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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:02 pm

What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.

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iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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Location: United States

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:05 pm

I'm the opposite of inhumanist. I'm pro-hate all over these pages.

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:11 pm

Nothing wrong with a little hate here and there. It's the resulting butthurt that's annoying.

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Under_Starmere wrote:

iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 8749
Location: Elgin, Illinois

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:14 pm

Just spread a little hate worldwide...

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:14 pm

inhumanist wrote:

What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.

I know, I know, I said I would shut up, but damn..... My spleen! :lol:

Just had to get that outta my system :-D

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5218
Location: Canada

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:16 pm

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

I'm the opposite of inhumanist. I'm pro-hate all over these pages.

Good thing I hate you then.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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Location: United States

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:21 pm

inhumanist wrote:

What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.

Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

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Lane wrote:

Kamelot could be tad more interesting if their name was Kameltoe and their lyrics more raunchy.

Last.fm

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:22 pm

Wilytank wrote:

Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

Hey, different strokes for different folks and all that :-P

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Napero wrote:

(...) Bolt Thrower is to the soul what coffee is to the earthly shell.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 5542
Location: Schaumburg, Il

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:24 pm

Dudes have a stronger grip...

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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:30 pm

It's complicated. Don't judge!

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Under_Starmere wrote:

iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
Posts: 4973
Location: United States

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:38 pm

Xlxlx wrote:

Wilytank wrote:

Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

Hey, different strokes for different folks and all that :-P

I see what you did there...

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Lane wrote:

Kamelot could be tad more interesting if their name was Kameltoe and their lyrics more raunchy.

Last.fm

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:39 pm

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Napero wrote:

(...) Bolt Thrower is to the soul what coffee is to the earthly shell.

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John_Sunlight
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
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Location: Kansas City

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:41 pm

One day I was sitting in Obama's desk in the oval office when suddenly the leader of the free world and his staffers strode in and saw me! I refused to get up, but offered to let him sit on my lap even though I had a huge boner! Finally, he sat down because his work was piling up, but after a minute he got super embarrassed when he got a boner too and said "Uh, I gotta go!" and ran out the door! Once he was gone, I added his name to the drone strike list since he'd left all his papers on his desk!

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into_the_pit wrote:

as usually, mr sunlight is 100% spot on

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the_raytownian
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Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:41 pm

Quote:

Islam is actually pretty cool. It gets a bad rap in the west.

To be totally honest, I think they are all very interesting... I mean, Revelations in the Bible is just plain fascinating reading, even as pure mythology.
So much cray shit goin' on...

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Marag
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Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:47 pm

John_Sunlight wrote:

But did you two fuck after?

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TheMizwaOfMuzzyTah
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:18 pm
Posts: 1792
Location: the emerald forest

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:05 pm

Listen to the flow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUy8dIxyiyo

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Mysticaloldbard
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:10 pm
Posts: 1614

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:30 pm

Napero wrote:

Mysticaloldbard wrote:

On an unrelated note, I read this in the liner notes to Omen's Battle Cry today: "Prevent child abuse. If you are a child in crisis, please call Children of the Night at 1-800-551-1300." Anyone know the significance behind this?

It's a volunteer/charity organization that helps runaway children, kids who end up in prostitution, etc. Notably, it used to be endorsed by Ronnie James Dio, methinks, which might be the origin or a parallel of the connection here.

Dio, right, that rings a bell. Makes sense. Thanks!

Jonpo wrote:

"She has the body and face of a child..."
- Omen, Be My Wench

I think they were just covering their tracks.

Haha!

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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
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Location: United States

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:50 am

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1833
Location: Australia

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:57 am

BE MY WENCH TONIIIIIIIGHT

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flexodus
Metalhead

Joined: Sun May 10, 2009 4:16 am
Posts: 2226

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:10 am

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED

Youtube: show

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Varth wrote:

I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to

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Metantoine
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Location: In the Rectory

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:15 am

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96625

Sharing this poll with the FFAers.

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Adriankat
Veteran

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:54 pm
Posts: 2743
Location: San Jose, California

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:20 am

How is it that no one has made slamming death metal with rapping yet? Horrcore-era Three 6 Mafia and wiggerish slamming death metal seems like a match made in wigger heaven.

Yeah, I'll probably laugh my ass off if something like that was ever released but I thought that it would happen eventually.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5218
Location: Canada

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:28 am

Zombies in my bed.

Anyways, such an idea is much too brilliant to ever see the light of day. I hope. Don't give Frog any ideas.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Ribos
Radioactive Man

Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:10 pm
Posts: 3030
Location: United States of America

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:30 am

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

My stomach started gurgling in time with this.

PURE GUTTURAL SECRETIONS.

