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MacMoney
Man of the Cloth

Joined: Sun Nov 03, 2002 10:17 pm
Posts: 2331
Location: Finland

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:00 am

All nuts are great. Almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, peanuts, pistachios, Brazil nuts, cashews, macademias, pine nuts. Some are best on their own, others in certain kinds of foods, but all are great.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
Posts: 6071
Location: The cavern's core

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:03 am

Anyone out there who's into classy electronic music the new mind.in.a.box album is very good.

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~Guest 178973
Veteran

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:43 am

The jargon in which Lord Worm posts is rather cute.

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Mysticaloldbard
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:10 pm
Posts: 1620

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:04 am

CrushedRevelation wrote:

Anyone out there who's into classy electronic music the new mind.in.a.box album is very good.

Did they just come out with new one? Had no clue. I'll have to check it out!

TheNiceNightmare wrote:

The jargon in which Lord Worm posts is rather cute.

I'd been thinking that too! He comes across quite sweetly.

Any love for honey roasted peanuts? Some of them can be pretty sticky, and I have to rinse my hands after eating a whole bunch. And I like pistachios, especially when they can sneak a seasoning in through the shell. But have you ever gotten a pistachio with its shell clamped shut you can't stick your nail into to pry open? One of the great annoyances of life.

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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:36 am
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Location: Panopticon

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:29 am

All this talk of different nuts is making me hungry :-P

Let's not forget though many on here live in eu countries and we should post a disclaimer.
Make sure your properly informed and aware of the possible risks of eating nuts

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest
if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from
fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins.
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This supersedes all previous notices.

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~Guest 178973
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:57 am

Reminds me of how bags of peanuts sometimes have "warning: may contain traces of other nuts." and I'm like "what other nuts? :oh shit:

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
Posts: 5621

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:16 am

Chocolate-covered almonds, peanuts, walnuts, etc are even more wondrous than their naked brethren. Just as God saw fit for man to wear clothing, so He ordained that nuts be sheathed in processed cocoa.

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jerk
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:43 am
Posts: 149
Location: Malaysia

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:41 am

TheNiceNightmare wrote:

Reminds me of how bags of peanuts sometimes have "warning: may contain traces of other nuts." and I'm like "what other nuts? :oh shit:

Brilliant. But you can't beat the classic, "WARNING: This product may contain nuts." And here I thought they made peanuts out of sawdust and goat's blood.

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Jophelerx
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:22 pm
Posts: 1494
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:18 am

Is it just me, or is the FFA getting more and more immature?

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jerk
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:43 am
Posts: 149
Location: Malaysia

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:21 am

Jophelerx wrote:

Is it just me, or is the FFA getting more and more immature?

Yes.

OK, mathematician's answer aside, best to keep the immaturity in one place. Then we can all go back to our mature discussions of whether Dimmu Borgir are faggoth poser sellouts.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5352
Location: Canada

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:46 am

Metantoine wrote:

I agree, quit the sexist bullshit, Necro.

Except my first post about it where I pointed out that men and women do pretty much the same thing and most of us are passive agressive out of simple laziness. I don't see how me then elaborating on how much of a pet peeve it is to me when women do that and it makes me get rid of them quickly makes me sexist. It just illustrates that I lack patience for the annoyances most people put up with for ''healthy'' relationships. I pointed out many times that this rarely happens with normal girls. Then again, I'm pretty misanthropic in general. I'm just going to drop the subject.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

Last edited by Necroticism174 on Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:55 am, edited 1 time in total.

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bronxeel
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 am
Posts: 540
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:50 am

The new Borknagar leaked

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Slag
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:56 am
Posts: 2304
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:02 am

bronxeel wrote:

The new Borknagar leaked

How is it?

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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
Posts: 7601
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:07 am

Jophelerx wrote:

Is it just me, or is the FFA getting more and more immature?

We're going to need to change it to the "free for some" if this persists.

