Anyway, not many dreams I can remember. The only one bizarre night I still remember from my childhood (and I was like 5 or 6, I think) is when I woke up in the middle of the night to see two guys carrying a coffin through my room, whistling some joyful tune. Not sure at what time (before of after the "funeral"), but the same night I got up to drink some water, went to the bathroom, and as I started drinking I saw this creepy cloaked figure not more than a meter away from me, just in front of the bathroom door, and just standing there.

Now, I know the funeral part was some heavy hallucination, and that I was awake while it was happening, but I'm guessing the whole bathroom and the cloaked figure part was a dream, because I wasn't really upset with it's presence.

Actually,I think I might have watched Family Guy maybe twice in the last 5 or 6 years.

I had one a couple of weeks ago where i was a sea lion walking on a beach covered in crabs then my cousin turned into a giant crab that was like 9 feet tall and i took a swim in the ocean.

that's some creepy shit.. reminds of david lynch movies.
maybe you think your dad is a hypocrite, and you're afraid something bad might come out of it.. you feel obliged to help your father, and that's bothering you.. maybe

I just think of it as irritatingly confusing.

I had a whopper of a dream on the eve of my birthday, the day before yesterday. It'd take quite a bit of space to write out though. It was very detailed, even taking place in a distinct geography. It also turned to the most gruesome dream I've ever had towards the end.

Well, I had the weirdest dream last night and thought I'd share it. Well, I was connected with the metal band Kiuas for some reason, and their lead singer Ilja Jalkanen, well, died. And I became the new lead singer and led the band to fame. I got a tattoo of Ilja's face on my arm, weird huh? Doubt anyone cares, thought I'd share.

That was kinda strange, but no metal dream will ever top the weirdness of my Blind Guardian one. Well, I am the lead singer of Blind Guardian. (I have Hansi's voice, and was always the lead singer). Well a mentally ill kid said it was his dream to be up on stage with Blind Guardian. So he came up one stage and he sang the chorus' to all the songs will us.

I don't remember my dreams, but yesterday I nodded off during my break for a minute, and dreamed of swans covered in blood. Weird...

Alright here it goes. I had this dream about 6 months ago.

I find myself in a dense forest, with brown bunnies everywhere. They tell me that for too long they have been oppressed, and so I join a bunny freedom fighters organization. They want to start a revolution for equal rights and to overthrow the tyrannical white bunnies. We train in the forest with weapons made out of candy. Eventually, the time comes to reclaim the castle and end the era of tyranny. We march onto this battlefield, spacious and green. The opposing white bunnies march on the horizon, and so the battle begins. I take my bow and arrow which shoots out chocolate chips, and slay 7 enemies. I then take my candy cane sword and decapitate 9 bunnies. I destroy the opposing force and the brown bunnies and I march into the castle. It seems there is a final battalion waiting for us, and the King and Queen of the white bunnies is in this battalion. The brown bunnies vote for me to suicide bomb the white bunnie battalion. I don a chocolate chip cookie, and approach the white bunnies. I press the middle chocolate chip on the chocolate chip cookie bomb, and I explode, releasing chocolate chips which act as needle and kill all the white bunnies. Cookie badder and bunny blood was everywhere. I watch the brown bunnies enjoy their era of peace from beyond the grave, and then all of a sudden Bathory- Raise the Dead is playing. I wake up and my alarm clock which plays metal music is ringing, to Raise the Dead. It was a great dream.

Earlier in the day, I partook in a cookie eating contest, and I did a report on the French Revolution and racism in America.

I remember this recurrent nightmare I had at one stage.I found myself walking over a sea in a violent storm,while some demonic looking creatures are kind of bobbing along the surface following me,and all around me in a circle are dead bodies holding candles.All the while there is a deep organ sound coming from nowhere.Suddenly I find that I am watching myself die repeatedly joining the dead with candles.I had this dream 6 times,and twice woke up bleeding through my ear.That has long stopped though thank god.

I had a dream recently where I went to my usual guitar lesson and found out that my instructor had been replaced by a late-middle aged lady who kept getting up me for how I held my pick.

Fucking weird.

When I was about... Eight? I saw part of Alien at a friend's and it scared the shit out of me at the time. I later that night I had a dream where the Alien came to attack my school. It was running around, killing teachers and students... It going to kill me to but I was aware I was dreaming so I went Superman on it.