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flexodus
Metalhead

Joined: Sun May 10, 2009 4:16 am
Posts: 2226

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:42 am

Adriankat wrote:

hmmm I think Entorturement kinda sorta did this back in 98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Nc-6iJxTQ

that's kinda a joke song but a lot of that EP has a hip hop influenced vokill delivery. best/worst band name too

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Varth wrote:

I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to

Last edited by flexodus on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:07 am, edited 3 times in total.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
Posts: 5914
Location: The cavern's core

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:07 am

TheExodusAttack wrote:

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED

Youtube: show

What the fuck was that shite?!

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Veracs
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:56 pm
Posts: 1893
Location: United States of America

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:13 am

TheExodusAttack wrote:

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED

Youtube: show

Show me circo pit, Show me, show me!

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Malignanthrone wrote:

Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

Under_Starmere wrote:

Manowar aren't the Kings of Metal. They're pretenders to a throne that doesn't exist.!

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OzzyApu
Metal freak

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Posts: 10481
Location: Seattle

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:52 am

^ WOW

RREEWUUREEWREEREEUUU!!! *tock* REEEEEWEEWUUU!!!

Wigger slam sucks. Slam in general is irredeemable.

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Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...

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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1210
Location: Lenexa, Kansas

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:53 am

I want to laugh but the video makes me too sad. The drummer is just double-basssing away and looks like he could doze off at any moment. And seriously they may as well not even write lyrics. Brutal fuckin pit though, that bum with the Death shirt can sure throw down.

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Xlxlx wrote:

I very much doubt anyone here is interested in rectal penetration, myself included.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

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Posts: 5218
Location: Canada

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:18 am

Their album is actually pretty great though. That video is old.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Gelseth_Andrano
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Location: Vegas, baby!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:31 am

Jesus. It looked like the band was having even less fun than the 80% of the people in the crowd that also weren't having fun.

I also imagine that if i'd ever hear a bullfrog fart, it'd sound like those vocals.

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flexodus
Metalhead

Joined: Sun May 10, 2009 4:16 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:08 am

TheExodusAttack wrote:

Adriankat wrote:

okay I figure no one cares but me but I am interested enough in wigger slamming hip hop to do more research on all your behalf! behold, FM HAIVALA and his creation GUTT-HOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfwQ_B5a5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaL2dqV9WE

His stuff really sucks though. It's basically Brokencyde but not as good/catchy.

Also, let us not forget Mike Smith's rap project, which sampled the slam from Liege of Inveracity. Way better than that other guy but it's not exactly a hip hop classic either: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLE5YE3_rY

However, this is a very legit and totally fucking awesome combination of slam and hip hop. I think the guy who produced the beat in Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci made it. Very weird but that EP is one of my all time most listened to since it came out.

Youtube: show

This concludes our tour of the Museum of Guttural Slamming Hip Hop. Exit through the gift shop and come again!

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Varth wrote:

I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to

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MrMcThrasher II
Metalhead

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Location: United States

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:12 am

I always thought Necroticism174's rank read "Kite String Pooper". Then I actually paid attention.

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Murtal wrote:

In flames became MeloDICK Death Metal

TheDefiniteArticle wrote:

Also hopefully they take it as a sign they're not meant to make more albums.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:28 am

Funnily enough, you're not the only one

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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shouvince
Veteran

Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:11 am
Posts: 3161

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:52 am

^ Yup, guilty of the same

Man I laughed at Ozzy's description of that wiggerish slam band. Were they doing the macarena in the pit? :eek:

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Veracs
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:56 pm
Posts: 1893
Location: United States of America

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:21 am

Youtube: show

Since we're on the subject of wiggers and their hilarities, get a load of that pseudo-brutha with the black cap in this unknown band's pit. He's even got the determined face.

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Malignanthrone wrote:

Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

Under_Starmere wrote:

Manowar aren't the Kings of Metal. They're pretenders to a throne that doesn't exist.!

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Gelseth_Andrano
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Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:22 pm
Posts: 2698
Location: Vegas, baby!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:32 am

If Hollywood Undead could "play" instruments, they would be these guys.

Youtube: show

When they wear bandanas...well, that's about the pinnacle of wiggerdom.

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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:51 am

Ugh, did I really pause Blood Fire Death to click on all those videos? :puke:

Fuck you guys, here's some real music:

Youtube: show

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Under_Starmere wrote:

iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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shouvince
Veteran

Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:11 am
Posts: 3161

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:12 am

Speaking of video spamming, where's Subrick? Hope the bloke is doing alright. The last thing he mentioned was that he was going through some shit.

@Inhumanist, I was listening to Bathory on youtube sometime back as well. Except, I was listening to 'Sacrifice'!

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the_raytownian
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:39 am

Necroticism174 wrote:

Zombies in my bed.

Anyways, such an idea is much too brilliant to ever see the light of day. I hope. Don't give Frog any ideas.

Don't give Psychopathic Records any ideas either.

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