I would review Agent Steel's Omega Conspiracy, but Im not all that proficient when it comes to Speed Metal, so I'll leave it to someone who has some experience in the field.

cathedral and raven i can do. sorry about yesterday i was dead to the world. imagika i might be able to dl, and spawn of posession looks like a go as well. that highlord will get a high score, with some decent verbal fellation. that is all.

@penis

Thanks a lot for the Nuclear Death reviews man!

@all

Some reviews for Penumbra's albums would be nice as well... I'll add mine when I decide to write them, but I'd like to see other peoples' opinions on their albums.

more reviews needed for :

Whiplash - Insult To Injury
Brimstone - Carving A Crimson Career

i cannot find any taramis or steel vengeance, at all.

don't see any Torgeist reviews yet..kind of odd considering the "Black Legions" status

Two words: Celtic Frost

14 reviews for their whole discography, and half of them unfairly critical. Surely they deserve more positive recognition than people have given them thus far.

Watain needs some reviews especially their new album "Casus Luciferi"

See: Hellhammer

I would really like to see Outcast by Kreator reviewed, that's the only Kreator album that's not reviewed. Thanks.

y'know what a coincidence i was going to review that album

There are no Disembowelment reviews

Something must be done.. i'll dig out my old tape of "Transcendence..." tomorrow and make an attempt to describe it's crushing greatness.

Done.

But fuck me, it had not one, but TWO mistakes. Doesn't it just make the mods pregnant with aids, that I've made a mistake in a review quite a few times, and later corrected it. I've read them all at least twice before submitting, apparently I don't seem to notice my own mistakes, and I've never submitted one while drunk.

One of the mods seems to be very sharp when it comes to spelling/grammar. I believe I was given 5 points for Dismember's Like an Everflowing Stream. All I did was correcting "Vader wishes they were this memorable" to "Vader wish they were this memorable", and my points increased. Congratulations, you beat my English teacher.

Actually, I give 5 points indiscriminately to any review I accept; edit or otherwise

At first, I kinda thought you were the busy ant checking the spelling, but you turned out to be a really lazy bastard. Watch out, I'm a point-whore - now I'm just gonna resubmit all my reviews without fixing anything.

Did you hear that, point-whores?

Just reviewed Deströyer 666's Unchain the Wolves. More people should review D666.

More people should review Rage - Perfect Man


(THANK YOU UB. I cant fucking stop listening to this album, this has to be the catchiest Speed Metal album ever.)

Hellhammer were good, But celtic frost were (ARE! ) better.



I'll do them right after celtic frost. What is your favourite album by them? Destroyer 666 that is.

Heh, thats the reason why I try not to re-write my reviews... Is there something we can write at the bottom such as (Just an edit) which would be deleted so we do not get the points? Or do you simply not care, as long as they have indeed been altered.

Unchain, definitely. Brings the epicness so hard.

Awesome reviews, Pyrus, as usual. Damn you, now I have to buy Unchain The Wolves because of you!

Then my work here is done. *disappears in a puff of shedded Jewfro*

Whoa. I gotta learn how to do that

Attention! More people needed for bashing In Flames' Colony. It's got 10 reviews, and none of them is really bashing it. So I had to listen to the mp3s, and yes, it makes me wish I was born deaf.

Wow, that review was excellent, pyrus. I already own the album, but maybe I need a second copy of it!

Next on my list of albums for you to review is Pheonix Rising... Inparticular, I'd really like to know what you think of 'I Am The Wargod' and 'Lone Wolf Winter'. To me, they are PR's versions of 'G to G' and Unchain the Wolves'. ie, Epic as fuck. Ofcourse you could share your opinions on the forum, but hey, i'm sure you could spare another 3 or so hours writing another review

I already did those albums.



Joking, of course, we could always use more D666 reviews.

Glad you liked my review, man. I don't actually own Phoenix; I've listened to it a couple times, and found it not as impressive as Unchain. Still damn good, though. I'll try and borrow my friend's copy.

Cold Steel is coming up eventually. First, however, I'm FINALLY going to do that Torture Squad album. And then maybe Bruce Dickinson's Chemical Wedding, and Forbidden's Twisted Into Form.

I may review Devoted To Satan and the split with Vlad Tepes (as soon as I get it, ordered it today)... but I first I have to wait for my new record player to arrive.

Has anyone heard Ballistic - Ballistic? It was probably my highlight of '03 and would very much like to hear what others think about it.

Sorry if I am abusing this thread or just generally becoming a nuisance.

I'd like to see some Pantokrator reviews if anyone has the time.

Trouble need more than 3 reviews.

mocking the philanthropist on lockdown

I'd like to see Emit (England) added to the bands list. Maybe a review of "the dark bleeding"

This thread should be a sticky. It's on top all the time anyway, so why not? Although this is the first time I've ever looked at it...

What the dribbling fuck are you on about?

I reviewed Castrate The Redeemer anyway

Good idea... done!

Aww, the 'these bands deserve more reviews' thread didn't get that honour

I'd like to see some Arckanum reviews, cause I was surprised to see that there is none.

umm i have a public apology to make, even though it's spring break for me i've been really sick, and haven't had enough energy to sit down and write some stuff. so sorry all i'm just now getting better so i might be able to write some. so again sorry to all awaiting reviews. oh and don't mind that war at the warfield review, that thing wrote itself.