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Punishing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:01 am 
 

SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
Delicious Penis Connoisseur? :wtf: :lol:


I have Napero to thank for that. I used to cringe when I'd see it but I've since learned to laugh at it.
After hanging out on the board for a while, I realized that when Nappy's treatin', you best be eatin' lest you be ______ (insert title of the first Prong album)
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SleightOfVickonomy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:03 am 
 

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Xlxlx
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:55 pm 
 

Punishing wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
Delicious Penis Connoisseur? :wtf: :lol:

I have Napero to thank for that. I used to cringe when I'd see it but I've since learned to laugh at it.
After hanging out on the board for a while, I realized that when Nappy's treatin', you best be eatin' lest you be ______ (insert title of the first Prong album)

Hey, it could be worse. For instance, you could have no idea what the hell your title is even supposed to mean :annoyed:
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:06 am 
 

here's me as a fat kid circa, like, 1998-1999 or something:
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ROCK'N'ROLL!

and a more recent picture of me tripping over many balls, feeling like I'm a cat. A clemoncat. CLEMONCAT01.
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Don't ask me what that means. Dissociatives be cray.
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dystopia4
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:21 pm 
 

Hiking on a cliff (sorry for the shitty quality):
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Marag
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:35 pm 
 

intoxicated

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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:23 pm 
 

Falling sleep out of boredom, the day before I got to see Ensiferum (hence the shirt) but that very day I was forced into a shitty non-metal at all event. Damn, letting your hair grow takes TIME.

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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:13 pm 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
Damn, letting your hair grow takes TIME.

It DOES but I'm considering to cut this fucker soon cause it makes me lost LOTS of time!
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:27 pm 
 

awesome shirt
by the way, I used to have long hair, and it looked exactly like that, it was a fucker, yeah
but I miss headbanging so much

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:18 pm 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
but I miss headbanging so much


Yep. That's the only thing I miss about my hair.

I am very tempted to shave my head now. I sort of want to give myself a mohawk simply because I have this big storks kiss on the back of my neck (actually, one on my forehead, too. a 'hawk might cover both, lol). I've always been really self-conscious about it, and one person even thought I had a rash when they saw it after I'd fully shaved my head for the first time, so that didn't help at all.

Honestly, I think getting a mohawk is just about the most empty and gutlessly faux-edgdy "statement" you can make with a hairstyle these days, but I also hate having my shaggy hair get in the way while I'm sweating it up at work. I keep a bandanna on basically the whole time I'm there, so my hair underneath doesn't really matter, except that there's enough that it makes wearing a bandanna a little bit weird-looking and cumbersome because it gets in the way and tufts constantly pop out the sides.

I also don't really like to admit I only gave myself a mohawk to mask a physical feature I'm self-conscious about (should anyone ask, and they would). That'd just bring attention to it, and make me seem both vain (no) and shamefully insecure (yes) to boot.

EDIT: Oh, yeah... I should probably take a picture of the back of my neck for the sake of content, but no...
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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:52 pm 
 

Desperta_Ferro wrote:
awesome shirt
by the way, I used to have long hair, and it looked exactly like that, it was a fucker, yeah
but I miss headbanging so much

Thanks! It's selfmade:
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the_raytownian wrote:
Yep. That's the only thing I miss about my hair.

I would not but I LOVE the image (ala Faust) and chicks love it TOO!

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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:45 pm 
 

maybe i just have very low maintenance hair but other than occasionally getting it stuck between something, i dont have any real issues.
It took me about 1 year to go from freshly cut standard length short hair to medium-long length and about another year to have decently long hair.
I have noticed that its not growing as fast anymore. I wonder how much longer my hair can get.

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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:27 pm 
 

It can get pretty long, but you have to trim the ends every few weeks. The longer your hair gets, the weaker to strands are.
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...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:35 am 
 

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I can't remember if I've posted my dogs before. Three and a half year old photo here, but this is Sandy (the one hidden behind us, with her head poking out) and Bach (the lardass on top of me). We've had lots of dogs, but most of them don't last very long for a multitude of reasons. Shortness of time/funds or behavioral problems. Most of them end up given to friends and family, but they almost always start at my house. But despite our kinda puppy foster home, Sandy and Bach have been with the family since puppyhood, and always remained the most well behaved and lovable of all of them.

I post this now because Bach died of congestive heart failure in August of 2011 at age 7. I woke up this morning to find Sandy panting and unable to walk. Long saga later, she had tumors in her mammaries and pancreas and had no chance of getting better, so she died today, the day after her ninth birthday.

I've just been sitting here with a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey but I can't even find the energy to drink myself into incoherence.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:17 am 
 

Dude that is terrible, I'm really sorry to hear that. Don't drink yourself into a stupor though, it never seems to help. I hope it gets better for you.
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:58 am 
 

EDIT: Deleted, i realised some rather nasty types from my town are here.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:11 am 
 

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I can't remember if I've posted my dogs before. Three and a half year old photo here, but this is Sandy (the one hidden behind us, with her head poking out) and Bach (the lardass on top of me). We've had lots of dogs, but most of them don't last very long for a multitude of reasons. Shortness of time/funds or behavioral problems. Most of them end up given to friends and family, but they almost always start at my house. But despite our kinda puppy foster home, Sandy and Bach have been with the family since puppyhood, and always remained the most well behaved and lovable of all of them.

