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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:45 am 
 

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:29 am 
 

Against Such Things wrote:
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We stuck, nor breath nor motion.
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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Thumbman
Big Cube

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:34 am 
 

I don't know how they'll figure out puns for some of the JP albums, but Postradamus will be worth it.
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:51 am 
 

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to post.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:54 am 
 

I want to drum really, really badly right now. Too bad it's one in the stinkin' morning.
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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:29 am 
 

http://lineup.orionmusicandmore.com/

Fuck yeah Metallica. A festival with Gogol Bordello, Death Grips, Rise Against, Datsik, Dirtyphonics, Death, All Shall Perish, Bassnectar and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Line-ups that make sense are officially a thing of the long dead past.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:32 am 
 

NOTE: Death on that lineup is not Death to All. Eric Grief confirmed it while laughing about the entire thing.
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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:35 am 
 

Anybody ever hear of and or listen to the band Capernicus? This guy at my work keeps telling me how awesome and indescribable they are but that's all his lame ass will tell me.
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ModusOperandi
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:00 am 
 

We may not have nice things, but we do have Nice Dreams.

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GOOD MORNING.

AT FIRST, I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MORE RESPECT.

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:15 am 
 

Man, haven't gone on MA all day cause and I come back to this. It may be that I'm drunk, but I got STUPIDLY excited when I saw a new FFA. By the way, I think the title is fine. Y'all are whiney bitches, go Metantoine!
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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:
So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:28 am 
 

The title was way worse before he changed it...
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:31 am 
 

:lol: what was it?
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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:
So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:32 am 
 

Sad Bananas of Destiny.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:28 am 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
:lol: what was it?

Sad Bans of Destiny's Child or something.
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:45 am 
 

Here's something mindless for you all to enjoy:
http://blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode= ... mID=186916
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failsafeman
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:47 am 
 

Basically these Judas Priest-themed FFAs are just a million-post buildup to "Postradamus". It will be worth it.
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So the winner is Destruction and Infernal Overkill is the motherfucking skullcrushing poserkilling satan-worshiping 666 FUCK YOU greatest german thrash record.

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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:01 am 
 

It wasn't answered in the previous thread I don't think, but it does beg the question: just what the hell are you going to use for Turbo? Posto? Bano? There doesn't seem to be a vast field of options there.
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:35 am 
 

First I miss what caused Locka Rolla to shut down, then I miss the original title to this thread?? Missing out on everything these days.
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Subrick wrote:
opet is tree metal! there early albums talk about trees!

They should have talked about why failsafeman sucks!

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:51 am 
 

Thashierthanthou wrote:
First I miss what caused Locka Rolla to shut down, then I miss the original title to this thread?? Missing out on everything these days.


You know what's worse?
That the both of us consider that a real loss.
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Atrocious_Mutilation
7mL

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:14 am 
 

failsafeman wrote:
Basically these Judas Priest-themed FFAs are just a million-post buildup to "Postradamus". It will be worth it.


FFA XXIX: Postradamus - Coming to the Metal Archives in 2034.
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OlioTheSmall
Handsome (marsupial) Beast

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:43 am 
 

Another one of these huh? How the time flies.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:01 am 
 

http://exp.lore.com/post/44244546254/du ... nt-psa-for

I came across this PSA titled 'Dumb ways to die'. Made me smile. I thought it was quite well done.
Yes, I know it's warm and fuzzy and fluffy and nice.

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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:24 am 
 

Screaming for Postradamus / SFV
Postulator / Jugulator :)

had to skip the hard ones
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elf48687789
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:32 am 
 

I found this weird series on Youtube called "Emo Rangers". I was surprised that some emos were offended by it. It does make fun of emos a little, but mainly it's just fucking weird. Here is the first one, do not click of you are offended by giant bongs getting beat up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PImCOazvphc

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:51 am 
 

New FFA? WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY??? *hissss*

Fortunately the gentle notes of Bolt Thrower are calming my nerves as we speak. The shock could have killed me :grr:
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:49 am 
 

BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
just what the hell are you going to use for Turbo? Posto? Bano? There doesn't seem to be a vast field of options there.

