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How much more over the top can you get? Terasbetoni are a Finnish band playing heavy, hard rockin’ power metal that seems specifically catered to serve as anthems for hockey games or something. With every single song on this thing, I can only picture a bunch of dudes skating out from sweat-drenched locker rooms, determined looks on their faces, hockey sticks at the ready, pumped up and about to dominate the opposition with everything they have! This is the most unequivocally manly, sportsmanlike and anthemic stuff out there. It’s tailored to get you up pumping those fists and shouting along – except that the lyrics are in Finnish, so you’re fucked if you don’t know that language. The cheese is gloriously exuberant.
The formula is basically crisp, clear guitars, militaristic drums and huge, belting choruses delivered by the deepest, richest Finnish accent you’ve ever heard. The songs are all pretty short, and I’d be lying if I said there was a ton of variety. Some songs start slower or have a little bit faster tempos, but they’re pretty much all in the same vein, like a vitriolic AC/DC on crack. That’s seriously the best description – a vitriolic AC/DC on crack. It’s almost self-parodic, how these guys write songs…it’s like they have a generator or something that just creates these huge choruses and military styled drum beats. Apply liberally, stir a bit, and there you go; your very own heavy rocking sports fan anthem.
The production on this is wonderful, as clear as a whistle and heavier than a bag full of anvils, and especially the vocalist sounds great – he’s right at the front of the mix, and he takes the responsibility with the balls of a mountain lion, completely energized and power-hungry, never faltering even one bit. I guarantee you that the first time you hear this album, you will be floored by the electrical surge-like power spewed out by the first four songs. These first four tracks are just great, and exemplify many things that make metal such a wonderful genre. The riffs gallop and stomp away, the singing is loud and powerful and the hooks are clad in iron.
Now, I’ve heard this one and also the band’s debut album and I notice that their main problem is that they just can’t keep up the momentum for a whole album. They always have a few songs at the beginning that hit like gale-force winds, but then the formula gets a little bit stale later on, and the energy becomes tiring. They mean well, but let’s face it: Terasbetoni’s formula is not one that lends itself to repeated listens, nor is it one that will hold up if repeated for too long. This is music to be played on a song-by-song basis, and while individual songs will please your ears, a whole album of the same anthemic choruses and stomping arena riffs gets kind of old. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t blast this album the next time you or someone you know is in a sports match and in dire need of some reinforcement. Turn it up to 11 and start hollering along the best you can. It’s fun music at heart and that’s the best way to take it.
Originally written for http://www.metalcrypt.com
Teräsbetoni have had a fairly prolific start to their career, now releasing their 3rd CD in only their 5th year as a band. Sticking to the blueprint that has won them a fair degree of early plaudits, 'Myrskyntuoja' will not feature anything to surprise a listener of their previous 2 releases, but is rather a sure and steady continuation of their established sound. Perhaps a little faster than its immediate predecessor 'Vaadimme metallia', the CD is overall a similar affair driven by chunky riffs rather than lead guitar and simple-yet-prominent, often militaristic drumming.
The obvious focal point for the band is still the distinctive, raspy vocals of Jarkko Ahola, best remembered by some for his brief time fronting compatriots Dreamtale (which should come as no surprise considering the entire population of Finland must have been in that band at some point), but the key factor that distinguishes Teräsbetoni from many of their competitors on the European power metal scene is their stylistic choice to sing in their native Finnish.
For Finnish listeners it will be a welcome change to hear one of their many resident metal bands taking the bold step of not conforming to the must-sing-in English maxim, while for those to whom the complex language is alien it will most likely be a divisive topic.
From my personal point of view, and though it probably wouldn't be far from the truth to say it is treating the band like something of a gimmick, the uniqueness afforded to Teräsbetoni by their linguistic choice is one of the biggest parts of their appeal. I remember Tony Kakko saying in an interview a few years ago that one of the reasons he did not sing his Sonata Arctica lyrics in Finnish was that it wasn't exactly the most beautiful of languages, but there is definitely something intriguing about the tongue-twisting, multi-syllable words and guttural delivery. Though having to rely on catchy riffs and vocal melodies rather than choruses to keep track of the songs, hearing the rolling R's and throaty enunciation of vowels by Ahola (with the odd bit of assistance from guitarist Arto Järvinen) is a steady source of fascination, and adds an extra dimension to the songs.
Similar to how Vio-lence fans probably find themselves screaming unintelligible noises along to the insane, incomprehensible vocals of Sean Killian, I'm sure I'll not be the only one who makes stupid attempts to keep up with Ahola and gets caught finding mispronounced English phrases in the songs. I'm pretty sure "Orjakaleeri - we had sold the car" is not really how "Orjakaleeri" ("Slave galley") is supposed to go, but I'll be damned if I can stop myself from singing it like that now.
But even leaving aside the attraction of Teräsbetoni being a foreign language band (it's not like they are the only one not to sing in English, after all), their real success comes from their knack for writing uncomplicated, memorable heavy metal tunes. The sharp, punchy music and the uplifting vocal melodies ensure there is never a dull moment, and Ahola's superb voice is a constant joy to behold. The galloping Eurovision entry "Missa iehet ratsastaa" and the dominant "Metallin voima" are among the standouts in a tracklist that is a model of consistency.
Never the most original of bands by any stretch of the imagination, Teräsbetoni nonetheless remain fresh-sounding and creative – whether this is down to the lingual device or not is uncertain and essentially immaterial. The songs they have written are powerful and crisp enough in their own right that it doesn't matter what the main selling point is, just that the CD comes with a sound recommendation.
(Originally written for http://www.metalcdratings.com/)