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Metal newbie

Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:32 pm
Posts: 56
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:24 pm 

j03 wrote:
Chainsaw Masturbation ~ I Ejaculated In Your Sons Eye And Forced Him To Lick My Anus While Getting Butt Fucked By Two Large Prison Inmates

wow. that's overly pretentious, but it takes my cake

Official Greeter of Broken Hills

Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
Posts: 13719
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:41 pm 

Has anyone mentioned JonBenet Ramsey?

I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia

You Miss Your Daughter As Much As I Miss Hearing Her Screams

I Want To Become One Of Those Vagina Doctors So I Can Say Molesting Girls Is My Occupation

You Can't Go To School Because You Are Too Busy Getting Raped By Your Father

And so on....
My collection
The Lions Den wrote:
Just vegan and faggots melo-tech-death for dad's fancy-ass. Fuck!!!

Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
Posts: 6883
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:46 pm 

That band may just be the winner for hilarious song titles. Really now, "Her Heart Is A Warm Place... For My Cock!"? :lol:

That said, we simply MUST include Necropedophilia. "The Delicate Process Of Inserting My Twelve Ton Penis Into Frodo's Ass" has some gems.

"Grandpa Gave Me A Japanese Vaginal Expander For X-mas"

"Enecephalic Gonorheaction By Turborectal Uranium Penetrator System 4509005"

"Six Pubic Monsters In A Tampon Tea Gathering"
failsafeman wrote:
Don't talk to Crick.
The_Beast_In_Black wrote:
Hehe, foreskins.

Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:40 pm
Posts: 97
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:31 am 

Joelsef wrote:
Me and my friend came up with this gem my band will be using for a song we haven't written yet:


Well, it was mainly your idea. I just came up with the "for satan" on the end.

Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 7:57 am
Posts: 22
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:04 am 

Goratory has a couple of noteworthy titles...


George Clinton And The 9 Year Old Gutter Slut
Your Mutha's A Lazy Eyed Chow Bearing Slut, But I Fucked Her Anyway

Guttural Secrete, as well


Torturous Impregnation by Fecalized Insemination
Gluttonous Portions of Intestinal Seepage
Sculpting Fragments of Mangled Cunt


Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:00 pm
Posts: 966
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:14 pm 

"Seth Putnam is Wrong About a Lot of Things but Seth Putnam is Right About You" - Total Fucking Destruction

"Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart of My Little Brother" - Charles Bronson

Charles Bronson has some sweet titles.


Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:20 pm
Posts: 1031
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:31 pm 

i will alway love you,,,,whitney Houston
...Oh, hear the thunder
Hear the voices
Hear the noise from hell
Demons, devils, dark spirits
From church horror tales
The hordes of dead roar...

Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:33 pm
Posts: 227
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:27 pm 

Catasexual Urge Motivation.

Winners include:

"He Shot Her Down and Ate Her Flesh, And Then He Said Excuse Me for Living, But I Preferred to Be Eaten Rather Than to Eat"

"After Beating Unconscious in a Deserted Street, I Bind Her Hands and Feet With Wire, Duct Tapes on Her Mouth and Places a Burlap Sack Over Her Head"

Gotta love engrish goregrind.
Reviews for Celtic Frost's Monotheist
"There is also a huge lack of UGH's and there are no fucking HEY's in this album."
Written by Skullhammer on May 21st, 2006


Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:25 pm
Posts: 666
Location: Wrexham, Wales
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:53 pm 

Another Meads of Asphodel one ''Falling with Lightning Rays Beamed through the Blazing Firmament Towards the Untented Burial Ground of Kharsag''

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