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AcidWorm
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:23 pm 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
How does somebody like AcidWorm, who's constantly reading news articles and sharing links, always get the memo a week after everybody else has? :scratch:


Actually I saw it in the news I think 3 or 4 days ago but that was an update from today so I do not consider that slow. I thought it was just someone spreading rumors as did the news article I read.

And constantly implies more than a few times. I have probably been slow on 2 or 3 max over the past few months or so. I would not generalize that as "constantly."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 3:51 pm 
 

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I'm sure is mother will have a very memorable Christmas.

The door behind the gift kinda kills the effect though. Or not. Maybe the dude's mom's a giant.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:17 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
AcidWorm wrote:
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I'm sure is mother will have a very memorable Christmas.

The door behind the gift kinda kills the effect though. Or not. Maybe the dude's mom's a giant.

Maybe she just like the big ones

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:40 am 
 

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I'm sure is mother will have a very memorable Christmas.

Fi, Fy, Fo, Fum, What the fuck?!!
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:54 pm 
 

What was that album that came out this year with some sort of guy/deity on the cover and he was made of fire? Not sure if I'm describing it right or not but it got a lot of press recently.
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TheJizzHammer
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:44 pm 
 

People on this forum get butthurt about some really silly stuff, I've found. Some dude posts a second thread about Christmas hauls and gets a couple shitty responses from two people who could have simply ignored it and let mods deal with it. Some of you guys desperately need some beer and pussy, or whatever else it is that keeps you level.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:55 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
What was that album that came out this year with some sort of guy/deity on the cover and he was made of fire? Not sure if I'm describing it right or not but it got a lot of press recently.

Eternium's Repelling a Solar Giant.

I didn't find it all that engaging, despite implementing quite a few elements which I usually enjoy, but I can understand why it got so much praise. If you're into stuff like Dissection and Emperor, then you'll probably like it.

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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:57 pm 
 

Cool your jets, turbo. Yeah, they should have ignored the thread, but they didn't, and the forum mods will deal with it. Life goes on.
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TheJizzHammer
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:01 pm 
 

Yeah, you're definitely right. I'm surrounded by people shitting on other people constantly and it gets exhausting. It works me up in a major way but I guess that would turn me into the type of dude I was previously referring to.
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rexxz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:39 pm 
 

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Where do you live/work? Sounds like a horrible existence. And smelly too.
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TheJizzHammer
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:46 pm 
 

I do a lot of scat porn.
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rexxz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:58 pm 
 

Ah okay, Germany then.
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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:57 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
What was that album that came out this year with some sort of guy/deity on the cover and he was made of fire? Not sure if I'm describing it right or not but it got a lot of press recently.

Eternium's Repelling a Solar Giant.

I didn't find it all that engaging, despite implementing quite a few elements which I usually enjoy, but I can understand why it got so much praise. If you're into stuff like Dissection and Emperor, then you'll probably like it.

I agree. Although I probably found it more engaging than you did. The recording quality was pretty muddy and the songs were a little awkwardly constructed (see Opeth) but it had its charms and shining moments. All in all, enjoyable but not to die for.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:13 am 
 

Precisely, although Opeth didn't really come to mind when listening to it.

I just feel like the songwriting wasn't mature enough considering how ambitious the whole thing was. That might be fixed for the next release though, who knows. I certainly hope so, because the project has a lot of potential as it is.

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:22 am 
 

You rarely get a debut album in metal that's close to flawless, I gotta give them credit for getting it pretty close. Watching this band emerge reminds me of when I found The Foreshadowing before their debut came out. Or rather, they found me... (Myspace in the good ol days). Shit now they're already on album 3. Anyway, Eternium's songwriter is pretty young from what I understand, so I can excuse the cheesy talking parts.

Edit: By the way, I just read your sig and I about died laughing
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Young_Metalhead
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:23 am 
 

So I spent Christmas with my gf's family. Fuck this shit. I ain't gonna sing and kiss and rock any more baby Jesus for the rest of my life. I mean, how many of them can you own? And what's with all the sizes???
Anyway... I'm going to Oaxaca to celebrate the New Year, and fuck I miss my grandmother. I really feel like I lost another thing that links me to Oaxaca after she died. I mean, only part of my family lives there, and now even my mom has come to the city. I'm starting to realize that I truly didn't like living there. Fuck this time of the year, I'm all confused :lol: Still, it's warmer (10°C min, 30°C max) compared to Mexico city (8°C min - 18°C max) so I can actually go outside. It's not only the cold that prevents me from doing so here, it's the fucking pollution. It's been several days since we are high on pollution and no outdoor activities are recommended.
Anyway, now thay I've let all those feelings go, have a happy new year.

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:26 am 
 

Young_Metalhead wrote:
So I spent Christmas with my gf's family. Fuck this shit. I ain't gonna sing and kiss and rock any more baby Jesus for the rest of my life. I mean, how many of them can you own? And what's with all the sizes???
Anyway... I'm going to Oaxaca to celebrate the New Year, and fuck I miss my grandmother. I really feel like I lost another thing that links me to Oaxaca after she died. I mean, only part of my family lives there, and now even my mom has come to the city. I'm starting to realize that I truly didn't like living there. Fuck this time of the year, I'm all confused :lol: Still, it's warmer (10°C min, 30°C max) compared to Mexico city (8°C min - 18°C max) so I can actually go outside. It's not only the cold that prevents me from doing so here, it's the fucking pollution. It's been several days since we are high on pollution and no outdoor activities are recommended.
Anyway, now thay I've let all those feelings go, have a happy new year.

