometimes I won't. You'll know the difference.