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Supiluliuma
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:04 am 
 

Hey guys,

I am being dragged to a really shitty concert tomorrow. I am going because my lady wants to see Breaking Benjamin (barf)

Here are the other bands I must wade through before the headliner
Hollywood Undead (the worst of the worst)
Thousand Foot Krutch
10 years (their first album was good, haven't heard anything from them in years...only thing that may save me)
Powerman 5000 (fucking really?!)
Shaman's Harvest
I Prevail (best known for a Taylor Swift cover...this oughta be fantastic)

How do you guys survive shitty festivals? I know drinking yourself silly is an option, but any other ideas? Thanks bros, at least I get to see Defeated Sanity on Monday haha.

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lord_ghengis
Still Standing After 38 Beers... hic

Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:31 pm
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:09 am 
 

Smile smugly while standing in the corner, make a wanking motion to everyone as they walk in the entrance, boo the bands, the girlfriend will be turned on by your dominance.
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Supiluliuma
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:11 am 
 

lord_ghengis wrote:
Smile smugly while standing in the corner, make a wanking motion to everyone as they walk in the entrance, boo the bands, the girlfriend will be turned on by your dominance.


excellent, thank you ghengis. The only good thing is she can never bitch when I drag her to MDF and she has to stay for ALL the bands.

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Turner
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:04 am
Posts: 2247
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:19 am 
 

I only know of Powerman 5000 from that list, but I don't actually know what they sound like. I know the singer is Rob Zombie's brother and they were a thing just as nu-metal started out. If it's any consolation, I often find that music I don't in theory like sounds tolerable live, when you've got all these extra-musical things going on. Hope that helps lol!

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Supiluliuma
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:28 am 
 

Good point Turner,

Luckily, I got the tickets on a "special sale" for $10 which means I didn't waste that much money haha. Hopefully there is other stuff to do there to keep my sanity haha.

Thank you guys for the advice!

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~Guest 98976
Metal Pounder

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
Posts: 8000
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:54 am 
 

Be adventurous and tell her you're going to fuck her in the ass in the bathroom. She will be turned on by your dominance.

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ColeMiner
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:03 am
Posts: 132
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:57 am 
 

Dump her.

Shaman's Harvest did the theme song for Drew McIntyre which was kinda cool. Other bands might be intolerable and the crowd will probably be worse
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DeathRiderDoom
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:13 am 
 

Only solution: pound the beers, get drunk.
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InnesI
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Joined: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:19 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:49 am 
 

I think you have a bad attitude. I would go in with an open mind. I've been to several shows, for one reason or another, with bands I would never listen at home. But the live experience is often something different all together. I'm not saying I appreciated all of these bands live but at times I was pleasantly surprised. I have even thought some bands were amazing live but I still don't like them on record. Its not far fetched that you might actually have a good time. And if not for the bands so perhaps because of the company. So lay off the attitude and go with the flow. You might end up with a good evening.

Because as is right now you almost already decided its going to be shitty and no matter what happens that is probably how you'll feel regardless.


Supiluliuma wrote:
Hey guys,

I am being dragged to a really shitty concert tomorrow. I am going because my lady wants to see Breaking Benjamin (barf)

Here are the other bands I must wade through before the headliner
Hollywood Undead (the worst of the worst)
Thousand Foot Krutch
10 years (their first album was good, haven't heard anything from them in years...only thing that may save me)
Powerman 5000 (fucking really?!)
Shaman's Harvest
I Prevail (best known for a Taylor Swift cover...this oughta be fantastic)

How do you guys survive shitty festivals? I know drinking yourself silly is an option, but any other ideas? Thanks bros, at least I get to see Defeated Sanity on Monday haha.
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somefella
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Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:57 pm
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Location: Singapore
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:35 am 
 

Actually Powerman 5000 is great, and better than half the bands at MDF anyway. Don't play elitist when you have crappy taste, boy.

Seriously though, don't be such a dick. Asking you to watch bands isn't nearly the shittiest date a lady friend could ask you to do (theme parks, dancing lessons, or going to a nightclub come to mind), so man up. Whining about it on a forum is one of the least mature things to be doing about such a first-world problem. "omg guysss, my gf is making me go to see bands I do not like!!!"
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Erosion of Humanity
Destroyer of the Gods

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
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Location: over yon hill
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:30 am 
 

somefella wrote:
Actually Powerman 5000 is great, and better than half the bands at MDF anyway. Don't play elitist when you have crappy taste, boy.

Seriously though, don't be such a dick. Asking you to watch bands isn't nearly the shittiest date a lady friend could ask you to do (theme parks, dancing lessons, or going to a nightclub come to mind), so man up. Whining about it on a forum is one of the least mature things to be doing about such a first-world problem. "omg guysss, my gf is making me go to see bands I do not like!!!"


+1. Besides all that if you pout and cry like a little bitch (like you're doing now) you're girl will probably never look at you the same. My girl is into shit like top 40 radio and country music, you think I whine and cry when I take her to shows? Na, I put on my big boy pants and enjoy myself for her.
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By_Inheritance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:38 am
Posts: 574
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:35 am 
 

You remember all those times you took her to see underground porn grind gigs and she didn't complain once because she loved you. Do the same. Man up. The gig may be shitty, but if you like the girl, you just deal with it. That's life.

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novakm
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:52 pm
Posts: 311
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:15 am 
 

Don't go there and be a dick and complain and act miserable the whole time. 1. That's a shitty thing to do and could ruin a good time for her 2. She might find comfort in the arms of a person that listens to "normal" music and isn't some elitist music fan that posts complaints on a metal forum lol

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Necroghast
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:43 pm
Posts: 587
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:31 am 
 

Serioulsy man, I hope your relationship is more important to you than your "sanity"
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iamntbatman
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Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:55 am
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Location: Tyrn Gorthad
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:41 am 
 

Man up, dump your girlfriend, and listen to Bolt Thrower.
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