:oh shit:

Nah, just kidding. But I am starting to feel like I should prepare an anti suicide speech...
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Young_Metalhead
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:38 am 
 

Arkhane wrote:
Nah, just kidding. But I am starting to feel like I should prepare an anti suicide speech...

Don't worry, I am an anti suicide person. But go ahead, I'm pretty sure someone need it right now. :lol:

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Arkhane
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:44 am 
 

Shit, umm.... Life is good, your family loves you... If you kill yourself now, you'll never get another blowjob. And that's all I got. Now here's some Nortt

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:41 am 
 

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Young_Metalhead
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:51 am 
 

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MERRY SUCKSMAS EVERYONE

AND A CRAPPY NEW YEAR.

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:07 am 
 

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"there are talks of a movie adaptation by Steven Spielberg and Guillermo Del Toro in the offing"

http://store.ladbrokeradio.com/album/at ... of-madness

Super old news, and no, it's not happening.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:14 am 
 

Thanks Xl and others, I was wanting to buy it but now I think I'll YouTube it for a bit and then decide.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:02 am 
 

My brother discovered "black metal", but he thinks "hipster" is synonymous with "open minded" when used as a prefix. He got me the latest Woods Of Ypres CD for xmas. *sigh*

It's indie rock. Why does anyone call this black metal? At least I also got some totally bitchin' habanero paste. Yummy!
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:22 am 
 

The early Woods were black metal in the Agalloch-y sense of things, which isn't much but I found them enjoyable back then at least till 'Pursuit of the sun' was released. By the time the Green album and Woods 5 came out, I couldn't help but avoid them. Terribly boring stuff.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:10 am 
 

Well, I don't like Agalloch either. He should probably just stop trying to recommend music to me. It didn't work out the last three times he bought me CDs.
Not that I've told him, though... seems kinda rude.
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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:43 am 
 

Is it just me, or does it seem like every gothic metal group from Japan is desperately trying to be UVERworld?

You can't make this shit up.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:53 am 
 

inhumanist wrote:
He got me the latest Woods Of Ypres CD for xmas. *sigh*


Well, look on the bright side: at least they won't be making any more albums.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:13 am 
 

*Edited to forever wipe out the memory*
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:56 am 
 

Well, time to learn Thai. Or at least I must get a handle on what are masculine and feminine names in their language. I'd been carrying on an internet flirtation with who I assumed was a nice Thai girl. Then came the exciting news that "I'll be in Ottawa visiting family over the holidays!!! Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport sweetie. <3" The photo reveals some dude standing in front of a boat. When I apologized for the misunderstanding, he responded with the uncomfortably logical question, "you've never been with a man before, so how do you know you won't like it?" Just... because!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:10 pm 
 

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Well, time to learn Thai. Or at least I must get a handle on what are masculine and feminine names in their language. I'd been carrying on an internet flirtation with who I assumed was a nice Thai girl. Then came the exciting news that "I'll be in Ottawa visiting family over the holidays!!! Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport sweetie. <3" The photo reveals some dude standing in front of a boat. When I apologized for the misunderstanding, he responded with the uncomfortably logical question, "you've never been with a man before, so how do you know you won't like it?" Just... because!


I'm pretty sure severzhavnost just jumped from "name I see around the forums from time to time" to "my absolute favorite".
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:23 pm 
 

severzhavnost wrote:
Well, time to learn Thai. Or at least I must get a handle on what are masculine and feminine names in their language. I'd been carrying on an internet flirtation with who I assumed was a nice Thai girl. Then came the exciting news that "I'll be in Ottawa visiting family over the holidays!!! Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport sweetie. <3" The photo reveals some dude standing in front of a boat. When I apologized for the misunderstanding, he responded with the uncomfortably logical question, "you've never been with a man before, so how do you know you won't like it?" Just... because!


You can't fool us. You knew all along that Jim isn't a female thai name, and you're actually kinda excited.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:30 pm 
 

severzhavnost wrote:
Well, time to learn Thai. Or at least I must get a handle on what are masculine and feminine names in their language. I'd been carrying on an internet flirtation with who I assumed was a nice Thai girl. Then came the exciting news that "I'll be in Ottawa visiting family over the holidays!!! Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport sweetie. <3" The photo reveals some dude standing in front of a boat. When I apologized for the misunderstanding, he responded with the uncomfortably logical question, "you've never been with a man before, so how do you know you won't like it?" Just... because!


You were internet flirting with someone who you had no idea what they looked like? Rookie mistake.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:34 pm 
 

severzhavnost wrote:
Well, time to learn Thai. Or at least I must get a handle on what are masculine and feminine names in their language. I'd been carrying on an internet flirtation with who I assumed was a nice Thai girl. Then came the exciting news that "I'll be in Ottawa visiting family over the holidays!!! Here's a photo so you can recognize me at the airport sweetie. <3" The photo reveals some dude standing in front of a boat. When I apologized for the misunderstanding, he responded with the uncomfortably logical question, "you've never been with a man before, so how do you know you won't like it?" Just... because!



severzhavnost is Manti Te'O?

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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:01 pm 
 

Numerically speaking, if 20 people are interested in flirting with me, 19 of them are women. Hehe what can I say? In this case I gambled and lost :D
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:44 pm 
 

Kung Fury - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury
Pretty sure it's gonna reach it's $200k goal because the trailer is awesome!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:52 pm 
 

Time to make my yearly post related to metal. Bought this shirt today:

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-1627356782 ... 2_22357034

Surprised it even exists. Oh well, old timey Pitch Shifter is best Pitch Shifter.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:59 pm 
 

Time to remind us that you terrible taste in metal, too, eh?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:02 pm 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Time to remind us that you terrible taste in metal, too, eh?


It's okay, metal sucks anyway. :)
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