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inhumanist
Metal freak

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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:52 pm

Venenum are pretty great live too. Too bad their shows are never much longer than 30 minutes... what takes them so long releasing new music already?

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Under_Starmere wrote:

iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
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Location: United States

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:03 pm

iAm wrote:

Menternor wrote:

I hope this site never dies, because I really want to brag my antiquity when we reach 2023...

By then all of us will have matching denim vests with "Encyclopaedia Metallum" stretched across the back like motorcycle clubs do. On our front right chest will be a patch with the Bolt Thrower logo, and on the right are username with the year we joined underneath it.

Of course, only the cool kids can have them and no one past 2010 can join our ranks as the Metal elite.

I already have a Bolt Thrower logo patch on the front right of my denim vest. Metantoine has an identical patch too.

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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
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Location: Prince George, B.C.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:28 pm

iAm wrote:

By then all of us will have matching denim vests with "Encyclopaedia Metallum" stretched across the back like motorcycle clubs do. On our front right chest will be a patch with the Bolt Thrower logo, and on the right are username with the year we joined underneath it.
Of course, only the cool kids can have them and no one past 2010 can join our ranks as the Metal elite.

But of course there will be a split between the MA members who have a Manilla Road patch instead of the Bolt Thrower logo, who will have to duke it out between their separate gangs. Meanwhile Crick will be sitting in a corner by himself, since he'll be the only one with a Gargoyle/Shingen-whatever patch in place of the other two.

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When a true believer stands within a fifteen-foot radius of a Gay, their crucifix begins to tremble.

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:32 pm

What if you have a Bolt Thrower and a Manilla Road patch like I'll have? I'm a mod, I I have some privileges!

I bought an Adidas tracksuit vest today, I feel like a mafioso, I guess we really need to start this M-A gang!

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caspian about CHAIRTHROWER wrote:

?????????

Metantoine's Magickal Realm

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the_raytownian
Veteran

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 2562

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:40 pm

Metantoine wrote:

I was thinking of something more along the lines of the Warriors when I read the previous post.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:41 pm

That would be so fucking awesome ^

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
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Location: United States

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:45 pm

OH MY GOD YES.

I want to start a warrior/gang mentality....what would be our gang name....who would be in gangs with each other....

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:48 pm

Frog is the leader of The Hipsters with Necroticism and Raytownian. They're dressed like Amish with shades and tape decks to do mixes on the go.

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caspian about CHAIRTHROWER wrote:

?????????

Metantoine's Magickal Realm

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:07 pm

I like that, we'd also carry around an old school boom box, have ridiculous mustaches, wear vintage skinnies and our turf would be an arthouse movie theatre.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:57 pm

LlamaTrainer wrote:

Meanwhile Crick will be sitting in a corner by himself, since he'll be the only one with a Gargoyle/Shingen-whatever patch in place of the other two.

Nigga, you spell Ningen-Isu correctly. Straight up yo, respect. Nawmsayin? Don't make me buss a cap in yo' ass.

Srsly though, if you don't like Ningen-Isu (and I mean absolutely no Ningen-Isu at all), you suck. Whassamatter, dont like hefty Sabbath influence? Queermos.

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failsafeman wrote:

Don't talk to Crick.

The_Beast_In_Black wrote:

Hehe, foreskins.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:50 pm

inhumanist wrote:

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
@inhumanist: what the hell is wrong with melodeath??

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I actually was into it once, but nowadays I can't name more than maybe two albums that I find enjoyable. The melodic counterpart of death metal is black metal, melodeath is utterly pointless. Then there is that fact that it mingles with metalcore and similar abominations... It's a subgenre that seems to be specifically cooked up to appeal to a broader audience.

Blah no need to go all crusader on me homie. Honestly there's nothing wrong with liking the more melodic side of things or even liking the core side of things. I listen to quite a few metalcore bands and plenty of stuff that's nowhere near metal. Hell I listen to U2 from time to time, but yeah cooked up to appeal to a wider audience? Man that's just crazy talk.

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It combines two of my favourite things: penis innuendo and derigin.

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CrushedRevelation
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Location: The cavern's core

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:52 pm

The fact that they keep spelling "melowdeath" wrong is irritating too...

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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:10 pm

Necroticism174 wrote:

I like that, we'd also carry around an old school boom box, have ridiculous mustaches, wear vintage skinnies and our turf would be an arthouse movie theatre.

Carry? They would be tied to the side of your fixed gear scraper bike.

As your towing your neighbors furniture to the other side of town

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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

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Location: Buried somewhere....

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:35 pm

the_raytownian: That is a great movie!

To the mods: How did this get on here???????

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:45 pm

First album is metal, not cover songs.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Montréal

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:48 pm

...this was quite obvious, no?

MFR's gang would be this one (mostly for Necroticism since he'll get the reference).
Oogboog would be the captain though.

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caspian about CHAIRTHROWER wrote:

?????????

Metantoine's Magickal Realm

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5352
Location: Canada

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:50 pm

Hehehehe.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:25 pm
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Location: Buried somewhere....

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:55 pm

Necroticism174 wrote:

First album is metal, not cover songs.

Oh, I didn't see that, my bad (I found out about the artist via a screen-cap of their album from Metal-Archies on Facebook).

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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

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Location: Buried somewhere....

