No you fucking don't. The only person to ever actually wish they were shorter was nobody.

I'm 5'5'' and I am not getting any taller. (I'm in my mid 20's) I never gave a shit about being tall but when people give me crap for it I always remind them that I am the perfect height to put my face in my GF's boobs

I may have already posted here before, but I am 5'3.5 on an optimal day (good night's sleep, early morning, prior to working out). Honestly, I am happy with my height. I think that it is cool as it is sort of an imperfection that some people couldn't stand having. I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller, but I do not mind my height, as long as I dont get shorter.

I'm 5'6", and I'm thoroughly convinced I'm the only one who's cool with it on planet earth

I might exude a bit of napoleon complex that really pisses everyone off except for my bros, cuz every insult toward me starts with my height

5'8" or 173 cm and nope, not okay with this. Is there some unspoken rule that at shows a tall fat dude has to cut right in front of somebody my size? It happens every single time if I don't make my way up front near the stage.

No

Next thread idea: "How long is your penis? And are you OK with your length?"

Yes

I'm 5'4'' and very skinny, almost skeletal. Basically I'm tiny as hell. I've always been one of the shortest people all through school so I guess I'm used to it but I guess I wouldn't consider myself all that happy with it. I'm probably like the least threatening looking person you will ever meet. :/

Man if you western folk are ever feeling small, I suggest going to Thailand. Koreans on average are much smaller than westerners, but I felt like a giant in Thailand.

Hey, you joined my black metal 'forum' two years ago. Just so you know, penises are not brutal, there's your warning.

For the record, a decimal factor under 6 inches and okay with it.

Well, I think we've finally jumped the shark with this thread.

MWAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!

Except for taking the plane you don't