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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:24 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
I didn't necessarily mean "forbidden" like it was a rule that was explicitly broken. I tried to imply that it was more of a choice of the staff to keep things more "streamlined"; the same reason we don't allow image avatars or too much shit in signatures. It was just cryptic how nobody ever mentioned it and it was never posted as a rule, now I know why.

I bet the staff would love doing pointless crap like that to "streamline" the site. :lol:
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Abominatrix
Harbinger of Metal

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:36 pm 
 

Nochielo wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Completely unrelated: I've always wondered about Abom's signature so I finally googled it up today and now I'm inspired to read the book it's from, so thanks for that I could really use more reading in my life.

It's the Shoon of the Dead from "The House in the Borderland", right? I never noticed. Great, great book. A really bad trip.


That it is! "a really bad trip" indeed! Such weird and horrible implications.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:07 pm 
 

Azmodes wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Also I think there may have been a bit of a language barrier, at least that's what his (mis)use of punctuation would suggest.

Well, his IP points to the US. Not that that precludes a language barrier. He's back already, by the way.


I thought ban dodging was frowned upon around these parts and punishable by the dreaded permiban?
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SadisticGratification
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Location: Ireland
PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:14 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
I'm the rouge mod motherfuckers!

All hail the rouge mod :bow: :bow: :bow:

We should take bets on the mental age of Anton, I'll give Even that he has the mental age of a 7 year old :-D

EDIT: I just want to say, please don't ban Anton. He's such an immense source of entertainment....

EDIT2: Realised he was already banned :( but came back in his new incarnation ;)


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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:03 pm 
 

Does anybody other than me make sure their technique is perfect (pick-squeals, pinch harmonics, whammy bar etc.) when air guitaring, just in case someone is watching?
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~Guest 282118
Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:11 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Does anybody other than me make sure their technique is perfect (pick-squeals, pinch harmonics, whammy bar etc.) when air guitaring, just in case someone is watching?

Probably. My air guitaring looks only vaguely like actual guitar playing.

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Young_Metalhead
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Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:17 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:16 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
Does anybody other than me make sure their technique is perfect (pick-squeals, pinch harmonics, whammy bar etc.) when air guitaring, just in case someone is watching?

Of course! The only thing that I don't get perfect are the actual notes. But besides that...
Oh and BTW, ¡Viva México, cabrones!

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~Guest 171512
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:32 pm 
 

Hooray! Abominatrix fixed his signature! I'm so happy. :D

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~Guest 293033
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:08 pm 
 

I only play air bass because fuck picks.

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dontlivefastjustdie
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:18 pm 
 

Only air drumming in the car while making sure your hands are in the right place to hit the correct air drum/cymbal to match the song is real.

Bonus points for doing so unashamedly in gridlock traffic.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:20 pm 
 

Air drumming in a car is only fun when you are the one driving.
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:23 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Air drumming in a car is only fun when you are the one driving.

Hell yeah, someone gets it.
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colin040
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:44 pm 
 

I like air singing the most.

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AppleQueso
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:05 pm 
 

colin040 wrote:
I like air singing the most.


That horrible feeling when there's a guitar solo or long instrumental section and you aren't sure what to do...

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~Guest 98976
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:07 pm 
 

dontlivefastjustdie wrote:
Only air drumming in the car while making sure your hands are in the right place to hit the correct air drum/cymbal to match the song is real.

It's pretty funny you mention this, because I used to air drum the shit out of Open Hostility as close to perfect as I could. There's so much snare/cymbal on that album!

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:25 pm 
 

http://en.ria.ru/crime/20130916/1834935 ... -Head.html

Well, at least someone is taking Kant seriously!
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Napero
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:29 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
http://en.ria.ru/crime/20130916/183493539/Argument-About-Philosopher-Kant-Ends-With-Russian-Shot-in-Head.html

Well, at least someone is taking Kant seriously!

Damn, I just had a pretty damn good laugh on this! Surrealist stuff.
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dontlivefastjustdie
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:34 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Air drumming in a car is only fun when you are the one driving.

Total steering wheel punishment forever. Those nice long fills that go from snare all the way around to the floor tom are especially fun to do from one side of the steering wheel to the other.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:56 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
inhumanist wrote:
http://en.ria.ru/crime/20130916/183493539/Argument-About-Philosopher-Kant-Ends-With-Russian-Shot-in-Head.html

Well, at least someone is taking Kant seriously!

Damn, I just had a pretty damn good laugh on this! Surrealist stuff.

Yeah. I'm not at all against philosophical arguments getting heated but I really doubt the shooter understood what the categorical imperative is about. :lol:
Hope they're going to tell the public what exactly they were arguing about.
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:46 pm 
 

Just in case you guys haven't had your fill of anton nonsense, I got a death threat from him in my email last night.

