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Rattus
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:41 am 
 

^ I use McAfee, but then again I got a wicked deal on it. 40% off at a Grand & Toy closing sale.

Also, some weirdo sent this to me on OkCupid. I have literally never even talked to him before at all and he's already judging me. :lol:

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President Satan

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:48 am 
 

Call off the search, you've found the one!

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:13 pm 
 

Maybe that's just his way of flirting. You'll never know unless you talk him.
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henkkjelle
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:21 pm 
 

But he is a 80% match! Statistics don't lie. Do iiiiit.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:30 pm 
 

Perhaps he too shares a love for ethnic Arabian music.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:01 pm 
 

Aziz Ansari's interpretation of OkCupid: "I wanna fuck something tonight!"
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:14 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
Maybe that's just his way of flirting. You'll never know unless you talk him.
Subrick wrote:
Perhaps he too shares a love for ethnic Arabian music.

Subrick, are you "Mastercraft411", and trying to wingman yourself?
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:23 pm 
 

Har har, nope. I do not have an OKCupid account, nor do I find any use in online dating sites since nothing (good) usually ever comes from them I've found.
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I'm just perpetually annoyed by Sean William Scott and he's never been in a movie where I wasn't rooting for his head to sever by strange means.

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President Satan

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:39 pm 
 

You tend to get out of that site what you put into it. Some cities are better than others, but (as a guy) if you apply yourself and send lots of messages and optimize your profile to get a lot of exposure to high matches, it's not hard to get dates. I have used it and got a steady stream of dates. I think the trouble is that guys go into it not expecting it to require work, which it does. It is easy to be disheartened because things are stacked against you for various reasons (more men than women on the site, lots of creeps harassing women and poisoning the atmosphere) but that's the price to pay for being able to look for love in the comfort of your home.

As for meeting people through those sites that will become real relationships? I dunno. It seems to be as likely as it is with any other group of strangers you meet for what are essentially blind dates. Bars, dating sites; doesn't seem that different to me.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:50 pm 
 

My father met his current long-term partner through a dating site. So there's at least that.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:13 pm 
 

My aunt married her current man after they chatted on Yahoo for a while.
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The Great Fearmonger

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:38 pm 
 

Gypaetus wrote:
Earthcubed wrote:
Any insect experts living in the eastern U.S. who can tell me what looks like an adult bed bug (before it feeds), except like 5 times the size? That is to say, it's about the size of a penny, rather than just a few of the letters on a penny (which I believe is the size of an adult bed bug)?


I'm kinda weirded out now.


Did it look like this? http://imgur.com/a/4huBZ

If so, it was probably this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduvius_personatus in that case be nice to it because it eats bed bugs.



Nope.

Still weirded out.

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Thumbman
Big Cube

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:44 pm 
 

So what did you good gentlemen (and fine ladies, of course) do for the Superbowl? I went to my friend's apartment, and about ten people came over. We spent about $100 on wings and chips (would have been more, but originally it was only going to be 4 of us), drank a lot of beer and had a hookah going the whole time. Fun time, even if it was the least tense game ever. Some amazing plays by the Seahawks, but not the most interesting game in the end. Peyton Manning must be in a pretty foul mood right now...
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Jophelerx
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:48 pm 
 

I rolled up a character for a d20 modern campaign during the entire duration of the super bowl. Nobody else can top the nerdiness of that shit, so don't even try.
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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:52 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
My father met his current long-term partner through a dating site. So there's at least that.


My best friend met his gf (of a year and a half now) through okCupid as well.

Unfortunately JS was right in that your location has a pretty hefty influence on how successful you'll be. My mom tried a few dating sites after she and my dad divorced, but, because she was living in a rural area (she and my dad had moved there from a large city after getting married, and she kept the house) she didn't have much luck - the kind of people who were single and in their 50s in that isolated an area tended to not have a lot going for them, to say the least.

I was driving home during the superbowl from visiting my dad and stepmom, but won $50 from the office SB pool so it was a fine game in my book.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:53 pm 
 

I sat in my room and cried. Then I listened to Captain Beefheart records.
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The Great Fearmonger

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:00 pm 
 

I drank a beer and played BF4.

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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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Location: At the Heat of Winter
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:23 pm 
 

I served as a designated driver for a family friend. Dude is 55 but coolest guy ever when he is drunk. Big laughs I tell you, big laughs. Plus I kept a drunk off the road so I did my good deed for the day.
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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:33 pm 
 

I met a number of gf thru Irc, msn and other sites (I used Netlog which was very successful both for gfs and friends). Location was never a problem. We managed to meet both on my city or hers even if it was pretty far (one of them lived 700 km at south and we traveled back and forth). Of course, unless one moves out near the other that shit won't last much.

