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Come visit my review blog! Things I post here, non metal reviews, and editorials. Plus I show pictures of titties occasionally. I buy a case of beer for each 1000th hit! READ MY SHIT LOOK AT TITTIES WIN BEER!

http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/

Hate mail, feedback, requests, praise, marriage proposals, porn, death threats, spam, and goatse can be sent to me at bastardhead828@yahoo.com


Point is, name's Mike Henn, and I have been cursed with one of the most unmetal last names the world has ever seen. So far, my only claim to fame would be my reviews here and the time I stuck my tongue to the flagpole in eighth grade (don't ask). So as such, I spend most of my free time reviewing here on the Metal Archives. Why? Mainly because it helps me pass the time in my banal existence, and gives me an excuse to listen to more metal than necessary. Avid readers may notice a striking similarity between some of my writings and videogame reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. It's no coincidence, I take a lot of cues from him, he's really a genius. I've caught myself using a couple of his jokes, but my mention of him right here should hopefully balance all of that out. Check out his stuff at www.fullyramblomatic.com

Also, I am indeed close friends with MetalStrikesDown here, so any similarities between our writings is probably just an inside joke that we both used.

I am just as upset about the lack of classics and abundance of bullshit in my collection as you are.


ONCE AGAIN FOR TITTIES AND BEER AND STUFF I SAY
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/