I read that and I still don't understand your post!
http://www.expatfocus.com/c/aid=2234/ar ... of-humour/

It's a Silence of the Lambs reference, Tony. Your original post reads like something one of the movie's characters would say.

Yeah I got that it was something related to the movie but I guess I failed to find the humor in the joke! Also, Buffalo Bill?

I'm not THAT creepy!

Well there's humour there. And yeah, he's a character in it.

new series, dude. have you been living under a rock? :/

Nothing like living in the Great Smokey Mountains. That being said I still want to move out west as soon as possible.

That's an awesome photo.

Thanks! I like to go up to that area a lot. That is one of the rare spots with a view like though since most places are super dense forest with no clearings.

Nice photo. Though please remember that this thread is primarily for pictures of yourself and your pets. There's another thread for scenic photos.

Also, a photo of Erosion, Tony and I from the weekend:

Nice picture of yourself and your pets.

why you no have the fred durst thing goin on as well, Deri?

I actually found that thread like literally after I posted this pic on here haha. Of course they are giving me shit on that thread for not using spoilers right or something like that.

Just put all the pics in one spoiler... is not hard.

Thanks for clearing that up. You are the first one to actually explain what I was doing wrong instead of just telling me I'm doing it wrong. This is only the second forum I have ever used apart from Grasscity so I'm still learning the whole forum etiquette thing.

No worries. We're not seriously hassling you. You're doing well for a new guy.

I didn't really think you guys were haha. It was just on the other thread where it was clear I was using stuff wrong but I wasn't being told how. Anyways I went back and fixed it so no more issues.

This photo is seriously badass.

My kitty looks like a little professional when he naps. Catstro, Tax Specialist at your services. I want to make him a placard.




Edit: Can you guys see this? Image hosting sites are verboten at my work so I tried to link it directly from FB.

Looks like the "wishing really hard" thing toddlers do.

He spends roughly 20 hours of any given day stalking our decade-old chihuahua/terrier mix. So if he's dreaming and wishing it's probably of a perfectly executed strike on Oscar. Glad you guys can see all this cuteness!

Think you could get some video of this? It sounds hilarious.

I'll see if my lady can capture it. I'm still rocking an Iphone 4S (vintage!) and the camera is just dogshit. It's kind of adorable because once Castro "strikes" he doesn't actually do anything but put a paw on Oscar. The chihuahua, however, reacts as if the entire fabric of his existence has been challenged, every single time. I've authorized him to bite the kitty so he can get some peace but he just doesn't have it in him. He will do a little snappy bark/growl and then get to higher ground.

Oscar's primary defensive strategy is to spend roughly 17 hours a day under the covers.

I love your summaries of the lives of your pets lol Also what does Oscar think he achieves by getting to higher ground? His adversary is a cat after all! Kudos to Castro for his 20 hours of dedicated stalking The majority of my cat's day is spent on a napping "tour" of various prized locations. Although maybe that's not totally fair to him. He does spend a significant amount of his time by the window intensely tracking and "reporting" all details of local bird activity, or galloping around the apartment due to excitement about said local bird activity lol

I have an interview at Harvard today. Gonna give em this look for the whole interview to let 'em know I'm their man:

You have a broken image there.

Hahah well the advantage of higher ground is - That's where mom and dad are! He has this weird obsession with "going in the crevice" as we call it (Shoutout to Charlie Day). Basically if my girl and I are sitting/laying on the sofa in whatever configuration he will find a way to wedge himself down between our nearly-touching thighs or just find any small gap between our bodies he can slot into. Then he's safe from attack...but only for now.

Your cat is exactly what I'm hoping for in about another 8 years. Something a little more laidback! Right now Castro is at that adorable age (about 9-10 months) where he's starting to LOOK like a full-grown cat, but he still has a wee little idiot baby brain. He's either moving like a blur through the house or passed out directly after eating. There is no between. Zero interest in birds as far as I can tell! I was going to chalk that up to being "raised" by two dogs but fuck man, they go NUTS if there's a bird in the backyard on the ground...

That's weird. Shows for me. Ah well, deleted. Just picture Tom Cruise's face in "Collateral"

This guy is comparing himself to Tom Cruise

oh no no no, just the expression.

Don't worry, that probably also means he's, like, two feet tall

I'm 8'2 and I am fucking beautiful.

Good luck with nailing that interview. Not everybody gets to be janitor at Harvard.

I'm so ready to show them my toilet picture resume. Got a real solid before/after PowerPoint slideshow.

A few years old, but this photo is the highlight of my life:

Awesome photo. Didn't know Ford built rollercoasters.

No memes allowed?


Sorry guys.

Hiking up the Waterfall Gully/Mt. Lofty trail.

I left the house for a couple of hours, and my idiot dog managed to get himself stuck in the cord for the blinds.