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HAhaha what the fuck

this is the best thing I have heard in a long while.
I really enjoy shitty music and this is totally up there with Hulk Hogans album

Rocka_Rollas wrote:

HAhaha what the fuck

this is the best thing I have heard in a long while.
I really enjoy shitty music and this is totally up there with Hulk Hogans album

Randy Savage. Hogan never made an album.

All of the most washed up metal guys should form a band, it'd be hilarious.

hahahaha, this is great!! he's got that toothless hick look down pat, with the toothlessness and the denim and tatts.
also the singing and lyrics are great. this is the ultimate 30-year booze, drugs and depression song

Where the fuck was Phlithy?! I mean they have a electronic drumset there but there's only Chris and Joan Jett or who the fuck it was.

Author:	vengefulgoat [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:00 pm ]
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http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=182802 "Nothing To Lose" track listing: 01. Nothing To Lose 02. Loser 03. They All Lie And Cheat 04. All Fucked Up 05. Jazz Song 06. Way To Be 07. Down In The Hole 08. Heartbeat 09. Mormon Moron 10. A-Flat Minor Sample song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs Okay, honestly what the fuck is this. Sounds like a good product to use for some anti-drug campaign. Just check it out yourselves, nothing more to comment.

Author:	Subrick [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:11 pm ]
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That was hilariously lame.

Author:	I_Am_Vengeance [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:31 pm ]
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Those song titles are horrendous.

Author:	Subrick [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:37 pm ]
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"All Fucked Up" That's what Chris was when...well, when last wasn't he all fucked up?

Author:	MattDoom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:00 pm ]
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Author:	OzzyApu [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:43 pm ]
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Ugh, WASP should have released something by now to clean up their 3 year lull. This, however, isn't even worth listening to only because Chris is washed the hell up. I mean Blackie still has his songwriting at least on a listenable level, but the irrelevance that Holmes brings, no matter how high of a note he left this band on, can save this album. ... This is now the :edit: part of the post, where I realize I was too quick to judge before listening to that sample. Holy shit balls what the fuck is wrong with Chris Holmes? That song was horrifyingly bad.

Author:	I_Am_Vengeance [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:56 pm ]
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I almost feel kinda bad for the guy after watching that video, the boozing and drugs has clearly fucked him up. Also that pool interview is hilarious.

Author:	TheUglySoldier [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:44 pm ]
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I'm gonna stop drinking.

Author:	absurder21 [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:57 pm ]
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Whole lotta who gives a fuck...

Author:	Thashierthanthou [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:37 pm ]
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Chris Holmes Shreds

Author:	StalUlv [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:42 pm ]
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This made me laugh so hard.

Author:	soul_schizm [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:50 am ]
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Hahahah.

Author:	Metal_Detector [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:56 am ]
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watches video This CAN'T be genuine... can it?!

Author:	The_Minstrel51 [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:06 am ]
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What the heck WAS that?

Author:	Rocka_Rollas [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:49 am ]
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My internet connection is so fucking slow it takes nearly fime minutes to load about 10 seconds, but this video seems like it's totally worth to loud completely. 15 seconds in and I'm already laughing!!! Can't wait to hear the vocals

Author:	adrenalin [ Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:29 pm ]
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This was painful to watch! It looks like something my friends made back in the 80's half drunk & high! haha! What happened to the other early W.A.S.P. guitarist, Randy Piper? I always liked his style and sound over Chris. I love the first 3 - 4 W.A.S.P. albums, but they definitely went down hill after Electric Circus.

Author:	flexodus [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:33 pm ]
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This is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen. Every time he opens his mouth to sing the chorus it looks like he's yawning. Makes me pretty ashamed for liking 80s vest metal.

Author:	TheUglySoldier [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:45 pm ]
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My Dad is a film/video editor, he can't NOT watch stuff without commenting on the way that kinda thing is handled. Suffice to say, whenever I see a video clip using wipes like this and stuff, I have to show him. He wants to die when I do.