Gene Hoglan was in my bedroom with his drumset and was doing an awesome drum solo. He started to pull off increasingly ridiculous tricks involving twirling the sticks and tossing and bouncing them around while smoothly continuing to play. After a while he finally dropped a stick. He managed to pick it up and continue without much of a hitch, but soon enough dropped his sticks again. So, he gave up, and hovered upward into the air. At this point he was levitating, cross-legged, gliding in circles around my room, and meanwhile doing insane sleight-of-hand tricks involving coins.

The most recent bizarre dream of mine was one in which I was riding on a yellow carousel and its speed gradually increased until it was spinning at something like 240 rpm, and I was hanging on to a horse by its head. Eventually the "butterflies in my stomach" became so intense that I let go and am sent flying a great distance. That's when the butterflies become even more intense.

I've had a lot, too many. Can't really think of one right now though.

I had a dream where I led a National Socialist "revoloution" in Australia. In it, my party adopts a Blood Red Eagle song as it's anthem, and we power after engaging in a civil war started after the opposing communists shoot up some of my homies in da mulisha barrakz.

Crazy.

1. Performed the hurricane kick. TATSUMAKI-SEMPUU-KYAKU!
2. The sphinx was before me, turning emerald green. The world ceased to exist.

3. Got a lapdance from a crush of mine. In pajamas.

4. I was a ninja in this movie called "Split Screen Drug". I think I was recovering from being half-blind.

5. I went lucid, and I took off into outer space. I was looking at the earth at the time. Possibly astral projection.

6. I went lucid, left earth, and went cruising outer space. I could see stars, supposed alien ships, planets. It was very detailed.

7. It was Christmas morning and I had downed 2 coke and rums sometime after midnight. I woke up into a dream thrice.

8. I was chilling with Immortalshadow666, Rexxz, Deathforblitzkrieg, and of all people, Nightgaunt! (I've always thought about hanging out with the fellow but he seems socially inaccesible. I could be wrong.) What made it absurd was that he was laughing quite heartily.

EDIT: Forgot about king Rexxz.

More to come.

That is so METAL! Br00tal!

Well, I don't remember this in excruciating detail, but:

I was in a go-cart type vehicle with some reptile human hybrid that was wearing a gas mask. We ended up singing a song about a stoned old man with a bucket while we were driving to an island prior to a hurricane/flood.

1. I was on a battlefield and I had my guitar. I shredded so good I killed people and I said, "KILLZONE MODE!"

2. KK Downing gave me a guitar lesson before picking up his guitar and bashing it on my head laughing maniacally.

3. I was in this gold palace and I went outside sat down beside a tree and got attacked by Miracle Max.

4.Richard Christy came to my house and for some reason I beat the heck out of him and burnt all his porno magazines in a fire while hurling him through the cave of wonders.

Those are pretty weird.

What did he look like?

I had a dream that me and my buddy were in some clothes shop in downtown Chicago, and my friend picks up these ridiculous looking pants made out of feathers and says "Hey dude, these pants look like something David Shankle would wear" and we start laughing and we turn around and there he is standing there, and a tear comes down his cheek and he says "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME GUYS!?" and runs out of the store crying.

Insider to the dream, I live in Schaumburg, IL, one town over from where David Shankle gives guitar lessons, a lot of our friends take lessons from him, and we often make fun of DS

Addition: I also had a dream where I was being hunted by the Verizon network.

Last night I dreamt that Slipknot had been accepted onto the Metal Archives and spent the whole dream trying to comprehend why. Is it odd that I'm even dreaming about this place now?

Okay, here's a strange one:

Just today, after a long spell of sleep deprivation I fell asleep completely by accident. I ended up waking up about five hours later.

It started out in a city transit bus, but the interior was more like the train from the train level on Goldeneye 007 for N64. I was the only one on the bus, and there was a newspaper dispenser, so I bought the local newspaper (the Winnipeg Sun). After buying the newspaper, I started talking to the bus driver. I remember telling her that I wasn't familiar with the city, but I wanted to go to "a colorful and vibrant area". We continued talking, and at this point the driver had turned from a girl to a man. We talked about how buses occasionally drive through farmers fields, and then we did.

In the field, there were people dressed in jeans and t-shirts with logos of various metal bands, it was very bright and clear outside. They were wandering around, yelling for no apparent reason. They moved when the bus drove through the field.

While the bus driver was driving through the field, I talked to a man named Bob Irving on the bus. Bob Irving does radio commentary on sports on a local AM radio station here. I told him that he is good at what he does. We finally arrived back to the city, the surroundings reminded me of a mix of the landscapes of the Wizard of Oz and London, England. We stopped in front of a coffee shop called "Second Cup". I'm pretty sure that is a real coffee shop here in Canada.

