Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives

Message board

* FAQ    * Search   * Register   * Login 



This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.
Author Message Previous topic | Next topic
Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
Posts: 4734
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:29 pm 
 

So I went to work at Wal-Mart today and saw no one working there that matched Zelikro's decription of himself.
_________________
TrooperEd wrote:
"Mainstream" doesn't count unless its American

Last.fm

Top
 Profile  
Hircine
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:13 pm
Posts: 991
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:59 pm 
 

mindshadow wrote:
Lynx are now believed to have been present in the UK, as recently as 1500 years ago

http://lowerwinskill.co.uk/lynx.htm


I thought that meant the deodorant for a second...
_________________
Life is your worst enemy.

Wolfgong wrote:
By the way I am straight and male and get a kick outta tricking chicks to get into their pussy

Top
 Profile  
In
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:41 pm
Posts: 208
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:14 pm 
 

Hircine wrote:
mindshadow wrote:
Lynx are now believed to have been present in the UK, as recently as 1500 years ago

http://lowerwinskill.co.uk/lynx.htm


I thought that meant the deodorant for a second...

Here in America, it's known as Axe. Ironic thing is, despite its highly chauvinistic ad campaign, Axe is most commonly used by gay men.

Top
 Profile  
Metantoine
Big Beautiful Frenchman

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 11662
Location: In the Rectory
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:17 pm 
 

I'm sure you're a specialist on what kind of perfume and deodorant gay men are using.
_________________
Metantoine's Magickal Realm
Halberd

Top
 Profile  
Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
Posts: 7425
Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:20 pm 
 

I use Axe. Does that mean I'm gay, In?
_________________
MutantClannfear wrote:
I love that the reviews for the new Dying Fetus get abbreviated on the front page of MA as "Wrong One to Fuck..." Sounds like a remorseful concept album dealing with John Gallagher's experiences with STIs.

Top
 Profile  
I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1826
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:30 pm 
 

Yes.
_________________
http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_Vengeance

Top
 Profile  
Metantoine
Big Beautiful Frenchman

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 11662
Location: In the Rectory
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:31 pm 
 

Australians are considering men who don't smell bad to be gays, so you can safely disregard what IAV is thinking.
_________________
Metantoine's Magickal Realm
Halberd

Top
 Profile  
iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6411
Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:33 pm 
 

In wrote:
Here in America, it's known as Axe. Ironic thing is, despite its highly chauvinistic ad campaign, Axe is most commonly used by gay men.

Don't you mean womanizing frat douches who drink nothing but Monster energy drinks and wear those lame broad rimmed baseball caps with the sticker still on it?
_________________
Empyreal wrote:
Yup, they ripped off Metal Church. Now that you've solved that mystery, Metallica is now dethroned from their place in metal history and will be safely forgotten forever. Good job!

I hate music

Top
 Profile  
Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
Posts: 7425
Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:36 pm 
 

Seriously, I don't get all of the hate thrown against Axe. If a body spray is capable of masking my natural (read; unpleasant) odor, then it's good enough for me.
_________________
MutantClannfear wrote:
I love that the reviews for the new Dying Fetus get abbreviated on the front page of MA as "Wrong One to Fuck..." Sounds like a remorseful concept album dealing with John Gallagher's experiences with STIs.

Top
 Profile  
Hircine
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:13 pm
Posts: 991
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:39 pm 
 

If I wear lynx, does that make me gay regardless of the name change? I'm a middle-class, southern Englishman that's recently discovered a love of indie music so I think I know the answer here anyway...
_________________
Life is your worst enemy.

Wolfgong wrote:
By the way I am straight and male and get a kick outta tricking chicks to get into their pussy

Top
 Profile  
slayerhatesusall
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1819
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:46 pm 
 

Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.


Last edited by slayerhatesusall on Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Top
 Profile  
LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
Posts: 698
Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:47 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Seriously, I don't get all of the hate thrown against Axe. If a body spray is capable of masking my natural (read; unpleasant) odor, then it's good enough for me.

I found in high school that the biggest problem with Axe is that the people who wore it used WAY too much. It's not unpleasant when used moderately, but every time I was in the change room the sheer amount of the stuff sprayed into the air stung my eyes and made me gag.
_________________
Under_Starmere wrote:
When a true believer stands within a fifteen-foot radius of a Gay, their crucifix begins to tremble.