Author:	DeadXManiac [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:59 am ]
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Oh god that cringe worthy.

Author:	Rocka_Rollas [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:52 am ]
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HAhaha what the fuck this is the best thing I have heard in a long while. I really enjoy shitty music and this is totally up there with Hulk Hogans album

Author:	Rocka_Rollas [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:01 am ]
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To be fair I liked his singing, his voice sounds almost exactly like Ozzy. I can't imagine this was made seriously tho, it must be a joke.

Author:	Subrick [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:32 am ]
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Rocka_Rollas wrote: HAhaha what the fuck this is the best thing I have heard in a long while. I really enjoy shitty music and this is totally up there with Hulk Hogans album Randy Savage. Hogan never made an album.

Author:	Ancient_Sorrow [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:49 am ]
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Oh deary me... I don't feel this is the kind of thread where actual analysis of the music at hand is particularly called for, and if it was, I'd say what I just said anyway.

Author:	Aeonblade [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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Subrick wrote: Rocka_Rollas wrote: HAhaha what the fuck this is the best thing I have heard in a long while. I really enjoy shitty music and this is totally up there with Hulk Hogans album Randy Savage. Hogan never made an album. Oh really? That song was terrible. I do feel a little bad for Chris though, he looks totally burnt out.

Author:	Subrick [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:12 pm ]
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Oh god, I forgot about that.

Author:	FredSanford [ Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:57 pm ]
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Randy is in that band Where Angels Suffer with Chris (or was?). He also has a band called Animal.

Author:	Wombface [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:12 am ]
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Mormon Moron... Certainly in contention for song title of the year.

Author:	Acrobat [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:50 am ]
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It's like Chris Holmes's tribute to Jan Terri. I'm kinda worried that this image of Chris Holmes is going to come into my head when I next listen to The Headless Children. :/

Author:	Turner [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:01 am ]
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hahahaha, this is great!! he's got that toothless hick look down pat, with the toothlessness and the denim and tatts. also the singing and lyrics are great. this is the ultimate 30-year booze, drugs and depression song

Author:	Element_man [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:36 am ]
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I woke up this morning with the chorus of this song stuck in my head.

Author:	~Guest 282118 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:14 am ]
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That was..... Embarrasing. Seriously, utterly, and disgustingly embarrasing. Really, this guy is far past his prime.

Author:	Necroticism174 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:22 am ]
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He should collaborate with Geoff Tate.

Author:	I_Am_Vengeance [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:09 am ]
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All of the most washed up metal guys should form a band, it'd be hilarious.

Author:	Subrick [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:44 am ]
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I_Am_Vengeance wrote: All of the most washed up metal guys should form a band, it'd be hilarious. Axl Rose, Chris Holmes, Don Dokken, Paul Di'Anno, and everyone in Skid Row that stayed after Sebastian Bach left just making music that'll be played in retirement homes as the orderlies change their bedpans.

Author:	soul_schizm [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:13 pm ]
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Turner wrote: hahahaha, this is great!! he's got that toothless hick look down pat, with the toothlessness and the denim and tatts. also the singing and lyrics are great. this is the ultimate 30-year booze, drugs and depression song Hehe, yeah.

Author:	soul_schizm [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:16 pm ]
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LOL, he's even got the green screen behind him because he wanted to add some cool background. But fuck it, just put it out with nothing.

Author:	Rocka_Rollas [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:34 am ]
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Where the fuck was Phlithy?! I mean they have a electronic drumset there but there's only Chris and Joan Jett or who the fuck it was. Did Philthy pass out right before entering the film set?

Author:	Opus [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:14 am ]
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Rocka_Rollas wrote: Where the fuck was Phlithy?! I mean they have a electronic drumset there but there's only Chris and Joan Jett or who the fuck it was. Watcha on about? Joan Jett is still hot! And I feel too embarrassed to even comment on the OT.