Quote:
failsafeman: What if antonthereaper were banned?
antonthereaper: What if failsafeman were banned from any concert i play at! And what if i allowed security to kill him on site if he shows up!

Seriously, why ban me??????? That topic had nothing wrong with it! Theres something wrong with you i can tell you! You're immoral banning of my account! Anyways, i'm creating my own metal arcives.

http://extrememetalencyclopedia.webs.com/

And a new policy was enacted! It's called a "failsafeman is perm-banned" policy! So when it's forum is complete! You will be banned every time you create an account! How can this policy be reversed? Maybe unban me?

Oh yeah the concert thing! well, i'm a screamer!


In the future I'd better be careful not to sign into any shitty screamo concerts using my Metal Archives handle.

Honestly though, I want to believe he's a troll at this point. Imagining someone this dumb actually existing is just making me depressed.
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Acrobat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:48 pm 
 

Perm-banned? I guess I can't show up either. :(
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:54 pm 
 

His website has me in tears. The section in "About" on failsafeman is some of the greatest internet comedy I've read in a long time.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:58 pm 
 

I immediately tried to make an account on that site due to it obviously being vastly superior to this one, but I couldn't figure out how. Also the forum doesn't work without javascript and I fear that if I enable that on the site my computer will be infected with awesome.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:59 pm 
 

I'm a member of the Extreme Metal Encyclopedia. Be jealous.
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Ecliptik
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:05 pm 
 

Oh my god, that is the greatest thing to exist in the entire history of forever. His failsafeman section and the comparison to MA is just... priceless.
Long live Anton, a true comedic genius.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:06 pm 
 

I like how somebody made an account called "notfailsafeman".
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Abominatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:37 pm 
 

hahahahah...amazing. What a weirdo! Well Failsafe, I know you were dying to attend his gigs and I'm really not sure what you're going to do now. Suffer, I guess!

I don't feel any pity for Anton at all, but I feel bad for Doom Cowboy now...the lad obviously just has social adjustment issues.
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:39 pm 
 

"he can burn in hell for all I care if it exists!"

:lol: Nice way to make a death threat sound simultaneously existential.

If Doomed Cowboy would have just shut up and not made every single post a "woe is me, traditional metal isn't popular anymore" diatribe, he woulda been fine. Occasionally he made a good post but once he got too comfortable here, it was all over for him.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:45 pm 
 

failsafeman now has the best sig on the whole forum.

Also, the new site clearly beats the shit out of this one!
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Edit: Oh sweet Christ, their forums! Those topics are priceless :lol:
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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:52 pm 
 

My favourite thing is that the only one added in the Musicans section is himself.
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~Guest 98976
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:52 pm 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Perm-banned? I guess I can't show up either. :(

Is he banned from getting a perm? Oh god yes please have a perm.

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:27 pm 
 

Wow that shit is hilarious. My favorite part is so far the only band he added to the site is As I Lay Dying and it's the extreme metal archives :lol: . Also those forums just wow, so who's not notfailsafeman and who's steaksauce? I'm just going to assume they are both members here.
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Thumbman
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:29 pm 
 

Quote:
Extreme Metal Encyclopedia vs Metal Archives!
- MA sometimes accepts non-metal bands. EME does NOT!
- EMC is extreme metal ONLY! MA allows soft metal!
- MA is runned by idiots, EMC is runned by someone who wants to do things right!

Pure gold.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:36 pm 
 

Oh my. Even 4chan's /mu/ is better than this :lol:
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~Guest 293033
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:12 pm 
 

Am I the only one here who loves these forums primarily because of the hilarity between the mods and weekly idiots?

Edit: Rank: Metalhead!!!!

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Abominatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:17 pm 
 

Empyreal wrote:
"he can burn in hell for all I care if it exists!"

:lol: Nice way to make a death threat sound simultaneously existential.

If Doomed Cowboy would have just shut up and not made every single post a "woe is me, traditional metal isn't popular anymore" diatribe, he woulda been fine. Occasionally he made a good post but once he got too comfortable here, it was all over for him.



Oh definitely. But he made me feel sad, and I thought we could help him somehow. I know, I know, I'm really a softy and an idealist. *sniffs* ...that's why I'll never be a forum moderator!
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:26 pm 
 

failsafeman wrote:
Honestly though, I want to believe he's a troll at this point. Imagining someone this dumb actually existing is just making me depressed.


THIS JUST IN: antonthereaper said something dumb!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:28 pm 
 

If that Antonthereaper dude actually is a troll, then he's one of the most dedicated ones I've ever seen.

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Razakel
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:51 pm 
 

Whoa, all hail Anton! Founder of Metal Archives 3.0!

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:59 pm 
 

I just remembered this exists:



Fucking christ, why does this song seem like it goes on for so fucking long?!?
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