My most recent picture, after a long day at work and during a game of Quelf (which sometimes requires you to do ridiculous things - of which I thought this picture was a priceless opportunity).

Kind of eh. I guess he wins.

The only thing that matters in this page is that adorable black doggie in droneriot's photo.

Don't worry Necro, you win in the "who looks like a bigger nerd out of these skinny guys" competition

I always thought you were black.

I'm 5'6. and wow..you do look pretty skinny. i have competition

You ever play tackle football in HS, Metantoine?

He would be a hell of a defensive tackle

My arms are totally normal. What's with YOUR arms?

Nope, I never really had an interest in sport, that's why I'm fat, I guess :/

Those are some kick ass Ford trucks in the background of the army dude's photo.

I think we were both looking at the wrong person, Morri.

If there aren't more pictures of cute pets in this thread, I'm going to lock it by midnight (EST) tomorrow.

Okay

MY DOG :[



me wrestling with my other dog.

My wrath has been temporarily defused. Excellent work, gents.

Here's a dog I live with:

Ortab already knows these pictures, but I'm gonna post them for the rest of you anyway. My dog as a puppy, september/october 2009:

my heart. just exploded.

Why are all these stupid fucking scientists wasting time on AIDS and cancer cure research? FIND A WAY TO MAKE PERMANENT PUPPIES AND KITTENS GOD DAMN YOU

i'm willing to bet that permanent puppies and kittens are the cure for cancer and AIDS

Also, my dog.

I showed that picture to some family members of mine, and none of them realized that that wasn't a picture of my brother and his dog. It is uncanny. I thought he started posting here when I saw it. He looks nothing like you in real life though. But the dogs are identical.

UmbraNihil, the people here won't judge you if you come out and admit that you just wanted to share PhilosophicalFrog's utter sexiness with your family. You don't need to make up some silly excuse about the dog looking like your brother's or whatever.

Well that goes without saying. I thought we all were...

My dogs, the big guy died last year. Last I checked he was 127 pounds, so yeah he was a tank. I remember calling him too fat when he'd hop on my lap and my mom would say "You're gonna have a girlfriend someday who weighs more than he does ya know...". To date, my only real girlfriend was 116 pounds, so suck it.

Might as well whore out my cat more. This is Steve French.



And, Ball Mode™, because Ball Mode™ is best mode.

Dammit, I wish we could keep pets in the apartment complex. I've been thinking about getting a tarantula though.

Here's me at a 50s-themed costume party a while back. Note the rape face.

Not sure where that blurred patch came from so I'll blame the photographer.

After seeing the above picture of The_Beast_in_Black, I think I can forget about sleeping tonight.

Guys you don't have to use spoiler tags when not quoting or when the photo is small, you know.

Sorry, apparently by "guy on the right" he meant "guy in the middle" and the last guy wasn't meant to be in the pic. His arm is... unsettling

"Me" and "good photos" do not exist, however this is the closest thing to a decent photo that I have. This is me with my booty at an Inquisition signing and even though I look high here and in most photos of me, I was quite excited to meet the guys.

And, since we're doing this, here's a photo of my dog who lives with my brother and relatives overseas and yes, she is quite fat.



EDIT: Image link stopped working, so I fixed it.

This thread has been interesting and going to agree with the sentiment that most of you look nothing like I thought haha
You asked for it.



Am I the oldest to have posted so far? Hard day today...

Plus!





CATS!

^ The man himself. You always look good, Crushed.

OK, I know I don't socialise much on here (I just tend to lurk on the Rec forum), but in case anyone has wondered what I look like:

Fuck, man, I wish I had a pet. My only pet were three goldfish, and now they're gone. I'm hoping for a dog when I get my own place.

Nice photos guys.

Here's one of me with my Trident 750, I'm a bit camera shy lol

I've never had a pet either, not even a hamster or something small like that.. which probably explains my cute animal compulsion. I need to start volunteering at the animal shelter by my apartment in Pittsburgh or I'll seriously go berserk.

edit: Also, can I just say that my threat in this thread is the best thing I've done all week? 'Cause it sure goddamn is. Well done, Ortab, and keep up the good work, everyone else.

Witness the swag.