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Crappy Diem: Here mods post awful submissions they rejected
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Author:  colin040 [ Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:10 am ]
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''Happy stone guitars'' :lol:
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:36 pm ]
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That's not Noktorn...

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Author:  Grave_Wyrm [ Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:36 pm ]
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That's like trying to read wallpaper made out of a hundred overlapping Viking wiki browser tabs.
Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:56 pm ]
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I didn't realize that there was a contest to be the most "Viking." Also, Diamhea, I think you'll appreciate my new signature.
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:35 pm ]
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Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:52 pm ]
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Holy shit, that's good.
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:47 am ]
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Author:  Midnightwards666 [ Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:41 pm ]
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What rejection messages do such reviews usually get? A polite reminder to read the rules?

The same user has also added a Facebook link to the band's biography, despite the fact the same link was already in the links section. I removed his addition.
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:48 pm ]
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Author:  Napalm_Satan [ Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:08 pm ]
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Crappy troll review is crappy.
Author:  ~Guest 282118 [ Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:07 pm ]
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Haven't seen such an infantile attempt at trolling in a while.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:25 pm ]
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Author:  DoomMetalAlchemist [ Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:31 pm ]
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"Fix this fucking hard disk please"?
Author:  Diamhea [ Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:48 pm ]
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Author:  PaganiusI [ Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:56 am ]
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A must, b has to and c has no idea what's even going on
Author:  Diamhea [ Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:27 pm ]
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Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 01, 2018 11:40 am ]
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Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Tue May 01, 2018 11:56 am ]
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Is that a review, or a collection of clickbait article titles found across the web?
Author:  Lolpah [ Tue May 01, 2018 2:57 pm ]
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Those kinda look like some sort of death metal lyrics. Actually that genuinely looks like the guy was trying to write a review in the style of the band's lyrics, as a gimmick. What album was that review for?
Author:  Tanuki [ Tue May 01, 2018 5:50 pm ]
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Author:  Andreas_Hansen [ Thu May 03, 2018 10:30 am ]
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:lol:

Guys we found the lyrics for the new Cannibal Corpse album.
Author:  hakarl [ Fri May 04, 2018 3:24 am ]
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Diamhea, I think that's actually very brilliant. :lol:

Dunno, it might as well be a spoof of NausikaDalazBlindaz's reviews. :lol:
Author:  Diamhea [ Tue May 08, 2018 9:13 am ]
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Author:  Andreas_Hansen [ Tue May 08, 2018 10:00 am ]
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This man thought this was his profile editing block.
Author:  Twisted_Psychology [ Tue May 08, 2018 10:30 am ]
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At least he didn't call Demonic a death metal album.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu May 10, 2018 1:14 pm ]
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Author:  EzraBlumenfeld [ Thu May 10, 2018 1:15 pm ]
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Well, I want Hyng dead. We might have to compromise.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu May 10, 2018 2:09 pm ]
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Author:  Wilytank [ Thu May 10, 2018 3:21 pm ]
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Poetry.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu May 10, 2018 10:46 pm ]
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Author:  DecemberSoul [ Fri May 11, 2018 5:23 pm ]
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Clearly the most sophisticated and elegant piece of trolling I've seen so far. Bravo to you!
Author:  Diamhea [ Sat May 12, 2018 2:03 pm ]
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Author:  ~Guest 21181 [ Sat May 12, 2018 3:02 pm ]
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I just want to say that this is the first page in the Crappy Diem thread in quite some time to make me actual, legit L-O-L.
Author:  Diamhea [ Thu May 17, 2018 2:35 pm ]
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Author:  Twisted_Psychology [ Thu May 17, 2018 3:08 pm ]
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Who wrote that review, Skwisgaar or Toki Wartooth?
Author:  DoomMetalAlchemist [ Thu May 17, 2018 4:33 pm ]
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"lavalanche". Love it, I'm stealing it.
Author:  Wilytank [ Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 pm ]
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DoomMetalAlchemist wrote:
"lavalanche". Love it, I'm stealing it.


I had to do a quick double check to make sure Lavalanche wasn't a real word. Turns out it was made up by the first company who used the word:

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Author:  Andreas_Hansen [ Fri May 18, 2018 10:11 am ]
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"How can guitar like that? It is like a player piano but with piano strings replaced with electric razors."
That's the most random couple of sentences I've ever read. He even missed the verb in the first.

"Are the drums even real?"
No they're not.
Author:  Deathdoom1992 [ Fri May 18, 2018 6:06 pm ]
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That review is almost worth accepting based off of sheer comedy value alone...

"Oh my god this is absolutely kill"
"How can guitar like that?"
"...melody is holocaust windchime"
"Sometimes vocals become cookie monster for my ears and distract from real satan sound"

Genius.
Author:  ~Guest 282118 [ Sat May 19, 2018 2:02 pm ]
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That is the best Crappy Diem submission we've gotten in a while. It's loaded with gold.
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