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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:13 pm 
 

Oh :lol: I just read up on all that anton stuff. Wow, failsafe gets love. First Human666, now this dork. :lol:
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:17 pm 
 

Was Human666, by any chance, a dude who started a thread saying that metal had been dead for years, and when people started pointing at all kinds of relatively modern bands saying that they were original/talented, he responded that they were all a rip off of X/Y/Z band?
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caspian
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:30 pm 
 

He was basically a really angry jew (I actually mean that literally, the most militaristic israeli I've seen on the nets). I dunno if he did that thread, but he was basically a really unpleasant douchebag with an ego the size of a small planet.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:37 pm 
 

Against Such Things wrote:
Am I the only one here who loves these forums primarily because of the hilarity between the mods and weekly idiots?

Edit: Rank: Metalhead!!!!


Does that mean that you don't like it when I close threads without making fun of people? :(

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:39 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Was Human666, by any chance, a dude who started a thread saying that metal had been dead for years, and when people started pointing at all kinds of relatively modern bands saying that they were original/talented, he responded that they were all a rip off of X/Y/Z band?


He sent me a huge PM bashing me for my review of Orphaned Land's Mabool; then months later he had a change of heart and reviewed it also saying it wasn't that good.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:47 pm 
 

caspian about Human666 wrote:
He was basically a really angry jew (I actually mean that literally, the most militaristic israeli I've seen on the nets). I dunno if he did that thread, but he was basically a really unpleasant douchebag with an ego the size of a small planet.

Empyreal also about Human666 wrote:
He sent me a huge PM bashing me for my review of Orphaned Land's Mabool; then months later he had a change of heart and reviewed it also saying it wasn't that good.

Extremely unpleasant individual; got it.

Speaking of Mabool, I remember being fascinated with it for quite a long time. Then I kinda left it behind, and when I revisited it many months later..... Well, let's just say that a lot of its charm had been lost. I still like it, but it has some pretty glaring flaws, really.
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I love that the reviews for the new Dying Fetus get abbreviated on the front page of MA as "Wrong One to Fuck..." Sounds like a remorseful concept album dealing with John Gallagher's experiences with STIs.

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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:37 pm 
 

Running Wild's Gates to Purgatory is so goddamn awesome. Goddamn.
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Evil_Johnny_666
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:39 pm 
 

Classic speed metal! Not much tops it.

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:48 pm 
 

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:07 pm 
 

...oh my god...
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Terri23
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:47 pm 
 

antonthereaper is one scary dude.

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Can't tell if you're for or against MA! But i hope you do realize that IP Addresses are dymanic! And even if they wern't! I could just go to my local McDonalds, create a new account, and spam the shit out of MA! And When the ban hammer strikes again! Just go to the next one! Until the worlds IP address to ban runs out! Which would deprive the site! Hell, if i really wanted to! I could use Low Orbit Ion Cannon against MA and clogg there server line!


Its the end as we know it...
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failsafeman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:04 am 
 

Christ, now some dude is posting under my handle over there. This is ridiculous.
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Against Such Things
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:30 am 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Against Such Things wrote:
Am I the only one here who loves these forums primarily because of the hilarity between the mods and weekly idiots?

Edit: Rank: Metalhead!!!!


Does that mean that you don't like it when I close threads without making fun of people? :(

Nah, it happens regardless. Just, the mods are better at it. :)
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:31 am 
 

Okay. I changed my mind.

Anton is just autistic.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:42 am 
 

So, am I doing a decent enough job as a mod over at the Extreme Metal Encyclopedia (EMC) Fourms?
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:46 am 
 

TheGrimWombat wrote:
Okay. I changed my mind.

Anton is just autistic.


As a man with Asperger syndrome and siblings with full blown autism, we are appalled, good sir. We are appalled that you would even insinuate that antonthereaper is autistic. You are making autism look bad! You should be ashamed at associating autism with antonthereaper.

Ashamed, I say!
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:47 am 
 

These antonthereaper shenanigans remind me of this fiasco a year or so ago. That was a fun day - I managed to pretend to "contribute" to his website by submitting a review for Katatonia's Dance of December Souls where the first word of every paragraph of the review spelled "All Metal Appreciation Is Gay" - it's still up there so I don't think he caught onto it. He stopped updating his website after two days, but I then continued the prank by periodically messaging his email and Facebook page, asking him why he had abandoned the greatest metal database on the Internet. This continued for about six months until he finally decided to block me, his biggest fan, from every page associated with him. Good times.
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Against Such Things
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:49 am 
 

Kittens are fucking metal, and not even this guy can ignore that.
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TheGrimWombat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:56 am 
 

Subrick wrote:
TheGrimWombat wrote:
Okay. I changed my mind.