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bronxeel
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 am
Posts: 540
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:12 am

Slag wrote:

bronxeel wrote:

The new Borknagar leaked

How is it?

I don't know, I'll wait for some youtube videos, I guess

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GuntherTheUndying
Crimson King, Eater of Worlds

Joined: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm
Posts: 2833
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:20 pm

Zodijackyl wrote:

Jophelerx wrote:

Is it just me, or is the FFA getting more and more immature?

We're going to need to change it to the "free for some" if this persists.

Yes, I am in favor of a pruning. It seems some souls are rather ripe and asking for it.

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bronxeel
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 am
Posts: 540
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:35 pm

Wow, the cover art for the new St. Vitus EP is really well done
:thumbsup:

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5352
Location: Canada

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:08 pm

People sure are fond of complaining about the forum. I was guilty of it myself, but realized how pointless it was.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Cinerary
Fuckin' killed a guy

Joined: Thu Aug 22, 2002 10:52 pm
Posts: 1384
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:29 pm

You're apart of the thing they are complaining about.

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Slag
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:56 am
Posts: 2304
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:37 pm

People whine to much. I'm pretty sure there is conversation of the FFA becoming more and more immature every few hundred pages in every version of the thread.

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Empyreal
The Final Frontier

Joined: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:58 pm
Posts: 35484
Location: Where the dead rule the night

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:39 pm

Yup, people talk about that all the time, and there are always immature idiots who come and go, but the FFA is never on any kind of actual steep, linear decline. It gets better, it gets worse, it gets better again.

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm
Posts: 9275
Location: At the Heat of Winter

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:30 pm

Necroticism174 wrote:

This isn't any less awesome a few pages after you quoted it the first time.

Glad you appreciate it

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 5352
Location: Canada

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:57 pm

Cinerary wrote:

You're apart of the thing they are complaining about.

Honestly, my posts are really not that bad. But if people truly have a problem with them for some reason, I will stay away from the FFA for a bit and let you continue to have your intellectually superior conversations.

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theposaga about a Moonblood rehearsal wrote:

So good. Makes me want to break up with my girlfriend, quit my job and never move out of my parents house. Just totally destroy my life for Satan.

http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
Posts: 6570

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:04 pm

*puts on shades inside*

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~Guest 178973
Veteran

Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:11 pm
Posts: 3047

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:25 pm

John_Sunlight wrote:

*puts on shades inside*

Cool rhymes with tool. Just wanted to point that out.

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lord_ghengis
Still Standing After 38 Beers... hic

Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:31 pm
Posts: 5969
Location: Australia

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:46 pm

I know that it's uncool to ask for illegal download links here, but I'm absolutely stuck here, anybody know where I could find a download for Krhoma Death's Grating Into Corpse, I'm not sure how killing all the links to an album with such a limited release it doesn't even have a discogs page helps save artist's profits, but mediafire seems to think it does. Just PM if you don't want to get in moderator trouble.

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No comments, no words need it, no BM, no compromise, only grains in her face.

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0kill
Patron Saint of Burglary

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:26 am
Posts: 761
Location: Cascadia

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:57 pm

Empyreal wrote:

Yup. It really hasn't seemed to change that much since the last time I checked it out a couple years ago. It is what it is and such. It might even be better than what it was circa 2008 or so when blatant spamming happened more.

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
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Location: Canada

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:06 pm

http://www.blacklistednews.com/American ... 8/Y/M.html

Well, shit.

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The_Beast_In_Black wrote:

Hehe, foreskins.

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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1251
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:17 pm

I guess I disagree with internet censorship in principle but something like that was inevitable as soon as people figured out how to file share. I know it's a slippery slope and more and more websites are likely going to be blocked, file sharing sites would only be the beginning, blah blah... But if that passes I will suck it up and be thankful for all the frees hit I got beforehand. I like on the comments some guy wrote "Well that's the only way AT&T could make their service any slower is to shut it off completely."