When I walked in, the lay out of the shop was much like an old English pub mixed with a modern day Starbucks. There was a man with a curled mustache, the owner of the shop. He was wearing small glasses and had a jolly, high pitched voice. The lighting was eclectic and seemed to move with me. The name of the shop changed from Second Cup to something I don't remember. It had the letter 'y' in it though.

I told the man working the shop that I would like a cup of coffee. I was going to get a coffee and then sit down and read the newspaper I bought on the bus. This shop wasn't like a modern shop very much though, in terms of the products. The man working the shop started pouring coffee, then he added some whipped topping. He took a sip of it and said "This needs cream."

After that, a bunch of strange things happened that I don't really remember, I do remember the shop went from being just that single guy to a huge crowd. That's about it, I hope you enjoyed.

I dreamed something about trying to catch a bear for the police. Weird.

I had a weird dream last night. I don't remember how it began but at some point I was walking home late at night, I remember being like "Fuck this" and stole a scooter out of someone's yard or something. It was somewhere between a razor scooter and those old ones with the bike tires, but it still folded up and everything.

I made it halfway through town and there was a mysterious skatepark in an underground parking garage that I had never seen before and there was a bunch of kids skating and riding bikes and shit. I stayed and watched for a while. Then when I decided to leave I remembered I needed to grab my drink before a left, (which is funny since I never had a drink before this time.) I went to grab it and there was like ten drinks sitting around on a curb near where everyone was skating. After grabbing the wrong one a couple times I remembered "Oh yeah this one's mine, the glass of green kool aid with ice in it that I brought from home."

So I leave and a couple streets later decide to take a shortcut, I go through this backyard that I percieve to be an old friends (Who's house is known to be haunted in real life) and theres an assembly line of elves at work on some christmas shit. I quickly pass them to try and go through the side then out the front gate. I hurt myself somehow along the way and decide to sit down and rest for a minute.

His dad comes out of the front door yelling, I try and explain myself but he isn't trying to hear it and doesn't remember who I am (Haven't seen him in years.) At this point a black police officer comes to the door, my friends dad is still yelling and I'm trying to explain myself to the officer. At this point I notice his uniform looks very fake and I ask him "are you really a cop" and he kinda signals to me somehow without the yelling guy noticing and suddenly I realise it's halloween and this guy is just dressed as a cop but the dad must have called the cops so he thinks its real.

For some reason this fake cop guy has my back, he tells the man to step outside so he can look the place over with him to make sure I havent fucked anything up or stolen anything. As soon as the guy steps out I swing the scooter at his head at full speed and knock him out. I debated if I should beat him to death while he's unconcious, decide not too but me and the fake cop are feeling rather invincible at this point and decide the only way to get a similar rush would to be to go rape a girl. I think I woke up somewhere around here cuz I don't remember raping a girl.

In my dream he was tall and blonde. Dreams to me mostly have to do with how creative your mind can be, but I don't think it's true that he looks like that.

I recently had a dream where me and my father are carrying my grandad down a long street facing oncoming traffic. The sky was noticeably grey. My grandad seems to be in some distress or pain perhaps and is struggling. It seems me and my father are going through some effort to get him to somewhere. Eventually my grandad passes out and we give up and stop there in the street. Then the dream just ends. It was disturbing at the time.

I had a dream I was sliding around under ground, through water pipes and open coffins and stuff...And Beetle Juice kept coming out of no where threatening to take my limbs if I didn't take a left at the next coffin etc.

In the end I landed in a big room with dead people nailed to the walls and ceiling like on Jeepers Creepers. They had hands, feet, heads and so on missing Haha. I was like 12 and I still remember is so vividly.

I once had a dream I was a wizard, in full robes and a staff. I then proceded to go down into a cave where there were like a whole shitload of dragons that like were breathing rainbows at me. So I like used an enchanted mirror to reflect the rainbows back at them, turning them into a puddle of brown goo.

I have multiple weird dreams most nights, I occasionally have psychic ones and have astral traveled a couple of times now..
In fact I dream so much it's bad for me, I'm often tired even though I "sleep" for 6-8hrs a night.

Its far too hard to explain my weird dreams, one day I'd love to turn some into short films.. I will write about my first psychic dream though, came to me when I was about 7:



It's daytime, the sky is such a bright blue and there only very few clouds in the high up in the sky.
I'm on a grassy hill and the view is amazing. In the distance is my uncle (who I hadn't seen in a long time and lived hundreds of kms away), he's smiling at me but is slowing disappearing.
I hear a sound above me and look up - a fantail is circling up in the sky above me..
I look back to see my uncle but he's gone.



