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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:48 am 
 
A bit late on the uptake here:

@Frog: I will happily take that Jodorowsky reference as a compliment! Always glad to be just a wee bit larger than life. Unhappily, I haven't seen enough Jodorowsky to know exactly what you mean. I can only conclude that I must watch more Jodorowsky. You have set me on a path.

Jonpo wrote:
Under_Starmere: WHAT THE FUCK. You absolutely bodied this thread. Was that some kind of actual photoshoot or is that just your casual dog walking gear?


Just walking in the park with my girlfriend last spring or so, she wanted to get a picture of her favorite menfolk. This is very typical wear for me in the colder half of the year. In the summer you'll find me looking more along these lines:

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I don't know why I happen to be looking to the side in both these pictures. That's just the way things are.

A lot of people in the thread seem to wear glasses, I'm a little surprised. I wear them myself, most of the time!
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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Location: The cavern's core
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:08 am 
 
Me too, except they're mostly sunglasses...
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TheUglySoldier
Metalhead

Joined: Mon May 12, 2008 3:44 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:24 am 
 
I probably don't post enough on here to really warrant anyone going "Hey I wonder what kinda face this guy has", but anyway...

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triggerhappy
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Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:56 am
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Location: Singapore
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:28 am 
 
I'd go gay for you Starmere, I would! :love:
And Frog looks just about like what I expected, just with shorter hair, haha.

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Douche face.
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Under_Starmere wrote:
Veracs wrote:
Thats a shitload of Gargoyle mp3's you have on that thing I'm sure.
That's all Crick's iPod accepts. GB = Gargobytes.
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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:28 am 
 
:thumbsup:
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:56 am 
 
Under_Starmere makes me think of some snappily-dressed, angry Power Electronics dude: http://www.last.fm/music/Whitehouse/+images/35091505

Make of that what you want. It's not really meant as an insult or a compliment, just an observation that I found amusing. :)
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colin040
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:00 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:13 am 
 
Empyreal looks way friendlier than I thought he would look like. :lol:
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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:25 am 
 
the_raytownian wrote:
Under_Starmere makes me think of some snappily-dressed, angry Power Electronics dude: http://www.last.fm/music/Whitehouse/+images/35091505

Make of that what you want. It's not really meant as an insult or a compliment, just an observation that I found amusing. :)


I'll take that, even though I don't like Whitehouse or PE much in general. I'm not enough of a misogynist :P

Is it just me or does Frog look a bit like an auto mechanic in a porno?

p.s. colin, I thought you were blonde for some reason. I don't know. And TNN is obviously descended from high elves.
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Azmodes
Ultranaut

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:44 am
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Location: Ob der Enns, Austria
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:17 am 
 
Aw fuck it, here we go.

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August 2011, chilling around after the last day at work. Before anyone asks, that Warhammer stuff isn't mine.
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My profile pic on FB, taken while I was visiting a friend in Liège, Belgium in April 2012. It's one of those rare occasions where I managed to smile at the camera and not look like a (complete) moron. At least I like to think so.
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Early May 2012, refueling after cycling in the countryside.
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Doing some evil laundry, no idea when that was exactly, late 2011, probably.
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And as a bonus special, something more festive, ancient and less forehead-heavy. Should be around Christmas 2005 or 2006, not sure. Ho ho ho.
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(I have no coherent idea why there's pizza boxes stapled to the wall behind me)

Currently, the beard is noticeably longer and I have new frames (destroyed the old ones once again), but apart from that you now have an accurate picture of me to carry around in your head and cherish.
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HumanWaste5150
Metalhead

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Location: GTA, Canada
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:22 am 
 
:lol: @ the million of black shirts in your laundry
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:01 pm 
 
Cats? Pffft, rodent master race.

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(Yes, that guy in the portrait in the background is me - or, more specifically, what I apparently thought I looked like in fifth grade.)

But here's a few photos for the kitty people anyways:
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Aaaand this one was an accident but I'll post it here anyways:
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Morrigan
Crone of War

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:06 pm 
 
MalignantThrone wrote:
But here's a few photos for the kitty people anyways:
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Aaaand this one was an accident but I'll post it here anyways:
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Dawwwwwwwwwwwwww :love:
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Alhadis
Madder Max

Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:35 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:31 pm 
 
Pretty damn sure nobody here gives a crap about what I look like, but since everybody else is doin' it, I figure I'd join in too... :rolleyes:
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My sweetheart and I in her native country of Holland:
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Me with the deer-in-headlights look:
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One of the oldest pictures of me still floating around online (note: I don't play guitar):
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Me feeding some King Parrots that love humans (they're wild; they just fly down to your hand/head if they see you've got seed):
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... other pictures omitted because I don't want to look like an attention whore. :lol:
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:35 pm 
 
