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| Author: | ManOfTheKing [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:24 pm ] |
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j03 wrote: Chainsaw Masturbation ~ I Ejaculated In Your Sons Eye And Forced Him To Lick My Anus While Getting Butt Fucked By Two Large Prison Inmates
wow. that's overly pretentious, but it takes my cake |
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| Author: | MikeyC [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:41 pm ] |
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Has anyone mentioned JonBenet Ramsey? I Caught A Girl Playing On My Lawn So I Rubbed A Cheese Grater Against Her Genitalia You Miss Your Daughter As Much As I Miss Hearing Her Screams I Want To Become One Of Those Vagina Doctors So I Can Say Molesting Girls Is My Occupation You Can't Go To School Because You Are Too Busy Getting Raped By Your Father And so on.... |
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| Author: | Crick [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:46 pm ] |
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That band may just be the winner for hilarious song titles. Really now, "Her Heart Is A Warm Place... For My Cock!"? 
That said, we simply MUST include Necropedophilia. "The Delicate Process Of Inserting My Twelve Ton Penis Into Frodo's Ass" has some gems. "Grandpa Gave Me A Japanese Vaginal Expander For X-mas" "Enecephalic Gonorheaction By Turborectal Uranium Penetrator System 4509005" "Six Pubic Monsters In A Tampon Tea Gathering" |
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| Author: | Dudeeemadudbomb [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:31 am ] |
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Joelsef wrote: Me and my friend came up with this gem my band will be using for a song we haven't written yet:
EXUDING MALODOROUS GASSES FROM THE RECTUM FOR SATAN Well, it was mainly your idea. I just came up with the "for satan" on the end. |
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| Author: | Lord_Vile [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:04 am ] |
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Goratory has a couple of noteworthy titles... ex. George Clinton And The 9 Year Old Gutter Slut Your Mutha's A Lazy Eyed Chow Bearing Slut, But I Fucked Her Anyway Guttural Secrete, as well ex. Torturous Impregnation by Fecalized Insemination Gluttonous Portions of Intestinal Seepage Sculpting Fragments of Mangled Cunt |
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| Author: | 206 [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:14 pm ] |
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"Seth Putnam is Wrong About a Lot of Things but Seth Putnam is Right About You" - Total Fucking Destruction "Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart of My Little Brother" - Charles Bronson Charles Bronson has some sweet titles. |
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| Author: | hellhippie [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:31 pm ] |
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i will alway love you,,,,whitney Houston |
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| Author: | frigidpony [ Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:27 pm ] |
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Catasexual Urge Motivation. Winners include: "He Shot Her Down and Ate Her Flesh, And Then He Said Excuse Me for Living, But I Preferred to Be Eaten Rather Than to Eat" "After Beating Unconscious in a Deserted Street, I Bind Her Hands and Feet With Wire, Duct Tapes on Her Mouth and Places a Burlap Sack Over Her Head" Gotta love engrish goregrind. |
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| Author: | cymruambythwxm [ Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:53 pm ] |
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Another Meads of Asphodel one ''Falling with Lightning Rays Beamed through the Blazing Firmament Towards the Untented Burial Ground of Kharsag'' |
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