Pfft... easy.

"Turban".
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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:58 am 
 

Napero wrote:
Pfft... easy.

"Turban".


That never crossed my mind. I like it.
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Kiwion
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:02 am 
 

Why the hell are there so many ads on google. Depending on what you search it can take up to 3/4 of you screen....

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Thumbman
Big Cube

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:28 am 
 

Subrick wrote:
I want to drum really, really badly right now. Too bad it's one in the stinkin' morning.


Haven't been able to drum in a long time because of university, I'll have to make up for it over the break.

So I just heard that Ghost's freaking Abba cover has Dave Grohl on drums. That's just fucking weird.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:40 am 
 

Napero wrote:
BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
just what the hell are you going to use for Turbo? Posto? Bano? There doesn't seem to be a vast field of options there.

Pfft... easy.

"Turban".

You were responsible for the "Sane Boardylum" monstrosity. I don't think anyone will be willing to accept your input for quite a long time.

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Menternor
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:46 am 
 

Aren't puns suppossed to sound bad anyway?

Also, first post ever in a FFA!
...I'm not sure what the hell happens here, but hey, I'm in.
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:08 am 
 

Wow, I leave for less than a week and the FFA dies. Talk about unexpected.....

Speaking about new things, I'll soon start to take French classes. Woohoo!

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:13 am 
 

Sadly it didn't die of natural causes, it had to be put down. A mod should change the name of the thread into old yeller.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:29 am 
 

dystopia4 wrote:
So I just heard that Ghost's freaking Abba cover has Dave Grohl on drums. That's just fucking weird.


Eeyup. He produced it too, so the drums are a bit more polished sounding than normal Ghost songs.
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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:00 pm 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
Sadly it didn't die of natural causes, it had to be put down. A mod should change the name of the thread into old yeller.

Yeah, just read that. Poor, poor Locka Rolla :(

You are a monster, ThouShaltSuffer. Ya hear me?! A MONSTER!!!
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He can't hear you. He's been banished to the sound proof Chamber of Stupid Trolls.

I'm pretty sure we can get a better name for that thing.


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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:01 pm 
 

He can't hear you. He's been banished to the sound proof Chamber of Stupid Trolls.
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Earthcubed wrote:
I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Ancient_Sorrow
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:12 pm 
 

Alas, poor old-FFA-thread, I knew him well.

I too, want to drum at the moment, but I've got a lovely late-afternoon of statistics-processing and report writing to do... namely trying to remember how to make SPSS do a pie-chart.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:32 pm 
 

I should really start listening to Judas Priest because I had to actually look up the meaning of the pun.
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FlaPack
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:07 pm 
 

Ancient_Sorrow wrote:
Alas, poor old-FFA-thread, I knew him well.

I too, want to drum at the moment, but I've got a lovely late-afternoon of statistics-processing and report writing to do... namely trying to remember how to make SPSS do a pie-chart.


The best way to make a pie chart in SPSS is to first save all your data to a text file. Next uninstall SPSS from your computer and download and install a pirated copy of Stata. Now you can infile the data and produce your pie chart with the tabulate and graph commands. You may not have as many fancy options for your graph out of the box but at least you'll have that buggy POS off your computer.

@henkkjelle: You what??? Buy a copy and wear it out before you listen to anything else.

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Ancient_Sorrow
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:11 pm 
 

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The best way to make a pie chart in SPSS is to first save all your data to a text file. Next uninstall SPSS from your computer and download and install a pirated copy of Stata. Now you can infile the data and produce your pie chart with the tabulate and graph commands. You may not have as many fancy options for your graph out of the box but at least you'll have that buggy POS off your computer.


I'm probably never going to use SPSS again in a few weeks time, which is good news indeed. It's the only program I know how to run t-tests, correlations and ANOVAs in though, so I'll stick to the Devil I know. I ended up making the pie chart by making a new table which counted up the total entries in each of three groups, then just graphing that.

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