I can say that time was pretty fun. I knew tons of places and people and did many awesome things. I recommend to try it, it's easier than it looks to meet someone and to have fun. Something that was amusing was the quantity of really hot and smart girls using such sites. Hell, one of my gfs I knew that way was a model who was into death and black metal. It was the perfect combo for starters.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:47 pm 
 

Spoiler: show


Make a new thread if you want to talk about rape, please.


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J_Ason
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:52 pm 
 

dystopia4 wrote:
and had a hookah going the whole time

Oh man, I wish I lived in Canada where it's legal to have a whore entertaining you when all that's on is fucking sports.

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~Guest 132892
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Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:59 pm 
 

J_Ason wrote:
dystopia4 wrote:
and had a hookah going the whole time

Oh man, I wish I lived in Canada where it's legal to have a whore entertaining you when all that's on is fucking sports.

The state of Nevada supports this comment.

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caspian
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:26 pm 
 

On the whole online thing- met my wife online. Engaged within two and a bit months, married within 6 (exactly six, as it turns out) months, 14 months after that no regrets whatsoever. It's not a bad way to find a woman, just chat a bit and then have a super casual meet up and see where it goes from there.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:54 pm 
 

I had a nap attack during the S-Bowl. Too much hot cocoa.

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:59 pm 
 

I played a bit of Skyrim and then watched some X-Files instead of watching the Super Bowl.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:07 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
I played a bit of Skyrim and then watched some X-Files instead of watching the Super Bowl.


Which episode(s)?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:07 pm 
 

Hopefully nothing after season 7.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:09 pm 
 

Earthcubed wrote:
Hopefully nothing after season 7.


Actually after Season 6. 7 was a hot mess.
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Rattus
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:30 pm 
 

J_Ason wrote:
dystopia4 wrote:
and had a hookah going the whole time

Oh man, I wish I lived in Canada where it's legal to have a whore entertaining you when all that's on is fucking sports.

Ahah a hookah isn't the same as a hooker... A hookah is a wonderful device you can use to ingest all sorts of drugs, herbs, and other sorts of items that will become extremely carcinogenic. :-P I don't recommend using it frequently because on the scale of carcinogens, holy fuck is it bad. Hookahs are a part of Middle Eastern culture that has become popular in the West due to soldiers picking up this tradition and also because Arabic cafes are becoming more popular. And Arabic cafes that are generally worth going to are full of smoke from hookahs, like a smog cloud. :lol:

Dystopia: I was playing Batman: Arkham Origins and completely disregarded football. :-D
John_Sunlight: about that site... I've been using it for friendship only. I've actually met a few people I can hang out with! One is a Somalian chemist and academic. He's awesome, great sense of humour and doesn't bore my ADHD brain. :-P
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:42 pm 
 

I actually watched the game because I have friends.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:50 pm 
 

Smoking_Gnu wrote:
Subrick wrote:
My father met his current long-term partner through a dating site. So there's at least that.

Unfortunately JS was right in that your location has a pretty hefty influence on how successful you'll be. My mom tried a few dating sites after she and my dad divorced, but, because she was living in a rural area (she and my dad had moved there from a large city after getting married, and she kept the house) she didn't have much luck - the kind of people who were single and in their 50s in that isolated an area tended to not have a lot going for them, to say the least.

She needs Farmers Only.
City Folk just don't get it.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:15 pm 
 

Football blows. I can only get into it when I'm incredibly stoned. Such a boring game otherwise.

Hockey, any day of the week.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:29 pm 
 

Kitty Halftime show at the Puppy Bowl > Super Bowl. but I've been saying that ever since they started. No care for sports ever.
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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:50 pm 
 

Apparently, Black MIDI is a thing...

http://www.aux.tv/2014/01/black-midi-so ... eupon&rQZb
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:56 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Earthcubed wrote:
Hopefully nothing after season 7.


Actually after Season 6. 7 was a hot mess.


:lol: both actually. I'm watching the series on Netflix and just finished season six and started season seven last night.
Or maybe it was 7&8 I don't remember how many seasons there are. Either way Mulder was abducted and I'm in the next season.
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VariedTastes
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:31 pm 
 

Ya'll are a bunch of America hating commies; football's awesome.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:00 am 
 

if you have nothing else in your life... then I guess you can enjoy it. There is far more interesting things that attract my attention. A game that I'm not participating in isn't one of them.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:21 am 
 

Have you ever listened to a band that you didn't play in? Watched a movie you didn't act in? LOSER.

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VariedTastes
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:53 am 
 

ShaolinLambKiller wrote:
if you have nothing else in your life... then I guess you can enjoy it. There is far more interesting things that attract my attention. A game that I'm not participating in isn't one of them.


Chill, bro.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:28 am 
 

Online dating was more or less fun for me, in the end. I dated a girl from OKC for a while, but that didn't turn out too well. I met some interesting people and had some good times, but I ended up snaggin' a friend of a friend that I'm with currently. I know that if/when this girl and I split, I'll probably fire the old profiles right back up, but overall I enjoy meeting ladies the old-fashioned way. Especially living in a college town and being college age.
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