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Ferneyhough
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:10 am 
 

ironmaidens_666 wrote:

Vandal :durr:

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Cat III
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:13 pm 
 

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Hellish Crossfire by Iron Angel


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A Circle of Silent Screams by Holosade
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Abraxas1349
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:59 pm 
 

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Thors Hammers A Fate Worse than Death's album cover always makes me laugh no matter what version of it i come across. Low Budget and Hilarious

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:18 pm 
 

I dunno I'm kinda intrigued by that Holosade cover...
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Waltz_of_Ghouls
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:41 am 
 

That Iron Angel cover is glorious.
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Auch
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:43 pm 
 

Lich Coldheart wrote:


My favorite part of this is that there are two bands with such similar names and it's a decently long phrase - not just a word or two.

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DividerOfShadows
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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:10 am 
 

This band makes some odd choices while choosing their cover art.

Helmet - Strap It On

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Helmet - Betty

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Helmet - Seeing Eye Dog

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CradleOfBurzum, about the new Summoning album snippet, wrote:
I was hoping for some material that resembles closer to "Lugburz"


And I'm still hoping for Katy Perry to do another Christian album.


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stevetehgreate
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Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:51 pm
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Location: Greece
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:29 pm 
 

Found this abomination while randomly browsing:
E.F.R.O. - Drugs & Age Regression Hypnosis
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Necrobiotik
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Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:27 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:04 am 
 

Liked the Helmet-Betty cover. If i had a black metal band like Sacred Son i easily would choose this picture for an album cover.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:13 am 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Z ... uide/77120
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DeathfareDevil
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:20 am 
 

I have a soft spot for Axxis, middle of the road though they may be, and god knows their ridiculously over the top art for Utopia should grant them indefinite immunity, but I just noticed they put out an album last year with this horrible business gracing the cover:

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:23 am 
 

Wrong thread. This is for bad album covers, not excellent ones
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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:09 pm 
 

I really don't care how you feel about me mentioning this album cover in this very thread. Here we go: https://www.metal-archives.com/images/3 ... 7.jpg?3725

Seems completely unacceptable for an artwork except maybe for the most useless, meaningless and insignificant of wicked underground EP or demo tape. Seriously, it lacks talent, vision, taste, execution - just everything.


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at the gaytes
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:12 pm 
 

Cat III wrote:
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Looks like a distant brother from the demon on Morbid Visions.

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DividerOfShadows
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Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:58 pm
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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:15 am 
 

DecemberSoul wrote:
I really don't care how you feel about me mentioning this album cover in this very thread. Here we go: https://www.metal-archives.com/images/3 ... 7.jpg?3725

Seems completely unacceptable for an artwork except maybe for the most useless, meaningless and insignificant of wicked underground EP or demo tape. Seriously, it lacks talent, vision, taste, execution - just everything.


I know you said you don't care about how we feel about Si Monumentum's artwork, but it doesn't look that awful IMO. I guess they were going for "less is more" approach and decided to put an ugly cover to a (positively) ugly album.
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Earthcubed wrote:
CradleOfBurzum, about the new Summoning album snippet, wrote:
I was hoping for some material that resembles closer to "Lugburz"


And I'm still hoping for Katy Perry to do another Christian album.


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Woolie_Wool
Facets of Predictability

Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:56 pm
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:20 am 
 

DeathfareDevil wrote:
I have a soft spot for Axxis, middle of the road though they may be, and god knows their ridiculously over the top art for Utopia should grant them indefinite immunity, but I just noticed they put out an album last year with this horrible business gracing the cover:

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I love this.
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frostyj66
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:30 pm 
 

In Aeternum - Nuclear Armageddon

I don't know if this is just a bad scan but even so it's put together really badly - just random 'generic evil' elements smashed together. And that album title is next to invisible.

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tomcat_ha
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:57 pm 
 

looks almost like a tribute to born again

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stevetehgreate
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:34 pm 
 

Dinosaur Warfare - Legend of the Power Saurus - Victorius

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WOW, this is stupid even for Power Metal

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:30 pm 
 

Hell no, that cover is wonderful!

Also that Axxis cover has no business being here. It's the living embodiment of Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People
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Lucifurniture
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:49 am 
 

I'm a sucker for bad 80's photograph covers.

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MawBTS
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Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:16 am
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:53 am 
 

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I have a soft spot for Axxis, middle of the road though they may be, and god knows their ridiculously over the top art for Utopia should grant them indefinite immunity, but I just noticed they put out an album last year with this horrible business gracing the cover:


I thought the same, when I saw it.

