In this thread, we will post jokes. Almost all jokes are accepted; they do not have to be related to metal, and can be as long as you like, and as dirty as possible.
However, I would like to keep this thread "clean." What this means is that anything that is not a joke, like comments, should be put in spoiler boxes. If you got the joke from a website, please credit the site through a link, and put it in a quote box. If it's your joke or passed down through word of mouth, no quotes are needed.
The following is a basic example:
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
This OP may be subject to change. Let me know in a PM if anyone has any objections.
orionmetalhead wrote:
So you go to a show, and you can't mosh... who cares. Are you there to run into people or to listen to the music? If you want to run into people go to the mall and run through groups of mall goths or something for fun.
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