In the End of Human Existence

There is absolutly nothing this album does right. There is also absolutly nothing this album contains that is not a stereotype of the slam death metal scene. Starting with a stupid sounding sample, the album then turns into your average slam fest with at least one slam every 10-20 seconds. Even worse, it's all the same slams with hardly any variation in pattern. Then there are the stereotypical "grind" parts where the drummer blasts away and the guitarist plays pseudoriffs.

The vocalist, known only as Vladimir, lowers the bar for slam vocalists by about 30 notchs. This man is a disgrace to metal, and makes Mike Majewski look like Frank Sinatra. All he's doing is fucking exhale gurgling, which is extremly easy once you learn how to do it. Even worse, he NEVER varies tone, and for god's sake there aren't even any lyrics to this shit. If there are, PROVE IT. Give me some example that this jerk has any talent whatsoever.

The guitarist is possibly the worst guitarist of slam as well. This man has two modes, slam riff mode and grind mode. There are is nothing else here. There aren't even real riffs on this shit, it's just the same slam in slightly varied patterns, let alone any solos. He only goes to the 3rd or 4th fret. I think this guy's one of the worst guitarists I've ever seen (although he looks great compared to the dude from Emmure or Waking the Cadaver).

The bassist is only here to make the music more brutal. There is a 2 or 3 second place in "Skin Removal", and a maybe 5 or 6 second part in "Throat Fisting Abortion" where he plays, but that's it. Other than that all he does is follow the guitar. Pathetic.

The drummer is so un-talented I won't even bring him up.

On the entire album the only thing I remember is the pointless sample-only "Dissected From Within". The small details I gave I had to relisten 4 or 5 times to catch. That's how much this album blends together. There is absolutly nothing this album deserves exept to be used as a drink coaster.

I just don't get it. Why would someone pay money for 26 minutes of this when you can get Suffocation's "Pierced From Within" or Carcass's "Symphonies of Sickness", two albums which are equally as heavy yet far longer and far more technical and, for god's sake, those bands have LYRICS. No band in the world is this bad (exept for maybe Avenged Sevenfold, who I have devoted my life to hating). Not even Waking the Cadaver. At least that's funny. This is just...stupid.