In the morning I told mum about how my uncle was in my dream and she starting crying and informed that he had actually died that night..
..a few days later it's the burial day, the coffin was driven right out into the country and we all walk up to his family burial site...

It's daytime, the sky is such a bright blue and there only very few clouds in the high up in the sky.
I'm on a grassy hill and the view is amazing.. it was the exact same place as in my dream and yet it was the first (and still the only) time I had ever been there.
In the distance is my uncles coffin.
I hear a sound above me and look up - a fantail is circling up in the sky above me..

I had a dream the other day I was in some metal festival somewhere between Germany and Russia. Loads of NS skins were trying to engage in some chummy solidarity thing with me and it creeped me out and I just politely went along with it.

Also in this dream I ended up missing Borknagar.

1.Mini dream: Half asleep, i'm walking on the edge of a cliff and then i start falling. As soon i hit the ground, my feet bounce off the bed

2.Lucid: I'm in a bar called "Sax" (It exists), sitting on one of those high chairs and talk to a guy. I look around a bit, and the guy is another one somehow....Suddenly my friend (female) walks in and i offer her the chair. She sits and i want to tell her that i have lucid dream, in this moment i fall into a big hole, i shake my body to wake. Not sure if this was a lucid, but i could do things on my own: hold a cup, talk randomly to someone, smoke cigs etc...

3.Weird: I was in a street in my hometown, then i see two dogs coming and i hid behind a trashcan (don't know why, the dogs were peaceful). And then i walk a few steps to see something resembling a bridge and canal similar to those in L.A. I walk down and see some creatures fighting, they see me (they had red eyes and a evil look) and i start running and come to an underground garage filled with water. I look around a bit and the earth starts to quake. I went out and started running up road which was collapsing. In the last second i make it to the top of the hill and i see my friend who is sitting on a bike and holding one in his hand. We take the bikes and drive around a strange place which was a mix of towns i have been to. We took a shortcut just to get out on the same road and i yelled at him : "This shortcut was long you idiot". We keep going and see a gas station. As we drive to the station, a local homeless from my town starts yelling and waves around with this big plank. I said to him: "Go f**k your mother" and i wake up. Strange huh ?

I had a dream where Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy was some superheroine with Hellboy as a sidekick, but they nearly got killed after a fucking massive multi-gigaton nuclear (or perhaps anti-matter) bomb exploded, darkening the sky and irradiating everything with an eerie dark blue glow.

I had another dream where I was making fun of this Russian dude who called a DVD an "expensive computer chip".

Then there was this dream where the Earth was split into several pieces, but it was still habitable, even though it was split into several pieces - it was weird, I could see Africa from my house, or at least the top half of it.

I dreamt that I was John Lennon and I was sitting in snow covered plain with a little girl. The girl was wearing a pink skirt. I told her all kinds of things and the sun rose. Everything starts to melt and it became spring. The girl walked back home with her mother. I waved goodbye and dissapeared.






The next day, me and my band covered and recorded the song Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles.

I dreamed something weird last night. although I didnt actually experienced it in my dream I seemed to have survived some kind of apocalypse and woke up in apparently June and it was snowing heavily. I was wearing a t-shirt and walked outside where it was extremely cold.

I walked for several miles and didnt see any sign of life and I was afraid that I was the last person on earth. then I ran into some folks who gave me a sweater and a thick vest for me to wear and some food. they guided me to somekind of bunker where other people were. apparently there were many survivors and among them alot of people I knew, strange thing was that they all seemed pretty happy as if they had no trouble with what happened.

I've had a psychic dream too. Some guy was trying to bash me with a hammer (a normal claw hammer, you nerds). He missed a few times, but finally hit me in the head, and I woke up, having just bashed my head into the headboard of the bed. I immediately got up and started reading up on profound New Age stuff. Soon afterward, I was into astral travelling, and Goth makeup.

This is pretty embarassing, and recent.

I'm making out with some random hot chick. Like, crazy making out, I was spitting in her mouth and shit.

Anyway, I get her clothes off and she's like "Hold on, let me get out my little friend". So I thought she was going to pull out some crazy sex toy.

She takes out this little grey cube and puts it around the area of her hipbone and it vibrates and beeps for a second. Nothing happens at first...

Then this big metal dick comes out of her asshole, it's on some robotic arm, so after it comes out all the way it flips forward on this hinge and just points at me. I mind is going "WTF WTF WTF" then the dream ends.

Does this mean something?