I've had reebok shoes for over 6 years. They're great, not just b-bop shoes.

Ok, some old stuff and new, is remarkable the amount of hair lost in the past 15 years
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Me circa 1998 with my girlfriend who is my wife nowdays
and here with some friends
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the whole clan
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and playing bass guitar for a non metal band as guest
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I don't think I've ever shown my face here before so... BEHOLD!

Here's me at Coffee Land in Baltimore, during last year's MDF, showing off my sick guns:


And a more recent picture, chillin' with the house kitty in my bright orange sweater (it's spring time, doncha know?):


red_blood_inside: you look like you have a wonderful family!

In deed I have, the twins are 6 and the girl is 2 and a half now (shes my baby, and I wont let her out until she´s 24 ok? jhaha)
Santiago, wants for christmas a drum kit haha, perhaps the next frost?

I went and saw Master play last night in a small gig in Arizona (amazing show even if I was a bit tired after staying up all day and going in to work in the morning) , but I've got to meet and talk with Paul Speckmann for a bit, he was a pretty funny dude.

My buddy came in to town this weekend and decided to dredge up this photo from my birthday party last year, almost exactly a year ago to this weekend.



Yeah so that's me, I'm pretty sure that was right before I passed out, can't really remember all that well.

Nicely done, that's almost exactly a year to the date of the last time I got vomit-inducingly drunk (my 23rd birthday; much crazier than my 21st by some bizarre twist of fate.)

Three turds.

:3

I like how the top one is scowling at you. You piss in his cereal or something?

OMG, is that my cat? You stole Teemu!

We just woke up.

Couldn't be Teemu, because my cat probably holds his tail a lot weirder than yours.

Such poser cats you have Wombat...and by that I mean, they're posing purrfectly (sorry) for the camera.

Puns forever.

This almost calls for an official "Cat Ladies of Metal Archives" thread. ...Almost.

Dude, why make a thread when you can publish a lame book?

It wouldn't have to be lame. There could be glossy double-page spreads in black and white of tossle-haired metal heads brewing some steaming coffee, someone else's band shirt hanging tantalizingly off a post-coital body. Or lounging abed with their turds, smiling beautifully in the wall mirror, one hand rumpling the covers as the drowsy metal head gets their turds to chase a wrinkled tie. It could be quite dreamy. There could be outdoor shots, too. Bathrobes and swords. I'm not opposed to this.

Well since we're at it. This is Bantam:

You misspelled Batman.

No, he meant Bantam. That's a photo of the guy at Bantam who's publishing this book.

Since I've spent a week in the countryside, got some pics.

The shorter hair is starting to settle in better I see 'Toine?

Those pics make me miss the northwoods. Already looking forward to heading up to the Wisconsin/UP border and my friend's cabin in two weeks...

This is already my 2nd haircut! I don't think I'll go back to the long hair style any time soon. I'm growing the beard instead!

Haha second already? Still can't grow a beard, only goatees

Two turds recharging their solar batteries for more napping energy

Diggin' the DBZ hoodie! Don't hide your power level, dammit!

Me and the Gnu:



Sorry it's blurry, it didn't look like it was that bad when I took it, stupid selfie mode.

Goddamn man, I could have sworn it looked better on your phone's photo preview.

Just incase any of you were wondering: No, you weren't radder than me in 2nd grade.




"I wear your sunglasses at work, because you left them unattended..."
(This is me in another man's cubicle. I'm not a father or a Kentucky fan)

Glad people are adopting my habit of referring to cats as turds.

I fucking love those turds.

Warm Sunday in the park

Where do you even GET a geisha's umbrella? You're so chic.

I'm not sure, my girlfriend just made a pair of them show up at our house one day. Parasols are great.

The place where we all can get geisha wear: http://www.ebay.com/bhp/geisha-umbrella

Hahahha I love both those responses. You've got a gift man, you're photogenic beyond belief. Even your dog understands a cool pose.

All a man can do is try. Though you, good sir, are obviously well versed in pimping a cubicle. One thing that's absolutely certain is that you were radder than me in 2nd grade. You weren't lying. That's certifiable, and should be notarized and filed. Though the thought of skateboarding in overalls makes me feel instantly way too hot.

Damn starmere, can you teach me to be that sexy?

Proof that what terrifies and drives insane mere mortal men (such as myself) is the kind of shit DeathRiderDoom just stares down and gives the what-for:

LOL they definitely handed me that thing seconds before the photo was taken. I showed it to a friend of mine and the first thing she said was "Did you use L.A. Looks to spike your hair up?" And I had to laugh because I absolutely did. So much of that goop.

Edit: Whoa, I thought I knew what DRD looked like. He has tired eyes. All those nights filled with thick rails and thicker ladybois I guess!

RAD DUDE LICENSE REVOKED