PAANKSTER wrote:
Witness the swag.
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Post these leopard spandex pants or I'll ban you!

other thoughts
Mindshadow: nice bike and (surprisingly) good looking!
Crushed: nice cats!
MalignantT: I always liked your rats \m/
Azmo: lots of swag
Alhadis: grow yer hair, mate
Frog: do some porno.
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oogboog
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:09 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:39 pm 
 
Metantoine wrote:
PAANKSTER wrote:
Witness the swag.
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Post these leopard spandex pants or I'll ban you!

other thoughts
Mindshadow: nice bike and (surprisingly) good looking!
Crushed: nice cats!
MalignantT: I always liked your rats \m/
Azmo: lots of swag
Alhadis: grow yer hair, mate
Frog: do some porno.

Aw, no comment for me? :( You promised me a mod position! :-D


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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:41 pm 
 
I WAS LYING!
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~Guest 178973
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Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:11 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:43 pm 
 
Under_Starmere wrote:
And TNN is obviously descended from high elves.


That's what I kept telling people, but they wouldn't believe me! Also, MalignantThrone has the most adorable cat ever. Here's mine, who's a close second:

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Oh, and PAANKSTER looks very... Danish.
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oogboog
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:44 pm 
 
Metantoine wrote:
I WAS LYING!

I knew you were, I just put the smiley after the wrong sentence.

So, still no comment? I got one from Necroticism.

Edit: I edited the previous post. I think it makes more sense now.


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TheOldOne
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:05 pm
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Location: Stalling at the present time
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:44 pm 
 
I think this is the only pic of the cat I have on hand at the moment

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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
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Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:49 pm 
 
This is what the mastermind behind Rapetank looks like when delivering Satan itself via riffs.

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Not very metal.


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Ancient_Sorrow
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:10 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:08 pm 
 
This may not be something anyone on the forum has actually wondered, but this is what I look like, if you happen to be a very low-resolution camera. A very hungover low resolution camera.

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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:22 pm 
 
RageW wrote:
This is what the mastermind behind Rapetank looks like when delivering Satan itself via riffs.


Rapetank just lost 150 kvlt points
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rexxz
Where's your band?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:34 pm 
 
sup peoples. i haven't been around here in a while. here's me these days"
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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:47 pm 
 
Self-portrait
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And my girl
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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:42 pm 
 
Recent picture of me:
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Another one (without the beanie)
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

Joined: Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 am
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm 
 
Metalfuckingrules wrote:
Okay, here we go.

This is a recent picture of me with this awesome beanie:
[img]file:///C:/Users/Adrian%20Rowe/Pictures/Snapshot_20120829_5.JPG[/img]

Without the beanie:
[img]file:///C:/Users/Adrian%20Rowe/Pictures/Snapshot_20120829_4.JPG[/img]

...Oh my god. You did not just...

:lol:
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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Location: Montréal
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm 
 
:durr: :brick:

Upload these pics on imgur...
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Morrigan
Crone of War

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:47 pm 
 
:lol:
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:49 pm 
 
And how do I do that?
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm 
 
Go to http://imgur.com
Then follow the instructions. They really couldn't be clearer.
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm 
 
I'd recommend removing those paths containing your full name first, but MT already quoted it.
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Dragunov
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:52 pm 
 
sup dudez
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good evening
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fuck you all
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:54 pm 
 
Aahhhhh a jock! Get him!
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Von Cichlid wrote:
I work with plenty of Oriental and Indian persons and we get along pretty good, and some females as well.

Markeri, in 2013 wrote:
a fairly agreed upon date [of the beginning of metal] is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old

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oogboog
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:56 pm 
 
A Red Sox fan? And a, a, whatever is in the second and third photos? You are all over the place, dude.
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Dragunov
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:59 pm 
 
Red Sox and Bruins fan, yes, that's totally all over the place. I'm sorry guys.
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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:59 pm 
 
Fixed.
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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:01 pm 
 
God, Oogboog, why you're so dumb!

Also, fuck the Bruins and fuck Lucic!
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:02 pm 
 
Metalfuckingrules wrote:
Fixed.

You linked the same image twice and didn't use [img] tags.
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juicebitch
Juice Bitch

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:03 pm 
 
:bow: Metalfuckingrules - comedic genius.
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oogboog
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:05 pm 
 
Metantoine wrote:
God, Oogboog, why you're so dumb!

Also, fuck the Bruins and fuck Lucic!

I don't follow hockey! How am I supposed to know?

And calling me dumb is dumb when MetalFuckingRules linked the same image twice in his post.
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