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Obviously, this is gonna be a short one, I've only got so much to work with here.
But it's all so goddamned awesome.
Really, Spoiled Identity is the latest EP from the crossover supergroup and contenders for the Best Band Name Ever award, Iron Reagan. Sporting thirteen tracks and clocking in at a whopping five whole minutes, this whole ordeal just never takes its foot off the gas. And, in a testament to how blistering and straightfoward and to-the-point the whole album is. I'm gonna do something a little different, something to give y'all some insight as to how I write reviews. After this next sentence, I'm going to finish this review in the time it takes for this EP to finish. In five minutes, the rest of it will be done.
START THE TIMER!
Basically if you were a fan of Municipal Waste's first full length, Waste 'em All, you're gonna find more of the same here, with some added punkiness a la M.O.D. and the other assorted acronyms you all know so well. Foresta's vocals are at their most vicious here, with the lyrics being as inconsequential as always, if steeped in politics and violence like always. Really, this is just the logical continuation of Worse than Dead, so if you dug that album as much as I did, you're going to be more than satisfied with Spoiled Identity. In fact, I'm blown away that what is essentially a collection of throwaway microsongs can still end up being so intense, memorable, and well executed. I mean really, only three songs are longer than thirty seconds, with one of them (the best one, "Cops Don't Like Me") having a nine second sample to start it off.
There's a surprising amount of variety here, from the hyperblasting one-note insanity of "Your Kid's an Asshole", to the deep death metal vocal stylings of "I Spit on Your Face/Grave", and the punky melody of "Cops Don't Like Me". It's a five minute burst of thrash/punk insanity and there's only so much that can logically be said about it.
Time's up, album's over, it's great, go get it, it's free.
Originally written for Lair of the Bastard