It looks OK if you don't know anything about Axxis. Knowing what style of music they play, it's just retarded.

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Oddeye
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Joined: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:24 pm
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:54 pm 
 

stevetehgreate wrote:
Dinosaur Warfare - Legend of the Power Saurus - Victorius

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WOW, this is stupid even for Power Metal


Dude that is fucking awesome! Reminds me of Dino Riders :headbang:

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Necrobiotik
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Joined: Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:27 pm
Posts: 388
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:08 pm 
 

Oddeye wrote:
stevetehgreate wrote:
Dinosaur Warfare - Legend of the Power Saurus - Victorius

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WOW, this is stupid even for Power Metal


Dude that is fucking awesome! Reminds me of Dino Riders :headbang:

I can see the 80's spirit in there.

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idunnosomename
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Location: England
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:34 pm 
 

Oddeye wrote:
stevetehgreate wrote:
Dinosaur Warfare - Legend of the Power Saurus - Victorius

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WOW, this is stupid even for Power Metal


Dude that is fucking awesome! Reminds me of Dino Riders :headbang:


Yeah it's clearly so stupid it's awesome. Harness the Power!
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That E.F.R.O. shit up there though fucking hell. Who wants to listen to Canadian goregrind about grown ladies shitting themselves in diapers? Jesus Christ.

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idunnosomename
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:39 pm 
 

Lucifurniture wrote:
I'm a sucker for bad 80's photograph covers.

My lord these are glorious

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Necrobiotik
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:32 pm 
 

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Look at this vomit. Yuck...

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demonomania
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:21 pm 
 

That is, in fact, an awesome album cover.
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stevetehgreate
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:34 pm 
 

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From the Shadows-Not Forgotten
The weeb is strong with this one
EDIT:found something even better:
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From the Shadows-From the Shadows
Photoshop skills:100

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thrashinbatman
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:53 am 
 

Lucifurniture wrote:
I'm a sucker for bad 80's photograph covers.

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Isn't this ManOwaR? How is that not ManOwaR?

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Necrobiotik
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:13 pm 
 

demonomania wrote:
That is, in fact, an awesome album cover.

Yes,with a disgusting bonus inside.

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Necrobiotik
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:16 pm 
 

thrashinbatman wrote:
Lucifurniture wrote:
I'm a sucker for bad 80's photograph covers.

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Isn't this ManOwaR? How is that not ManOwaR?

This is 80's Immortal's Battles in the sauna.

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SkullFracturingNightmare
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:36 pm 
 

thrashinbatman wrote:
Lucifurniture wrote:
I'm a sucker for bad 80's photograph covers.

Isn't this ManOwaR? How is that not ManOwaR?

That's DudesOBattle
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Immerse
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:56 am 
 

Ahh,I love poorly drawn gore...(Spoiler because of size and gore)

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Holocaust/Storming_Blasphemy/17948

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DividerOfShadows
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:19 am 
 

^ That looks as if it were made by an angry 10-year-old whose mother forced him to go to Church on Sunday morning.
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Earthcubed wrote:
CradleOfBurzum, about the new Summoning album snippet, wrote:
I was hoping for some material that resembles closer to "Lugburz"


And I'm still hoping for Katy Perry to do another Christian album.


My Last.fm

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forestcorpse
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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:23 am 
 

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DecemberSoul
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:41 am 
 

forestcorpse wrote:
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That one is painful to look at. Whoever made it didn't even have the balls to give the "angel" an appearance that would match the scorched landscape. Merely put some burnt spots on the dress, but certainly not on her arm or face, god forbid :roll:

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DividerOfShadows
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:00 pm 
 

I dunno about you, guys, but these look pretty silly to me.

Vomitory - Raped in Their Own Blood

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Negură Bunget - Zîrnindu-să

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Earthcubed wrote:
CradleOfBurzum, about the new Summoning album snippet, wrote:
I was hoping for some material that resembles closer to "Lugburz"


And I'm still hoping for Katy Perry to do another Christian album.


My Last.fm

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:09 pm 
 

stevetehgreate wrote:
Dinosaur Warfare - Legend of the Power Saurus - Victorius

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WOW, this is stupid even for Power Metal


Spoiler: show
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This whole "l3l '80s!" aesthetic is getting so played out, and dumb shit like that is tugging on the noose.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:30 am 
 

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https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/S ... ove/696374
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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