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:11 am

And this would be Metantoine's gang:

With him as their leader:

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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

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Posts: 703
Location: Prince George, B.C.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:22 am

Metalfuckingrules wrote:

And this would be Metantoine's gang:

Spoiler: show

With him as their leader:

Spoiler: show

Really? I would have pictured his gang looking like this:

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Under_Starmere wrote:

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 12030
Location: Montréal

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:26 am

Uh, I hate frats...

LlamaTrainer gets it!

That's his gang.

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caspian about CHAIRTHROWER wrote:

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Metantoine's Magickal Realm

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Metalfuckingrules
The Ralph Wiggum Monologue

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:25 pm
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Location: Buried somewhere....

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:32 am

Metantoine wrote:

Uh, I hate frats...

I wasn't intended of using them, but it was either that or this:

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Thumbman
Big Cube

Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:47 pm
Posts: 4473
Location: Canada

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:36 am

Metantoine wrote:

Uh, I hate frats...

Yeah, frats are the worst :-D

.

Finally finished Borderlands, now maybe I can get some work done. Just in time for the last month of school.

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~Guest 132892
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 6349

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:56 am

AND WE SHALL BE VIKINGS. Because Vikings are cool n shit.

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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
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Location: Prince George, B.C.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:26 am

Metantoine wrote:

LlamaTrainer gets it!

That's his gang.

From now on, I will be known as LlamaTrainer, leader of the Alpacas.

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Under_Starmere wrote:

When a true believer stands within a fifteen-foot radius of a Gay, their crucifix begins to tremble.

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:16 am

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:

I was just explaining my dislike for the genre, the way how I see it. We could have an epic showdown to decide who's right OR we could just agree to disagree and forget about it until the next time I take a dump on the music you like. :wink:

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Under_Starmere wrote:

iHumanism: Philosophy phoned in.

Metantoine wrote:

If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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chrislyles15
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:08 pm
Posts: 731
Location: Aumsville, Oregon

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:59 am

I shall start a gang called the lurkers. Me and other longtime users who almost never post will just slink around in black clothes and watch your epic saga of gang warfare unfold. Just, y'know, in real life now.

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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Location: over yon hill

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:27 am

inhumanist wrote:

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Blah no need to go all crusader on me homie. Honestly there's nothing wrong with liking the more melodic side of things or even liking the core side of things. I listen to quite a few metalcore bands and plenty of stuff that's nowhere near metal. Hell I listen to U2 from time to time, but yeah cooked up to appeal to a wider audience? Man that's just crazy talk.

I was just explaining my dislike for the genre, the way how I see it. We could have an epic showdown to decide who's right OR we could just agree to disagree and forget about it until the next time I take a dump on the music you like. :wink:

An epic showdown does sound tempting :-P

but alas I have neither the time nor the energy so we'll just have to agree to disagree I guess. :beer:

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Azmodes wrote:

It combines two of my favourite things: penis innuendo and derigin.

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TheStormIRide
Certified Poser

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Location: Brazildonesia

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:18 am

chrislyles15 wrote:

I'm pretty sure a corner needs to be reserved for me to lurk/hide in. How many gangs are we up to now? This is going to turn out like GTA: San Andreas.

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POZERKILLER wrote:

damn I think ive already heard everything

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TheStormIRide
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Location: Brazildonesia

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

Tony, did you get the Tri-Lam reference? I'm pretty sure it was less geared at the frat lifestyle and more pointed towards the characters inside... Me and a buddy were just talking about how great that movie is.

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POZERKILLER wrote:

damn I think ive already heard everything

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:37 am

Don't think I'd even have a gang, I'd just be that guy that rolls through the aftermath of a rumble in a black '80s sports car, surveys the scene with a premonitory look of understanding, then rolls up the window and speeds away toward designs unknown.

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Menternor
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:41 am

Not before looting the valuables from said aftermath, am I right?

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:56 am

I'd have more than enough valuables back at my Omega Man-style flat than to need to loot a bunch of scruffy vest warriors. Unless they made a habit of carrying fine cognac on them or something. This vulture only swoops for liquor.

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TheStormIRide
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:04 am

Would your 80's sports car be an I-ROC Camaro? With mullet included?

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POZERKILLER wrote:

damn I think ive already heard everything

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:12 am

Nah, always hated Camaros. Something more along these lines:

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:32 am

18th birthday today. Will be going out for dinner with friends. I'll also have a little reunion at home during the afternoon. With cake :-D

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:48 am

Our gangs would all unite to defeat a common enemy: Veracs.
Also I would crush all of Goatfang's mantises, and cut off Subrick's fingers.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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henkkjelle
Metal freak

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Location: Netherlands

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:49 am

Rum cake I presume? Happy birthday man!

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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:54 am

Thanks Henkkjelle! And no, no rum cake. The alcohol and the cake will be two separate things :-P

Necroticism174 wrote:

Our gangs would all unite to defeat a common enemy: Veracs.

Can't you come up with a more..... I don't know..... Menacing enemy, Lex?

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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

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Location: over yon hill

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:36 pm

Necroticism174 wrote:

Our gangs would all unite to defeat a common enemy: Veracs.
Also I would crush all of Goatfang's mantises, and cut off Subrick's fingers.

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Man is truly a wretched thing, and the forest is committed to expunging him from existence.

Azmodes wrote:

It combines two of my favourite things: penis innuendo and derigin.

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