MetalStrikesDown's profile

Favorite Genres: Death, Thrash, Power (not that pussy shit), Viking, Folk, Death/Thrash, Death/Black, Symphonic Black, small amounts of Progressive

Things that I believe
- Every movie with Denzel Washington in it is good, he could play Hitler in a movie and it would still be good..
- Every death metal band must accomplish the goal of getting one random ass bass line in a song before the end of their career.
- It is quite stupid when people say "It's not that bad" in the title of their review and give it a 50%. That means it is horrible because it is half of what you could have given it idiots, also known as a FAILING grade.


My first review went up on April 7th, 2008, I don't think I am a horrible or great reviewer, decide for yourself. Basically the reason I am writing reviews now is because BastardHead convinced me that if I tried I could write good reviews. I know reviewing on this site will make me listen to albums I know I enjoy thoroughly and really listen to them closely and review them. I will scrutinize the best that I can and listen as deeply as possible to make the best reviews.

I was banned from the forums, for being an idiot and I trolled, I was banned from the whole site at first but a mod was extremely nice and let me back on the main site. So if you want to contact me email me, I don't know why you would want to contact me though.

Grading Scale:
I use the basic grading scale I had in school
100 - One of the best albums I have ever heard.
99-90 - Extremely good, if you don't check it out you will die
89-80 - Still very good, still has potential, worth listening to for sure
79-70 - Just average, nothing to be giddy about but quality metal
69-60 - I won't throw these albums in the dumpster just yet, might like in future
59-30 - Large range here means probably will never like in the future, stay away unless you have a bad taste in music
29-10 - Meh
9-1 - If an album gets a single digit score from me you know they really suck
0 - Did I just listen to music?