Black Wintry War...

The Vorghoth side begins with a Hitler speech, and then it shifts into an everlasting two bar long "riff," which is accompanied by a boring drum beat which all it does is being fast while still being boring, repetitive, and useless. There is nothing new under the sun, or in the Cunt Orlok camp as well. This shit just goes on and on and on AND FUCKING ON, until the highly distorted vocals come in, which overpower everything else because of the production- so it turns out that over a half of this "split" goes to the annoying combination of trve 1488 imagery, two and a half riffs, crappy vocals, and that annoying programmed drum pattern. After this side ends, the formula of this crappy vein of bedroom BM starts over, with a worse production and no Hitler speeches this time. I can get the point with droning black metal, and it works, BUT NOT WITH ALL BANDS. Burzum and Drudkh do it pretty well, and I admit that I'm a big fan of both. But it doesn't work this time. Neither sides of this split seem to trigger anything but laughter, because this split and Cunt Orlok's "musical career" are so lame.

This sucks big time, like 100% of what Cunt Orlok has ever released. Lame, pretentious, repetitive, and useless are the first words that come to my mind as I skim throughout this guy's entire discography, and boy is it so darn boring. This is a shame for the aesthetics, credibility and the genre of black metal itself. And you probably may be wondering to yourself at this point of why this guy makes splits with his own bands- but the answer is quite simple: no band wants to be affiliated with this fecal matter.

Stop making music already.