Anton is just autistic.


As a man with Asperger syndrome and siblings with full blown autism, we are appalled, good sir. We are appalled that you would even insinuate that antonthereaper is autistic. You are making autism look bad! You should be ashamed at associating autism with antonthereaper.

Ashamed, I say!



One of my best friends and old band mates is autistic. He wouldn't want to be associated with this guy, either.
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Reid
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:09 am 
 

And now Mayhem joins the illustrious ranks of the extreme metal pantheon to be found on Extreme Metal Encyclopedia (EMC).

Shit's getting real real fast.

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:12 am 
 

Yeah, but they borke up in 1993.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:15 am 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
Yeah, but they borke up in 1993.

Is this a direct quote from the site?
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:22 am 
 

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MORE FUCKING UPDATES (Yes, you're allowed to swear in the titles!)

Wow, I'm allowed to swear there!? That place is... *lowers voice* that place is cool as damn. Damn you, Mom. :thumbsup:
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:25 am 
 

Most hilarious site in the history of the internet? It's a strong possibility.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:29 am 
 

God, I missed all the fun with this EME website! So fucking awesome!
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- MA sometimes accepts non-metal bands. EME does NOT!
- EMC is extreme metal ONLY! MA allows soft metal!
- MA is runned by idiots, EMC is runned by someone who wants to do things right!

:-D

I was supposed to interview Neige but Alcest's van screwed up and they were late to the show (they headlined instead of Anathema). Oh well, got in for free anyway and got a nice small poster of the gig. Great evening but Alcest played 2 new songs and they suuuuuuuucked :( I finished the evening with a poutine and I finished Necroticism's plate like a pig.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:56 am 
 

Well, the reign of certainlynotfailsafeman, the Rouge Mod, has come to an end.


....for now. He apparently didn't think to de-mod me or anything.
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:03 am 
 

Goddammit, now there are three antonthereapers. :lol: I can see this getting amusing very quickly.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:04 am 
 

I'm the one that just joined. Dare I ask who the other one is?
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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somefella
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:08 am 
 

MutantClannfear wrote:
Goddammit, now there are three antonthereapers. :lol: I can see this getting amusing very quickly.


That forum has become my new favourite thing to look at whilst pretending to pay attention during lectures.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:23 am 
 

I have nothing to add to magnificence of this development, other than its my favourite "I'll make my own MA" ever.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:26 am 
 

I think at this point I'm gonna include in every post I make there at least one bash on FSF.

The only aggravating thing about posting anything there is that it'll timeout in about 10 seconds if you don't immediately post something.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:36 am 
 

Thr handy work of batman's Rouge Mod is the best thing anyone has ever done.
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TheExodusAttack
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:03 am 
 

I think my favorite part of his site is the inconsistency of abbreviating it as EMC or EME. I haven't been posting much anymore but I'm very glad I caught this debacle :D
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iAm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:11 am 
 

Hory shit.

I just realized that antonthereaper is actually Sam Dunn from Headbangers Journey.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:22 am 
 

iAm wrote:
Hory shit.

I just realized that antonthereaper is actually Sam Dunn from Headbangers Journey.


:lol: That site is just pure comedic gold. notfailsafeman is my favorite part, also the fact the anton seems to just go along with everything that happens, though that may be because there's three antons over there.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:34 am 
 

failsafeman wrote:
http://extrememetalencyclopedia.webs.com/

Oh, wow. :lol: This is so good.

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"he can burn in hell for all I care if it exists!"

:lol: Nice way to make a death threat sound simultaneously existential.

I noticed that, too! :lol: My favourite thing with everything else on there.

I do kind of feel bad for the guy, but damn, it's just too funny.
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wrathchild_88
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:44 am 
 

That website reminded me of a Futurama quote...
Fry [M-A]: "...a crummy world of plot-holes and spelling errors."
The Big Brain [antonthereaper]: "THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! MUAHAHA! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!"
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iAm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:12 am 
 

:lol:
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:47 am 
 

Guys, I know you're having fun and all, but... please do not feed the trolls okay? You're just giving him the attention he wants.

If you really want to troll his retarded forum, obviously I can't stop you, but don't use something (username, sig, whatever) that associates you with M-A or involve M-A in any way. Thanks.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:58 am 
 

The funny thing about it is that about 10 different people (mostly adults) are collectively trolling one 17 year old. Not pathetic at all.

Btw, wouldn't it be hilarious if everyone suddenly stopped posting there at the same time? Just a thought.
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