Just dumped a bunch of pics in the birding thread so why not share this one as well. Me with one of many wood duck hens I've banded this breeding season.


BONUS: girl I was seeing last year was into true crime/murder mystery shit and pointed out my new drivers license pic looked like jeffrey dahmer. Cannot be unseen

It's really nice to know that young Eric Idle liked beer, too. And not just Watneys Red Barrel.

Also, I just noticed the beefcake calendar on the wall (don't remember seeing it that night), adding another layer of hilarity.

Cool and cute bird but aren't you supposed to be on the picture?

I can smell the alcohol through your pores in that picture...

Dawww that's so cute

.....Oh fuck. lol, cannot be unseen indeed...

Guess I haven't posted here in a bit:

Good one there, Jeff! Almost had me for a second. Guess all of that zombification shit paid off, eh?

From a few weeks ago.

What are you talking about? You can see my disembodied floating head and hands just fine.


Nothing like necrophilia to keep you looking young and healthy enough to survive a vicious prison assault.

A few pictures from my vacation in Dominican Republic.


My favorite animal


Girly drinks are cool once and a while, right?


The wonders of waterproof cameras


With the King himself... not.


I'm just amazed that I didn't get pushed in

I'm amazed, too cool pics! I only drink girly drinks. and palinka.

Look, I wrestle bears and listen to Motorhead every single day of my life and while my go-to may be the unsurprising Jack and Coke, girly drinks rule. There's like ten different alcohols in there and they don't taste like wheat germ. On my birthday two years ago the bartender asked what I'd like and I said "The girliest fuckin' thing you got", and to this day I still don't know exactly what it was that she gave me but it had salt on the rim and it was fucking delicious.

Call me gay all you want, I'll just sit here sipping on my cosmo and being straight and you'll be wrong, the fuck do I care?

I used to wait tables at a sushi restaurant whose specialty drink was a "Skittles Martini" and you better believe I took advantage of the employee discount on those.

Definitely nothing wrong with "girly" drinks.

Cool pictures, SweetLeaf.

Youwrestledabearonce?

Yeah, jack and coke was my biggest go to on the trip, but I tried to end nights with drinks like that one. Although one night the jacks got too carried away and I didn't make it to the strawberry daquerries (or however the fuck that's spelled). So I'll never call a man "gay" for that haha. But thanks guys!

I'm a beer guy for sure, 90% of the time I'm drinking beer when I go out, though I do have the rare glass of scotch if they've got something good, or cider sometimes. That said, I love the hell out of margaritas and will never turn down a good one of those, absolutely delicious. Traditional, slushie style with fifteen different types of fruit, whatever. And at "fancy" bars where the beer is shitty and overpriced, long islands are where it's at for me. I will absolutely drink an eight dollar long island rather than an eight dollar Heineken, every single time.

When the pint costs eight quid, the long island will be fifteen, and it will still only contain only one shot's worth of strong liquor. #justfinlandthings

Then we'll go on a cruise on international waters, and we can actually get the bartenders to pour two, nay, three portions of whisky in just one glass! It's party time!

Oh I'm definitely a beer guy as well, but at DR they didn't really have much of what I drink. El Presidente was alright, but other than that I stuck to the mixed drinks. Here though, nothing will top Yuengling or Sam Adams.

Oh god Yuengling. Next thing I know you'll be telling us you unironically enjoy Natty Boh too.

^ Sandwich POV before the moment of final ruin.


If you haven't tried mezcal margaritas, now is your moment.

When a friend decides to organize a stand-up gig outdoors and the weather is awesome, but it starts raining right in the middle of your set... but we actually have some cool photos.

well, you wore a Tiamat t-shirt and invoked Clouds

I was in the Bay Area for awhile, then had about an hour-long layover in L.A. on the way back to Ohio:

Here's me with my current band back in 2010 or 2011. I've always loved this photo, can't explain why...



Here's a hilariously awkward photo from my highschool yearbook when I was graduating...


Halloween show in 2015...when you headbang so hard your head is literally just a blur



And to complete the circle, here's me being a fucking inconsiderate asshole in a graveyard a couple months back:

Badass Dismember shirt, my dude.

Cool photos, true_death.

My hair is getting a bit longer, this picture was from a few weeks ago, it's a little longer now even, as I've started actually conditioning my hair.

Holy shit you're growing up.

Summer is here

You have a lookalike in Finland:

https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/ ... ainen/8495

That'll do me

Wait, me or Erosion? If that's directed at me, I'm certainly complimented.

Holy shit, I went back through this thread and read some of my posts...I seem brutally socially inept. Ending every sentence with though...

Anyways, at some point in time, there WILL be a picture of me breathing fire.

You. I'm old.

Ha! You're old?!



Something I've been busy with at work. Two 100,000 liter fiberglass, hoop-wound demineralised water tanks for a sugar company. They are 3.75m diameter by 10m in height. Pretty damn big. The first shot is only two thirds of it, as there is still a three meter section to go on top.