I post this now because Bach died of congestive heart failure in August of 2011 at age 7. I woke up this morning to find Sandy panting and unable to walk. Long saga later, she had tumors in her mammaries and pancreas and had no chance of getting better, so she died today, the day after her ninth birthday.

I've just been sitting here with a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey but I can't even find the energy to drink myself into incoherence.

I'm sorry, BH.
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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:07 am 
 

Burnyoursins wrote:
It can get pretty long, but you have to trim the ends every few weeks. The longer your hair gets, the weaker to strands are.

I have never understand this nor do it.

BastardHead wrote:
I can't remember if I've posted my dogs before. Three and a half year old photo here, but this is Sandy (the one hidden behind us, with her head poking out) and Bach (the lardass on top of me). We've had lots of dogs, but most of them don't last very long for a multitude of reasons. Shortness of time/funds or behavioral problems. Most of them end up given to friends and family, but they almost always start at my house. But despite our kinda puppy foster home, Sandy and Bach have been with the family since puppyhood, and always remained the most well behaved and lovable of all of them.
I post this now because Bach died of congestive heart failure in August of 2011 at age 7. I woke up this morning to find Sandy panting and unable to walk. Long saga later, she had tumors in her mammaries and pancreas and had no chance of getting better, so she died today, the day after her ninth birthday.
I've just been sitting here with a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey but I can't even find the energy to drink myself into incoherence.

Sorry, man! Stay strong!

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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:57 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
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I can't remember if I've posted my dogs before. Three and a half year old photo here, but this is Sandy (the one hidden behind us, with her head poking out) and Bach (the lardass on top of me). We've had lots of dogs, but most of them don't last very long for a multitude of reasons. Shortness of time/funds or behavioral problems. Most of them end up given to friends and family, but they almost always start at my house. But despite our kinda puppy foster home, Sandy and Bach have been with the family since puppyhood, and always remained the most well behaved and lovable of all of them.

I post this now because Bach died of congestive heart failure in August of 2011 at age 7. I woke up this morning to find Sandy panting and unable to walk. Long saga later, she had tumors in her mammaries and pancreas and had no chance of getting better, so she died today, the day after her ninth birthday.

I've just been sitting here with a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey but I can't even find the energy to drink myself into incoherence.


I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. I really am, I know the feeling. There's nothing worse. Keep yourself together, bud.
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...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:19 pm 
 

a friend of my trainer did some quite good shots from our crossfit training session last sunday.
here are two from the set showing me doing a kettlebell swing (44lbs) and one showing me exhausted :wink:

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XcKyle93
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:53 pm 
 

Damn, a lot of you guys are quite buff! I'm just a skinny white boy :P

Here's me in my patchy glory:


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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:07 pm 
 

Sorry to hear that BH. :(
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:22 pm 
 

Tony and Necro and a few others have seen this, but...behold...MINISTER FROG!

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:38 pm 
 

Whoa. Stache is intense. Liking the suit, bro.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:46 pm 
 

nice Proust mustache
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:08 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
Tony and Necro and a few others have seen this, but...behold...MINISTER FROG!

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.....

Borat?
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elude
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:54 am 
 

it's been awhile since i visited this,
i never really posted anyway >.<
just lurked.
prolly the only girl posting in here.

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anyway hi.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:01 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
Tony and Necro and a few others have seen this, but...behold...MINISTER FROG!

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Are you... The Doctor?
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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:30 am 
 

XcKyle93 wrote:
Damn, a lot of you guys are quite buff! I'm just a skinny white boy :P

A LOT of us are!

Xlxlx wrote:
Borat?

LOL!

elude wrote:
prolly the ONLY girl posting in here.

No way.

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:45 am 
 

Back Stabbath wrote:
EDIT: Deleted, i realised some rather nasty types from my town are here.


LAAAAME!
is it me, by any chance?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:52 am 
 

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Not The Doctor, The Brigadier!

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grauer_mausling
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:05 pm 
 

@BastardHead:

just read your post now (oversaw it last time in this thread) - that's really terrible, my condolence.
I, too, know the sadness that comes when pets die and my (mostly rodents) haven't lived nine years with me,
so I can barely imagine how terrible that can be. Don't know what to say else...
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:13 am 
 

HAIR CUTS ARE RWEALLY HARD WHE U ARE FUCING DRUNK ;_;

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thate gigantic "stork's kiss" birthmark I've always been incredibly sellf-concious about, is the ONLY reason I gave myself a mohwak ;_;

#firstworldprobz


also I am a human leopard ;_;

#irishprobz
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:16 am 
 

Marag wrote:
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wuld very much hit dat, yo. LAZY EYE AND ALL.

PEACE. IM OUT.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:36 am 
 

Marag looks like he's straight outta Grease.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:53 pm 
 

Thanks to Snowgrave for this awesome picture
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Rotting_Christ_Mike
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:32 pm 
 

Whoa, so many Tonies!
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KC_Slaanesh
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With this one you don't even have to photoshop him in.
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IntoNevermore
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Me with my new TBDM t-shirt
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Me with my super cute friend Gigi at a musical event.
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