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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Posts: 7749
Location: Pennsylvania

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:23 pm

Crick wrote:

http://www.blacklistednews.com/American_ISPs_to_launch_massive_copyright_spying_scheme_on_July_12/18474/0/38/38/Y/M.html

Well, shit.

That's a great idea to stir up revenue: piss everyone off!

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
Posts: 6570

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:02 pm

Here's an old story from a few months ago that I found while cleaning out some files! I think you guys will appreciate it.

Quote:

One day I was hanging in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea out with my good friend Kim Jong Un and we were sharing our grief over the loss of our beloved leader: JoePa of Penn State! "He was just like your father" I said, "Selfless to a fault, working day and night to protect his people." KJU looked up and gave me a weak smile. "My closest friend and ally", he said, "with this obvious exception, are you aware that Americans are the most savage race in the world? Do you know of their horrible atrocities against the People of Korea?" I responded with shock that I had no idea! We headed over to the nearby museum of Korean War Atrocities where I saw literally hundreds of artistic renditions of American war crimes! I was flabbergasted by what I saw! One of the paintings showed American soldiers pouring molten lead down an innocent villager's throat and I knew it was an accurate portrayal of what happened because I recognized the poses from that sixteenth century woodcut of Aztec warriors pouring molten gold down a conquistador's throat, including the improper proportions and flat perspective! Finally we came to the ultimate damning evidence: a blurry photo of either American soldiers cheering over a bunch of dead villagers or a group of trick-or-treaters! "Those monsters!" I cried in anguish! I immediately renounced my US citizenship, even though I'd actually already renounced my US citizenship after my stint as ambassador's aide in the Islamic Republic of Iran, but this time I meant it even more! I immediately hopped into my race car and sped off to America to exact revenge for things that happened decades before I was born to people I literally had no genuine concern for! When I arrived in DC, I promptly took out a piece of paper that I'd photocopied a picture of the US Constitution from a book at the library, crumpled it up, and threw it at super sonic force through the Oval Office window! On the back of the picture, Obama found a very threatening note! Having rectified the injustices visited upon the People of Korea I pulled the bill of my visor backwards and walked off into the sunset!

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Jonpo
Hyperc6l6mb6wler

Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am
Posts: 7735

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:04 pm

I can't decide if your short stories or Diamhea's (borrowed) poetry is more awful. This is not coming from a place of contempt, I actually enjoy a lot of your posts here.

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Expedience
Metal freak

Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:22 am
Posts: 4509

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:33 pm

This is interesting: Sexually frustrated flies drink more alcohol

Might help explain a few things about us humans.

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pbsisbad
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:39 pm
Posts: 450
Location: United States

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:36 pm

Expedience wrote:

This is interesting: Sexually frustrated flies drink more alcohol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17357560

Might help explain a few things about us humans.

Might explain where our taxes are going too. :-P

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So you go to a show, and you can't mosh... who cares. Are you there to run into people or to listen to the music? If you want to run into people go to the mall and run through groups of mall goths or something for fun.

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WebOfPiss
Myopic Void

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:17 pm
Posts: 3025
Location: Presidio Modelo

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:07 am

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
Posts: 6570

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:15 am

Didn't really think the PSL was your style.

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pbsisbad
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:39 pm
Posts: 450
Location: United States

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:49 am

Internetocracy: seems interesting, but what happens if the internet goes down?

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bronxeel
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:58 am
Posts: 540
Location: United States

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:50 am

Fans of Robert Pollard and GBV will get a kick out of this; you only have to sit through a minute or so
:wink:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-vi ... -briefings

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DrFunkenstein
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:53 pm
Posts: 651
Location: Azerbaijan

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:51 am

I just remembered that Sepultura is still a band.

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Metantoine
Slave to Santa

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 12030
Location: Montréal

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:51 am

Our metal/rock festival announced the headliners for this summer. Slipknot, Manson, Lamb of God and System of a Down. I still taste the vomit in my mouth, I need a battery acid mouthwash.

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