| 1. | Where's There's Love | 01:54 | Show lyrics |
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| 2. | I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came with a Knife in the Back | 01:54 | Show lyrics |
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| 3. | Duct Tape and Death Threats | 01:39 | Show lyrics |
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| 4. | The Fine and Subtle Art of Deception | 02:21 | Show lyrics |
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| 5. | I Already Have Enough Friends (Take Two) | 02:31 | Show lyrics |
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| 6. | Like You Didn't Hear Me the First Time | 01:57 | Show lyrics |
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| 7. | Love Is like a Mouth Full of Broken Glass | 02:02 | Show lyrics |
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| 8. | You Like Knife Play? I Love Knife Play! | 01:23 | Show lyrics |
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| 9. | You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (and Not One Bullet Less) | 02:05 | Show lyrics |
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| 10. | Forgiveness Isn't as Much Fun as Holding a Grudge | 01:39 | Show lyrics |
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| 11. | Broken Hearts Don't Hurt as Much as Broken Bones | 02:27 | Show lyrics |
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| 12. | Bitterness Is a Beautiful Thing | 02:32 | Show lyrics |
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| 13. | She Didn't Look like She Had a Disease | 01:55 | Show lyrics |
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| 14. | It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself | 02:04 | Show lyrics |
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| 15. | Who Said Alcohol and Handguns Didn't Go Great Together? | 01:32 | Show lyrics |
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| 16. | Revenge (My Part Time Lover) | 01:28 | Show lyrics |
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| 17. | Nothing Says "Party" like Her Head on a Stick | 02:14 | Show lyrics |
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| Original line-up | |
| Band members | |
| Cook | Bass |
| Mike | Vocals, Samples |
| Steven | Guitars |
| Collin | Drums |
| Guest/Session | |
| Jamie King | Guitars (additional) (track 12) |
| Dr. Extremis Melodius | Vocals (clean) (track 13) |
| Miscellaneous staff | |
| Jamie King | Producer, Mixing, Mastering |
| Katie | Cover model |
| Matthew H. Rudzinski | Mixing, Producer |
| Jacob Bigham | Design, Layout |
| Mt J Horde | Music on "Duct Tape & Death Threats", "She Didn't Look Like She Had a Disease" |
| Original line-up | |
| Jamie King | Guitars (additional) (track 12) |
| Dr. Extremis Melodius | Vocals (clean) (track 13) |
| Original line-up | |
| Jamie King | Producer, Mixing, Mastering |
| Katie | Cover model |
| Matthew H. Rudzinski | Mixing, Producer |
| Jacob Bigham | Design, Layout |
| Mt J Horde | Music on "Duct Tape & Death Threats", "She Didn't Look Like She Had a Disease" |
Limited to:
- 150 copies on double vortex with red smoke vinyl
- 100 copies on black smoke vinyl with red/white splatter
- 50 copies on bloody pinwheel vinyl
- 25 copies on mystery vinyl