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ToeMentor's profile

Rank:
Metalhead 
Points:
183 
Full name:
Chris  
Gender:
Male 
Age:
22 
Country:
New Zealand 
Homepage:
http://almostlookedhuman.tumblr.com/ 
Favourite metal genre(s):
Doom. Black. Death. 
Comments:
 

Metal pl0x.
I'm not one for Deathcore, Industrial (martial industrial doesn't count), or Gothic, thanks.


I write all o' my reviews when I'm drunk. So, with that said though; have a sort of scale as to what the score is in comparison to whatever I think it to be. Or something.

1-40: Might as well be the military history of France. (Not including Charlemagne or Napoleon before Russia happened.) Poor. Bad. Terrible. Woeful. Other synonyms for sad.

41-60: It's a solid enough attempt but doesn't quite make impressions upon you. You'll probably listen to it once, and not again for a few months or so.

61-80: It's a good-quality album and it's bound to give you a good time. A B+ Player.

81-89: A serious contender for the heavyweight championship. Might as well jut be one of your favourite albums of the year. If not, it'll have your favourite moment in it.

90-100: It is an extremely high-quality piece of audio gold. It has the precision of a German warmachine. It's the piece-d'-risantance, a magnum opus. etc, etc.


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