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Sepulchrave
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:26 pm 
 

please.. never mix memes with metal. There isn't a better way to make a laughingstock of yourself.

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(^at least make the pepe smug if you want to use stale memes correctly)
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:22 am 
 

Honestly I'm just impressed someone decided the frog dude was perfect for a Black Metal cover.
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PvtNinjer
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:27 am 
 

omg a black metal pepe. Now i've seen everything

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aloof
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Location: never neverland, palm trees by the sea
PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:23 pm 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Total_Eclipse/2358

all their lyrics are a mix of christianity, new age esotericism (their CDbaby lists them as "Spiritual") and conspiracy theories, and their youtube channel now features videos like "The CHESTER BENNINGTON/ CORNELL MURDER COVER-UP" ( https://www.youtube.com/user/redskies001/videos )... okaaaay.
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Necrobiotik
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Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:27 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:07 pm 
 

PvtNinjer wrote:
omg a black metal anti communist pepe. Now i've seen everything


These memes in a Grind Core CD cover would be perfect instead. Black Metal it's still a serious business in some countries.

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Sepulchrave
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:31 am 
 

^Agreed. Having a BM pepe just about covers every stereotype of black metallers as neckbeards :P
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:25 am 
 

:nono:
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Necrobiotik
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:27 am 
 

Vargface and Europepe :-D

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Baroque1
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:10 pm 
 

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:50 pm 
 

Sepulchrave wrote:
please.. never mix memes with metal. There isn't a better way to make a laughingstock of yourself.


This is the death of comedy.
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Rosenthorn
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:58 am 
 

Has this one been posted yet? Amazing photoshop skills strike again.
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The Ardbeg Wizard
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:04 am 
 

Sepulchrave wrote:
please.. never mix memes with metal. There isn't a better way to make a laughingstock of yourself.

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(^at least make the pepe smug if you want to use stale memes correctly)


Black metal jokes are cringy to begin with.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:03 am 
 

spoiler for size
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I can imagine someone excitedly trying to find an album by this band, Dragon Tee...

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/D ... and/666123
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:39 am 
 

The band picture is even better. :lol:

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aloof
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:44 am 
 

cover my eyes... (spoiler for half a dozen atrocities)
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https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Mastermind/925

https://mastermind.bandcamp.com/
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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:16 pm 
 

aloof wrote:
cover my eyes... (spoiler for half a dozen atrocities)


They're all slightly charming in their naivete as far as I'm concerned.

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Necrobiotik
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:59 pm 
 

That Mastermind covers are so horribly nice that make me curious to listen the music.

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DividerOfShadows
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:49 am 
 

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This just looks plain silly. Maybe that was the original idea, but still...
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And I'm still hoping for Katy Perry to do another Christian album.


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Lord_Jotun
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:17 am 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
aloof wrote:
cover my eyes... (spoiler for half a dozen atrocities)


They're all slightly charming in their naivete as far as I'm concerned.


Agreed.
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stevetehgreate
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:26 am 
 

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Mettalica - Quebec Magnetic

Good god,even their own logo is trying to kill them

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:42 pm 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/C ... sis/580928
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MawBTS
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:42 pm 
 

Nice sauwastika.

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iAm
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:55 am 
 

The red eyes done in MS Paint tho. Holy fuck :lol:
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MorbidEngel
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Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:37 pm
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Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:56 am 
 

He couldn't even button his pants!
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Opus
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:32 pm 
 

This is a beauty!
I post the video because the music is actually good, a great replacement for Rhapsody.

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MawBTS
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:00 am 
 

I love how the art quality completely drops away mid-drawing.

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Rodman
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Location: Sydney, Australia
PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:52 pm 
 

stevetehgreate wrote:
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Mettalica - Quebec Magnetic

Good god,even their own logo is trying to kill them


Metallica are the classic example of how things invariably go pear-shaped when they're done by (corporate) committee.
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The Lions Den
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:50 am 
 

stevetehgreate wrote:
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Mettalica - Quebec Magnetic

Good god,even their own logo is trying to kill them


Sorry mate, but no way this is an atrocity. Hetfield seems so cool in this pic and the idea of M-lightning trying kill him is particular.

I used this pic for my 40° birthday invitation cards, so figured it a bit... :-D
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Necrolatric
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:29 pm 
 

DividerOfShadows wrote:
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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/S ... a%21/13655

This just looks plain silly. Maybe that was the original idea, but still...


We finnish people like kind of a deranged sense of humour, and I think that cover with that album title is a good example of that. One of the greatest finnish metal albums BTW, you should also try Prestige and Dethrone!

Here is also an example of finnish humour; you may not get it, but here in Finland this is quite hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKc1Hjjz1Ys

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sokorny
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:36 am 
 

Rosenthorn wrote:
Has this one been posted yet? Amazing photoshop skills strike again.
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So comical I love it ... maybe the band was going for that look??

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chainsawcharlie52402
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:15 pm 
 

I'm late to the party and wasn't going through 67 pages to see if it was included.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:14 am 
 

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:04 am 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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forestcorpse
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:44 pm 
 

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stevetehgreate
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:12 pm 
 

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Taramis - Stretch of the Imagination
Excuse me, am i listening to a metal album or a disco/funk rock album?

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:02 pm 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

Last.fm

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Timeghoul
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:28 pm 
 

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Good album by Living Sacrifice, but awful cover.

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aloof
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:20 pm 
 

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forestcorpse wrote:
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stevetehgreate wrote:
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Taramis - Stretch of the Imagination
Excuse me, am i listening to a metal album or a disco/funk rock album?


no argument on the covers, but they are both good albums (LW is a bit cheesy, but still quite catchy). give them a listen! \m/

the LeatherWolf might be good as well, but I haven't really bothered with them after Street Ready...
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forestcorpse
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PvtNinjer
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:01 am 
 

lmfao i love this last one. Like they just cribbed some dude's vacay pics of instagram

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