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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:53 pm 
 

I might approach him to inquire about fitness tips. Being able to actually get to 1% body fat is pretty impressive. And far .. FAAR beyond me. So he might be able to give me some pointers. He'd probably say something like "eat cellery, run 10 miles every three days, drink yogurt shakes every other day and have lots and lots of sex with someone you love." That would actually be pretty good advice. See? He's not so bad!
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:56 pm 
 

Not to sound like a total fitness douche but that's nowhere near 1% body fat. That guy's clearly between 6-10%.

Also, where's a photo of swineeyedlamb when you need one.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:59 pm 
 

:lol: No douche, man. You're right. I took a guess based on gymnasts I'd seen described as 1%, but now that I'm looking (and looking and looking and looking) again, he's a bit puffier than they were.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:24 am 
 

My Halloween party was better than your Halloween party.
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themicrulah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:11 pm 
 

I guess it's time for me to show my face!

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:19 pm 
 

You look exactly like one of my friends. Is your name Mathias? :p
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themicrulah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:20 pm 
 

Nah, my name is Jake :P I wish I had a cool name like that though.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:31 pm 
 

The Mic kinda looks like DrummingEdge. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=92937&p=2194914&hilit=picture#p2194914

You should post pics of your vest here: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=46690&p=2333491#p2333491
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themicrulah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:19 pm 
 

Hahaha I do kind of look like that guy. He's more like well-defined than me I think.

I did post a picture of my vest in that thread a couple of pages back though and no one commented on it :(

I have a cool Bathory yellowgoat backpatch and an anarchafeminist patch my girlfriend made for me too!
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:26 pm 
 

Ah yeah, I remember. Cool jacket, you should more patches though! I can't wait to start my new one, I killed my vest and removed the patches from it.
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themicrulah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:28 pm 
 

Yeah I'm looking to get Destruction and Sodom patches next! I like ordering records and CDs more than patches though so it's a slow process :P

Killed your vest? Why? D:
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:40 pm 
 

I didn't like it anymore, I got tired of some bands on it. I'll give you a list of my patches and pins when you'll join the chat, I got some to trade/give.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:36 pm 
 

Where do you get your patches, Tony? Bands send you merch, or do you have favorite stores? I've been looking around, but it's pretty hit-or-miss. Not that many stores where I want to buy a bunch of stuff. It'd be better to find a kick ass place for several rather than one here and there and having to pay shipping on every single patch.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:51 pm 
 

I've ordered some in bulk when I made my first vest, some of these weren't quite nice but it was to save shipping and stuff. There's some of these I won't use for my new vest. I got many at gigs, the bands I like are usually fans of patches so that's cool. I got one from In Solitude recently. I got some on Ebay (you can cool stuff from there if you're willing to pay the price), Hells Headbangers, Abyss Records (my Enslaved backpatch is from there but I wouldn't recommend since the print is kind of mediocre). Got some from friends (thanks to Cynical Mysanthropy, Azmodes, zodi and Acrobat!). I got some (maybe 3 max) in stores in Montreal like a Voivod patch.

Finally, many deluxe version of albums includes patches like this Ignivomous LP: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=65462&p=2196396&hilit=ignivomous#p2196396

Hit me up on Facebook as I'd like to get rid of some patches, I'll give you a list.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:00 am 
 

My new kitty! I named him Teemu (in honor of Teemu Selanne). He's 8 weeks old and very gentle! Image
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:06 am 
 

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:33 am 
 

May be fag hair or whatever but the previous photo is significantly gayer.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:35 am 
 

caspian wrote:
May be fag hair or whatever but the previous photo is significantly gayer.


Haha, I think its because everyone is trying to not look tiny next to me.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 2:47 am 
 

Moreso the form fitting shirts, the matching dress sense, the sense of isolation - no one around but 3 beautiful gym bros keen to see who has the hardest cock, I mean pecs.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:28 am 
 

:lol:
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:41 am 
 

Ohh Tony that cat is fucking adorable. Great deer in headlights picture too.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:15 pm 
 

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I won one of those contests but you can figure it out.
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VenusianSea
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:24 pm 
 

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Late to the party, and very nerdy... I know. :oh shit:


Even later. Hai Morri!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:29 pm 
 

:hyper: :bow: :hail:
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:22 pm 
 

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:32 pm 
 

comfy evil man in metal snuggy.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:25 pm 
 

The denim vest underneath looks like extra wide suspenders.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:33 pm 
 

OH MY SATAN. Metantoine, your kitten is crazy adorable. Like us humans he'll probably grow into a total asshole, so enjoy it while it lasts! Brb, my cat is attacking my ankles.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:20 am 
 

From the most recent band photo shoot we did last Wednesday.

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The lighting accents that my nose looks like a perfectly shaped Dorito.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:24 am 
 

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OH MY SATAN. Metantoine, your kitten is crazy adorable. Like us humans he'll probably grow into a total asshole, so enjoy it while it lasts! Brb, my cat is attacking my ankles.

He's so smaaaaaaaaall. He rests on my shoulders while I study. My dog was pretty jealous yesterday but I feel they'll be buddies soon.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:27 am 
 

Hey Subrick, you want me to Photoshop out that graffiti smiley face, or is that part of the band's aesthetic?
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:28 am 
 

Photoshop that in the sun.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:31 am 
 

I actually didn't notice it at the site and was unaware of it being there until I got that photo tonight. If I was in one of those try hard DSBM type bands I'd say that the smiley face was ironic.

Still, the sky makes these photos. Dude knows his shit when it comes to HDRing the sky.
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Heavy_T_Skubbs
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:32 am 
 

Napero wrote:
The denim vest underneath looks like extra wide suspenders.


That's exactly right.
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Razakel
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:23 pm 
 

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BasqueStorm
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:25 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
The lighting accents that my nose looks like a perfectly shaped Dorito.

LOL!

Nice ones, guys!

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Napero
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:32 pm 
 

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(creepy pic)

The daughters want to have a "summer Canadian", and despite the looks in the pic, you may apply for the position.

You look like a typical Canadian after two weeks in Finland, BTW.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:50 pm 
 

I'm pretty sure a summer in Napero's forest would be paradise. Whatever those renovations were originally meant for, it's pretty clear now that they should be made to suit my residence. I request a hallway attachment to the sauna and one of Barb's blueberry pie-cakes every single night.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:17 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
Razakel wrote:
(creepy pic)

The daughters want to have a "summer Canadian", and despite the looks in the pic, you may apply for the position.

You look like a typical Canadian after two weeks in Finland, BTW.

You take that back, Nap. I'm your "summer Canadian"!

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