I'm sorry, but why would the USA want to occupy Haiti? Surely the cost of maintaining the country (especially one which had gone through an earthquake and suffers from extreme poverty) would outweigh any other possible benefits that it would yield.

Ask a Haitian in his nation about what's happening. I don't think it would matter anyways. You probably wouldn't believe him.

The U.S. able to control the weather? It's not that farfetched. Hi guys! It's 2010. Ever wonder why the government's always 50 years ahead of us in terms of technology?

Man, how can this forum not even pull off a thread about a natural disaster without such mind-numbing posts?