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Enbilulugugal - Noizemongers for GoatSerpent

They Hope You Fucking Hate It! - 0%

Scissors, January 29th, 2006

Enbilulugugal caught my eye with their unique name. They also had a cool image, so I thought I’d check them out. I figured it wasn’t too bad spending four bucks on a band I’d never heard. I was wrong! This is utter shit! You should be payed to listen to this! I have seriously never heard something so awful, and it really ruined my view of music for a little while. I almost vomited when I listened to them. Yes, it’s that bad. There is absolutely no organization to this! This is not music, this is noise! It sounds like a couple of guys got together, one banged random drums in a random order, another twanged random strings in a random order, and the third screeched random screeches in a random order! Complete chaos! There is no beat, rhythm, melody, harmony, or anything that constitutes MUSIC here. It’s the most immature piece of garbage I’ve ever had the displeasure of laying my ears on. Please save yourselves from this hell; heed my warning! There is nothing here for you to enjoy! Enbilulugugal states, “We hope you fucking hate it!” They get a zero for musical ability, but 100 for accomplishing their goal.