Diamhea wrote:
Do drugs, don't pretend.

Top
 Profile  
iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6411
Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:52 pm 
 

slayerhatesusall wrote:
Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.

I got in one kids face in high school for doing that after gym once. I got detention for a couple days for "swearing loudly," but he never did that again at least. That shit is suffocating in an enclosed space.
_________________
Empyreal wrote:
Yup, they ripped off Metal Church. Now that you've solved that mystery, Metallica is now dethroned from their place in metal history and will be safely forgotten forever. Good job!

I hate music

Top
 Profile  
Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
Posts: 7425
Location: The Land Down Under (no, not THAT one)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

Now that's just baffling. Really, why would you shower yourself with that shit? Spray a bit on your armpits and neck and you're good to go. No need to be surrounded by a cloud of the stuff.
_________________
MutantClannfear wrote:
I love that the reviews for the new Dying Fetus get abbreviated on the front page of MA as "Wrong One to Fuck..." Sounds like a remorseful concept album dealing with John Gallagher's experiences with STIs.

Top
 Profile  
MikeyC
Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
Posts: 13605
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.
_________________
My collection
The Lions Den wrote:
Just vegan and faggots melo-tech-death for dad's fancy-ass. Fuck!!!

Top
 Profile  
Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
Posts: 4734
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:01 pm 
 

slayerhatesusall wrote:
Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMXKIsKt1s
_________________
TrooperEd wrote:
"Mainstream" doesn't count unless its American

Last.fm

Top
 Profile  
Hircine
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:13 pm
Posts: 991
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:03 pm 
 

Quote:
I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.


Asthmas gonna asthmate.
_________________
Life is your worst enemy.

Wolfgong wrote:
By the way I am straight and male and get a kick outta tricking chicks to get into their pussy

Top
 Profile  
iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6411
Location: Waco, Texas
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:05 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.

Just as long as you don't spray it in an enclosed space with lots of people around :nono:
_________________
Empyreal wrote:
Yup, they ripped off Metal Church. Now that you've solved that mystery, Metallica is now dethroned from their place in metal history and will be safely forgotten forever. Good job!

I hate music

Top
 Profile  
Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Posts: 5700
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:15 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
So I went to work at Wal-Mart today and saw no one working there that matched Zelikro's decription of himself.

I apparently won't actually be working on the floor until Black Friday. I've still got trainin' to do.
_________________
I write anime reviews. They're good for your health!
My Most Recent Review: Yona of the Dawn!
Coming Up Next:
K-On!!
After That: Otaku no Video and The Wings of Honneamise

Top
 Profile  
Warlust666
Some guy who posts sometimes

Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:05 pm
Posts: 251
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:34 pm 
 

Someone spraying on too much deodorant in confined spaces is not as bad as someone wearing too much after-shave or perfume in confined spaces I find.
_________________
Areskelian wrote:
Fuck this thread.

Top
 Profile  
Earthcubed
The Great Fearmonger

Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:44 am
Posts: 4023
Location: eccaira nare epë Anar
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:06 am 
 

My phone has AIDS and has a cunt full of maggots.
_________________
iamntbatman wrote:
On Friday I passed an important milestone in my teaching career: a student shat himself

we hope you die wrote:
I would happily have 'if you are a false, don't entry' tattooed across my arse.

Top
 Profile  
I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1826
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:27 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Australians are considering men who don't smell bad to be gays, so you can safely disregard what IAV is thinking.


Why is this bot programmed to post directly after my posts and always about me being an Australian? Is it in love with me? Mods pls advise.

Also xlxlxlxlxlxxxxl - I was just fuckin' with ya, I've currently got the "Africa" flavour of Lynx on, shit is the bomb and all other types of Lynx are false.
_________________
http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_Vengeance

Top
 Profile  
Metantoine
Big Beautiful Frenchman

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 11662
Location: In the Rectory
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:28 am 
 

0101010101010101010100100101001010101010101010101010101001010101 :finger: 010101010101010010101001001010101001010101010101
_________________
Metantoine's Magickal Realm
Halberd

Top
 Profile  
I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1826
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:35 am 
 

:love: I had no idea that you felt like that.
_________________
http://www.last.fm/user/I_am_Vengeance

Top
 Profile  
Gelseth_Andrano
Veteran

Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:22 pm
Posts: 2698
Location: Vegas, baby!
PostPosted