Indeed that is a tie fighter, you can see it way more clearly in the huge version Deathfare posted.

Urgehal takes the cake for TWO album covers on my post proving they're the black metal masters at hilariously awful album covers.

X 2

At least the album cover should have something to do with the title.

Strangely though, a picture of Tom Warrior holding a wine glass seems unappealing.

Why that dude from Urgehal isn't in the WWE is beyond me.....

They're PG now. No women beating allowed.

He should form a tag team with Horgh and claim to be the sons of Demolition.

But yeah, why there have never been any black metal-themed wrestlers in the history of pro-wrestling is beyond me......

That Carnivorous Erection cover is actually amazing.

As for my contribution, this one just looks hideous.

Gontyna Kry - Blood of our Fathers

Yeah, the Regurgitate one is heinous but hilariously well done (and memorable). I remember reading the latest Terrorizer, Pit, and Metal Maniacs mags at a Barnes & Noble and always checking my periphery whenever I came to those full page Relapse ads.

I love the little guy's facial expression. You can almost hear him going HONG ONG ONG ONG ONG.

Haha, good call. The "best album art" thread compelled me to flip through Dan Seagrave's works to check any I'd not seen, and turns out he did all those Metal Duck and Lawnmower Deth covers. Didn't see that coming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Seagrave

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/The_Trick ... ological_/

I just found this beautiful artwork.

When Beethoven was writing music, he was just hoping someone would interpret it that way, years later.

CYBERSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!
so 90s

Here's a pile of dead fish.

This one is just confusing and apparently came with a black condom.

Compared to many of the other posted covers this one isn't that bad.

The silver skull thanks you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIgbPTBINhk

Sorry, had to do it.

Good to know I'm not the only one who instantly thought about that

In the land of metal having a tiny head is a crime punishable by beheading.

Or the executioner is a fucking ogre...

Yeah, when I look at that picture, I don't think "tiny head" I think "giant axe".

The art style reminds me of the old 1950s Disney LPs where they'd have someone reading The Three Little Pigs or something.

but what is this lol

Man, this is a great cover. Cult!

Now this is ugly:

The answer's written on the cover

I don't know what this is, but... yeah.

NSFW

What the fuck

I also wanna say that most album covers that use a lot of CG generally look like shit. There's endless album covers that are in bad taste, but I hate this one in particular.

Wow that Intoxicated and Metal Tit covers are both hilariously awesome.

> gets called one of the worst album covers of all time by Pitchfork
> I undoubtedly agree with this
> "great cover"
Umm ok

oh my..................

>trusting Pitchfork's opinion on anything metal

Since nobody seems to use spoiler tags I changed the title of the thread to adequately warn people of the content.

Haha, nice! "CONTAINS GORE AND DICKS!"

Anvil - This is Thirteen

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Anvil/This_is_Thirteen/153772

I'm pretty sure they're Cronos eyes

Potentially the best worst album cover of this thread.

I've seen that loads of times and I don't actually think it's real. I haven't found a track listing or any music anywhere online no matter how much I want to hear the dulcet tones of the metal tit.

Is that two-face from barman in that last one?