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Avantasia, Scorpions, Edguy, Scars On Broadway,Diablo Swing Orchestra, Van Canto, Helloween, Arryan Path, Ambehr, Ozzy Osbourne, Manowar, Sonata Arctica, KYPCK, Buckethead, Lich King, Los Lobos, Ýïèäåìèÿ, Ðåàíèìàöèÿ

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LICH KING - BLACK METAL SUCKS

Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down
Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell
Making mommy mad, cause that's original
If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go
Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?
Black metal sucks
Careful not to smear your makeup
You suck
goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed
Black metal sucks
Auuuuuuuuuugh What?
You suck

Black Forest of Despair, taking photos of the band
Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land
Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate
When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound
Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound
Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract
From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
Black metal sucks
You know what dude, you look like a schmuck
You suck
Singer sounds like a wounded duck
Black metal sucks
I'd rather listen to... us
You suck

You know how I know you look like a fool?
Lich King rules
We're the best band and we're super cool
We rule
Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool
Thrash is the rule

LORDI - DEVIL IS A LOOSER

You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bills is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise you couldn't keep
You had it all - You lost more
It's all there in the fee

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
1st you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
Get on get on down
there's hell to pay 'cause

The devil is a loser and he's my bitch
For better or for worse and you don't care which
The devil is a loser and he's my bitch
Runnin' into trouble you skitch
He's my bitch

You wanted riches and license to kill
You got poverty and then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
All your dreams unfulfilled
I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
No-one got killed but that's no excuse
Hands up, I let you know when it's done
I've got the only gun

And there were no refunds
Just failing guarantees
"Confess your sins, son"
Said the preacher on TV

You got yourself some greasepaint
Set of white and black
All you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back

ANTIDEMON - MALDITO LUCIFER

Era um anjo de luz
O mais belo lá do céu
A sua luz
refletia
O altíssimo Jeová

Mas a soberba o invadiu
E não mais se
controlou
Quis ser maior que o seu Deus
E do céu se rebelou

Maldito
lúcifer!

No diabo se tornou
Asqueroso e sem razão
A sua missão passou a
ser
Destruir a obra de Deus

Mas o seu fim só será
A maior destruição

O Rei da Luz que é Jesus
Já por fim o acorrentará!

TENACIOUS D - BEELZEBOSS

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
I am complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...

[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] ...To be your little bitch.

[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off challenge I've lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] Damn-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivate the lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D!
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fuckers!

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!

[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you can,complete the game!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!

A.W.A.S - YOUR CHOICE

Once there was peace and love all around. There was no evil and everything was fine. Once upon a time, one angel thought in his mind: I want to be almighty, almighty like God He was thrown out of heaven and became the Beast, The beast, that is called That's called: Satan. God taught man to love and to live. Satan seduced to sin, they have to die. Everyone lived in sin. Satan ruled over them But God sent his holy son, So you can get forgiveness of your sin. and so eternal live. He died for you and he died for me You can resist the beast and get a peaceful and holy live. Once you will go to heaven, and God will reward you thousand times. Do not trust Satan's word. He wants to seduce you. Fight with me, fight with us, live for Christ and spread his love. We are strong through Jesus Christ. At the end of time Satan will be thrown into eternal hell, everyone who didn't believe t will follow him. But you could live in heaven, together with the holy God. Where will you go? Said you yes, or said you no? Do you trust in Satan's lies, or do you live in Jesus Christ?

A.W.A.S - HOPE

Every day you live in sin, every day without sense Satan is your god, but soon he will rot There is fear in your eyes, if you think of what's after death Your intense hate, will bring you to hell If you'll not change, your senseless life, You'll suffer torment, in burning hell The evil one, he lies to you He doesn't tell you the truth Satan tells so many lies He has lost the paradise The evil one will never rise He will pay the price But there is still hope for You, 'cause god loves you, so much, that he sent his only son, who died for you upon the cross. He wants to set you free, Jesus is the rescue for everyone, you can be a child of god and get eternal life. Ugly Satan evil liar. Useless power against Jesus my Messiah. Your corps will rot. And vultures will drink your blood. You will burn in eternal fire. That is your end, Father of lies Your corpse will rot But God will still be God And I'm saved by Jesus Christ my messiah.